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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Serenity on October 15, 2017, 08:07:58 AM

Title: Is your AH carrier flight lacking some "zip"?
Post by: Serenity on October 15, 2017, 08:07:58 AM
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https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/ronnie-stahl-app-for-kids-who-cant-fly-good/id1086478833?mt=8

Featuring such classics, as:

"Little high all the way. No grade"

and

"Raise your hand if you did good today. Put your [explative] hand down"

and, who could forget

"I hate students..."

Download today!


So, apparently this app has been around forever, but as the man himself is CNATRA paddles on my boat this month, it's making a resurgence, and it was too funny not to share!
Title: Re: Is your AH carrier flight lacking some "zip"?
Post by: Vraciu on October 15, 2017, 10:39:41 AM
He sounds just like one of the guys I flew with a few years back.  He was in T-45s, E-2s, Hornets, and was an LSO.  Dead ringer.   

"Do you want some idiot from Meridian waving you, or do you want daddy waving you?"  :rofl
Title: Re: Is your AH carrier flight lacking some "zip"?
Post by: Serenity on October 15, 2017, 07:03:26 PM
He sounds just like one of the guys I flew with a few years back.  He was in T-45s, E-2s, Hornets, and was an LSO.  Dead ringer.   

"Do you want some idiot from Meridian waving you, or do you want daddy waving you?"  :rofl

That’s my favorite lol. Between that and Thunder Buddy giving me a full blown rapey whispered “roooooooger baaaaaaaalllllll” it’s gonna be a wild ride...
Title: Re: Is your AH carrier flight lacking some "zip"?
Post by: Vraciu on October 15, 2017, 07:32:32 PM
Classic stuff.   Really funny.    :aok
Title: Re: Is your AH carrier flight lacking some "zip"?
Post by: Maverick on October 16, 2017, 10:39:39 AM
Can't see/ hear it. Only use android, never apple crap. Is there a version on you tube?
Title: Re: Is your AH carrier flight lacking some "zip"?
Post by: Serenity on October 16, 2017, 11:37:23 AM
Can't see/ hear it. Only use android, never apple crap. Is there a version on you tube?

No, it’s an actual app you have to pick “briefing options” to hear. I run android for the phone, but iPad for ForeFlight, and EVERY Navy app seems to only run on apple :(
Title: Re: Is your AH carrier flight lacking some "zip"?
Post by: Shuffler on October 17, 2017, 04:17:31 PM
No, it’s an actual app you have to pick “briefing options” to hear. I run android for the phone, but iPad for ForeFlight, and EVERY Navy app seems to only run on apple :(

LOL that's scary.