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Title: I can't believe it! Snailman/Lusche is . . .
Post by: Brooke on October 05, 2017, 09:29:19 PM
. . . registered to fly a Ki-84 in the "Target Rabaul" scenario.   :banana:   :banana:   :banana:

I've been trying for a long time to have the privilege of flying in a scenario with Snailman.  :aok
Title: Re: I can't believe it! Snailman/Lusche is . . .
Post by: Lusche on October 06, 2017, 06:51:37 AM
Neither can I  :bhead
Title: Re: I can't believe it! Snailman/Lusche is . . .
Post by: JimmyD3 on October 06, 2017, 09:19:24 AM
 :rofl :rofl

You go Snailman!!! :aok
Title: Re: I can't believe it! Snailman/Lusche is . . .
Post by: Brooke on October 06, 2017, 10:55:28 AM
Snailman, please let me know at any time if there are things i can do to help make your participation enjoyable.

It is my sincere desire for you and all the players to have a great time.
Title: Re: I can't believe it! Snailman/Lusche is . . .
Post by: Wiley on October 06, 2017, 11:05:00 AM
 :eek:  :x

I honestly don't understand why scenarios aren't your flavor, Snail.  The amount of patience I've seen you display in the MA, I would've thought you'd be all over them.

Definitely glad to have you aboard though. :salute

Wiley.
Title: Re: I can't believe it! Snailman/Lusche is . . .
Post by: Becinhu on October 06, 2017, 11:25:55 AM
Snailman, please let me know at any time if there are things i can do to help make your participation enjoyable.

It is my sincere desire for you and all the players to have a great time.

Take the salt shaker out of the cockpit. Snails don't like salt.


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Title: Re: I can't believe it! Snailman/Lusche is . . .
Post by: BFOOT1 on October 06, 2017, 12:18:27 PM
VF-17 rumored to be rolling their .50 cal rounds in salt... :noid
Title: Re: I can't believe it! Snailman/Lusche is . . .
Post by: Lusche on October 06, 2017, 12:31:16 PM
I honestly don't understand why scenarios aren't your flavor, Snail.  The amount of patience I've seen you display in the MA, I would've thought you'd be all over them.

That's a different kind of patience.
Actually, in some way it's no patience at all. When you see me, seemingly patiently, prowling the MA skies at high altitude looking for bombers.... I'm actually AFK.
The vast majority of my AH flight time the game is minimized. I browse the net, write message, watch films, draw, make music... simply anything. Even when, to stay with the example, the strat runner is in icon range 5k ahead - If I estimate it takes me longer than a minute to get in range, I minimize the game again to do anything, coming back like every 10 seconds to check the situation. It's difficult for me to focus on anything that's not immediately captivating or rewarding.

In Scenarios, you are in uniform. You a part of a team, you must keep an eye on the coms, you must follow other people's orders (the horror!*). You must fly in formation. You can't simply just do your own thing.
For someone like me, that's hard work.  :joystick:



Snailman, please let me know at any time if there are things i can do to help make your participation enjoyable.

I'm already stocking up my supplies of Earl Grey and McVitie's digestive bisquits.  :old:


I have also, in preparation for this event, built myself a headset and started to talk in the MA. (Seriously, not being used to speak English I really have to practice)




* in my first Sceanrio, I was commanded by Ltown...  :uhoh
Title: Re: I can't believe it! Snailman/Lusche is . . .
Post by: Wiley on October 06, 2017, 12:35:11 PM
Ah.  That explains a lot.  I too am generally on my phone on climbout and cruising as well.

It's generally not too bad.  We'll try to keep our comms simple.  "Snail!  Kill!" ;)

Wiley.
Title: Re: I can't believe it! Snailman/Lusche is . . .
Post by: wil3ur on October 06, 2017, 12:35:24 PM
I heard Snails voice for the first time on coms the other day over A12.  I figured he was using some sort of voicebox with pre-programed phrases.

If it helps at all, I can barely remember any of my highschool german, I'll be happy to translate!   :devil
Title: Re: I can't believe it! Snailman/Lusche is . . .
Post by: Lusche on October 06, 2017, 12:46:24 PM
  I figured he was using some sort of voicebox with pre-programed phrases.

 :noid
Title: Re: I can't believe it! Snailman/Lusche is . . .
Post by: Brooke on October 06, 2017, 06:54:34 PM
I'm already stocking up my supplies of Earl Grey and McVitie's digestive bisquits.  :old:

Those are my favorite choices for tea and biscuits as well!  :aok

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I have also, in preparation for this event, built myself a headset and started to talk in the MA. (Seriously, not being used to speak English I really have to practice)

I want to hear some German on vox!  :aok

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* in my first Sceanrio, I was commanded by Ltown...  :uhoh

Ye gods!  That's not the case here.
Title: Re: I can't believe it! Snailman/Lusche is . . .
Post by: Brooke on October 06, 2017, 06:58:05 PM
I heard Snails voice for the first time on coms the other day over A12.  I figured he was using some sort of voicebox with pre-programed phrases.

 :rofl  :aok

Here is Snailman:

https://celebdial.com/c/arnold-schwarzenegger
Title: Re: I can't believe it! Snailman/Lusche is . . .
Post by: thndregg on October 06, 2017, 07:23:34 PM
There he goes...  Infinity Snailllllll!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvTLhkEyWQw
Title: Re: I can't believe it! Snailman/Lusche is . . .
Post by: Volron on October 06, 2017, 07:27:23 PM
Is it even possible for Snail to actually focus long enough for a scenario??? :uhoh


Whoever has Snails' leash will need to know that they cannot fly faster than cruise settings and will need to make very gentle turns so wingman autopilot can keep up.  Just hope he tabbed back in when it hits the fan, or at the very least use him as bait.  :P

Now, what color leash will be used???  THAT is the real question here!  :neener:
Title: Re: I can't believe it! Snailman/Lusche is . . .
Post by: Brooke on October 06, 2017, 07:27:47 PM
The Snailman-a-nator:

https://celebdial.com/c/arnold-schwarzenegger

My favorite so far:
"I'm going to ask you a bunch of questions, and I want to have them answered immediately."
Title: Re: I can't believe it! Snailman/Lusche is . . .
Post by: Brooke on October 06, 2017, 07:33:37 PM
The Western European vorpal racing snail is a deadly predator.  It can reach a speed of 40 mph in short sprints and has been known, when sufficiently hungry (such as out of McVitie's), to take down black bears.
Title: Re: I can't believe it! Snailman/Lusche is . . .
Post by: NatCigg on October 06, 2017, 07:53:20 PM
I heard Snails voice for the first time on coms the other day over A12.  I figured he was using some sort of voicebox with pre-programed phrases.

:eek:
(https://media.giphy.com/media/LCtLoXX27ORhK/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: I can't believe it! Snailman/Lusche is . . .
Post by: Lusche on October 07, 2017, 01:28:50 AM
I don't get the hubbub here.  :old:
Traditionally my performance in the scenarios has been subpar. My grandiose successes in the MA have been a result of...umm...emm... 'clever flying' and carefully selecting my engagements.
In scenarios one has to stay and fight. Which usually means a quick death for me   :ahand

I'll be looking forward to 40 minutes of formation flying  :airplane:, 20 seconds of combat  :joystick: and writing angry forum posts in the remaining time of the session   :furious
Title: Re: I can't believe it! Snailman/Lusche is . . .
Post by: Brooke on October 07, 2017, 01:59:25 AM
As long as you have a good time, that,s by far the most important thing.
Title: Re: I can't believe it! Snailman/Lusche is . . .
Post by: KCDitto on October 07, 2017, 07:11:18 PM
I don't get the hubbub here.  :old:
Traditionally my performance in the scenarios has been subpar. My grandiose successes in the MA have been a result of...umm...emm... 'clever flying' and carefully selecting my engagements.
In scenarios one has to stay and fight. Which usually means a quick death for me   :ahand

I'll be looking forward to 40 minutes of formation flying  :airplane:, 20 seconds of combat  :joystick: and writing angry forum posts in the remaining time of the session   :furious


NO NO NO   you get two (2) lives      so wait for the angry posts after your second death   :rofl
Title: Re: I can't believe it! Snailman/Lusche is . . .
Post by: Brooke on October 07, 2017, 07:46:22 PM
I saw Snailman tonight up in his Ki-84.  He was killing everything in sight, owning the place.  People were begging him to leave even one plane for the rest of us, but he was having none of it in his killing frenzy.

Beware, enemies of the Empire!
Title: Re: I can't believe it! Snailman/Lusche is . . .
Post by: Lusche on October 07, 2017, 08:31:06 PM
I would appreciate some cutbacks in the exaggeration department.
Title: Re: I can't believe it! Snailman/Lusche is . . .
Post by: Rodent57 on October 07, 2017, 10:21:12 PM
Fortunately, in the modern era, you cant control that part of the net Snail!

<S>!
Title: Re: I can't believe it! Snailman/Lusche is . . .
Post by: Bruv119 on October 08, 2017, 01:07:22 AM
I would appreciate some cutbacks in the exaggeration department.

 :rofl

Welcome to my world.
Title: Re: I can't believe it! Snailman/Lusche is . . .
Post by: Lusche on October 08, 2017, 04:55:26 AM
:rofl

Welcome to my world.

But your world actually consists of killing fighters left and right  :old:

The things I killed in my Ki-84 yesterday while Brooke was on:

- A set of strat raiding B-17s on the deck. Only one I actually shot down, one was a turning proxy, the other finished off by ack. Had to limp home with a sputtering engine
- One set B-17s and another set of B-25C on two different occasions. Both were obviously flown by new players who never shot at me and flew through town acks at 6k. Only two legit kills, there rest were town ack proxies.
- Two T-34 and two m4(75). Bombed them.
- Finally ONE fighter. A P-39Q.

When fighters actually started to arrive in force, I switched to the Me 262.

"Owning the place" my %&&  :furious

Title: Re: I can't believe it! Snailman/Lusche is . . .
Post by: JimmyD3 on October 08, 2017, 05:00:13 PM
But your world actually consists of killing fighters left and right  :old:

The things I killed in my Ki-84 yesterday while Brooke was on:

- A set of strat raiding B-17s on the deck. Only one I actually shot down, one was a turning proxy, the other finished off by ack. Had to limp home with a sputtering engine
- One set B-17s and another set of B-25C on two different occasions. Both were obviously flown by new players who never shot at me and flew through town acks at 6k. Only two legit kills, there rest were town ack proxies.
- Two T-34 and two m4(75). Bombed them.
- Finally ONE fighter. A P-39Q.

When fighters actually started to arrive in force, I switched to the Me 262.

"Owning the place" my %&&  :furious

 :rofl That's okay Snailman, but feel free to bask in the adulation anyway, but remember when you shoot them down that to will stop.  :devil
Title: Re: I can't believe it! Snailman/Lusche is . . .
Post by: Zuum on October 08, 2017, 05:40:15 PM
Snailman/Lusche...is my hero! :D
Title: Re: I can't believe it! Snailman/Lusche is . . .
Post by: 1stpar3 on October 08, 2017, 06:18:42 PM
But your world actually consists of killing fighters left and right  :old:

The things I killed in my Ki-84 yesterday while Brooke was on:

- A set of strat raiding B-17s on the deck. Only one I actually shot down, one was a turning proxy, the other finished off by ack. Had to limp home with a sputtering engine
- One set B-17s and another set of B-25C on two different occasions. Both were obviously flown by new players who never shot at me and flew through town acks at 6k. Only two legit kills, there rest were town ack proxies.
- Two T-34 and two m4(75). Bombed them.
- Finally ONE fighter. A P-39Q.

When fighters actually started to arrive in force, I switched to the Me 262.

"Owning the place" my %&&  :furious
SIR? Isnt that how everyone gets their kills? Well obviously EVERY ONE except you :x  :neener:
Title: Re: I can't believe it! Snailman/Lusche is . . .
Post by: icepac on October 08, 2017, 09:54:39 PM
Are you guys forgetting that snailman's patience is legend?
Title: Re: I can't believe it! Snailman/Lusche is . . .
Post by: Brooke on October 08, 2017, 10:13:43 PM
That a gastropod can fly an airplane is an amazing achievement all on its own.
Title: Re: I can't believe it! Snailman/Lusche is . . .
Post by: Becinhu on October 11, 2017, 09:22:00 AM
That a gastropod can fly an airplane is an amazing achievement all on its own.

Not to mention how the instruments can function after being covered in slime.


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Title: Re: I can't believe it! Snailman/Lusche is . . .
Post by: Becinhu on October 11, 2017, 09:31:30 AM
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20171011/afe1e02bf265dee5d93fed7fc612c9b7.jpg)

I was able to snap a quick photo of Snailman rolling his 262 out of the hanger.


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Title: Re: I can't believe it! Snailman/Lusche is . . .
Post by: BiPoLaR on October 12, 2017, 04:01:02 PM
Whats up with you and the youtube style click bait? Tasteless.
Title: Re: I can't believe it! Snailman/Lusche is . . .
Post by: thndregg on October 12, 2017, 08:30:56 PM
My bombardier/chin gunner was able to send Snail's Jug smoking back to his ground crew tonight.  ;)
Title: Re: I can't believe it! Snailman/Lusche is . . .
Post by: Flayed1 on October 13, 2017, 10:05:42 AM
 Hope all go's well and you have fun Snail.   And I really hope you have a better time of it than I did in the one and only event I ever flew in back in AH1 days.  We had just got our KI-67's to 20k or so and turned toward target when, POOF no power. So I curse the luck of having a power outage just then, but soon realize that the kitchen, where I had the comp setup was the only room that didn't have power...   My young ones, probably around 4 to 6 at the time decided it would be fun to climb up, open the breaker panel and shut off that 1 breaker. 
  So be careful that you don't have enemy infiltrators in your house during your flight.    <S>
Title: Re: I can't believe it! Snailman/Lusche is . . .
Post by: Brooke on October 13, 2017, 03:51:35 PM
the one and only event I ever flew in back in AH1 days. 

Come join us for this one.  :aok

There are still some Ki-84's, Ki-61's, and A6M5b's left.

It will be GREAT FUN!  And you'll get to fly on the same side as Snailman.  :aok
Title: Re: I can't believe it! Snailman/Lusche is . . .
Post by: Dundee on October 14, 2017, 11:42:01 AM
Welcome back Snailman