Title: Re: Unicorns will save the world
Post by: ghi on October 07, 2017, 10:27:27 PM
Bring your Unicorns! :D
Title: Re: Unicorns will save the world
Post by: AKKuya on October 10, 2017, 07:39:47 AM
The error in this thinking derives from the fact that Chuck Norris like his meat so rare that he eats only unicorns. No unicorn will be available to save the world. Chuck takes care of saving the world.
Title: Re: Unicorns will save the world
Post by: Arlo on October 10, 2017, 09:21:11 AM
But there will be no bridges named after him.
Title: Re: Unicorns will save the world
Post by: Volron on October 10, 2017, 11:55:14 AM
If a bridge was named after him, all other bridges in the world would collapse out of shame. That is why there are no bridges named after Chuck Norris. :D
Title: Re: Unicorns will save the world
Post by: Arlo on October 10, 2017, 12:15:28 PM
No. The reason bridges aren't named after him is that you can't cross Chuck Norris.
Title: Re: Unicorns will save the world
Post by: zack1234 on October 10, 2017, 12:57:30 PM
Chuck Norris is English :old:
Title: Re: Unicorns will save the world
Post by: bustr on October 10, 2017, 01:52:42 PM
I used to know the people who raised these, and that little dork with the tiny horn. He went through the usual phase of head butting everything and everyone. And only goat ferts came out the south end of those things. He liked to wait until you had your back turned to head butt you. Not something for a petting zoo.
Title: Re: Unicorns will save the world
Post by: ghi on October 15, 2017, 11:13:36 PM
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