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Title: i'D LIKE TO REPORT THE THEFT OF ONE P38J
Post by: yanksfan on February 19, 2018, 05:12:38 PM: Last seen in the 80th storage hanger along with my blender and 1940's porn collection..... p38j od green in color,, several large wholes patched with beer cans several parts missing (left wing) ,,,,, Ailerons..... and a small portion of the canopy,,, ok most of the glass is shot out.....

Anyways,,, return no questions asked,,,, i'm gonna turn the lights out,,, and Guppy please just put it back......
Title: Re: i'D LIKE TO REPORT THE THEFT OF ONE P38J
Post by: SFRT - Frenchy on February 19, 2018, 05:59:30 PM: Was probably a jealous P47 pilot, dem P38J are ubber.
Title: Re: i'D LIKE TO REPORT THE THEFT OF ONE P38J
Post by: oakranger on February 19, 2018, 06:55:49 PM: Quote from: yanksfan on February 19, 2018, 05:12:38 PM
Last seen in the 80th storage hanger along with my blender and 1940's porn collection..... p38j od green in color,, several large wholes patched with beer cans several parts missing (left wing) ,,,,, Ailerons..... and a small portion of the canopy,,, ok most of the glass is shot out.....

Anyways,,, return no questions asked,,,, i'm gonna turn the lights out,,, and Guppy please just put it back......

That is impossible. P-38 pilots do not look at porn unless that's just sheep porn.
Title: Re: i'D LIKE TO REPORT THE THEFT OF ONE P38J
Post by: Volron on February 19, 2018, 08:03:03 PM: Quote from: oakranger on February 19, 2018, 06:55:49 PM
That is impossible. P-38 pilots do not look at porn unless that's just sheep porn.

Then it's safe to assume that it was a collection of Sheep on Thee!!! and Baaa, Oh!
Title: Re: i'D LIKE TO REPORT THE THEFT OF ONE P38J
Post by: Becinhu on February 19, 2018, 08:28:58 PM: I couldn’t have been Guppy. The J model is far too technologically advanced than the G model. He can only fly with the broomstick and slinky flight controls, with the hamster powered throttle, and the string and can comms.

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Title: Re: i'D LIKE TO REPORT THE THEFT OF ONE P38J
Post by: oakranger on February 19, 2018, 11:01:13 PM: Quote from: Volron on February 19, 2018, 08:03:03 PM
Then it's safe to assume that it was a collection of Sheep on Thee!!! and Baaa, Oh!

:rofl
Title: Re: i'D LIKE TO REPORT THE THEFT OF ONE P38J
Post by: Shuffler on February 20, 2018, 12:31:15 PM: It was here a while a go. I saw it.
Title: Re: i'D LIKE TO REPORT THE THEFT OF ONE P38J
Post by: JimmyC on February 20, 2018, 12:44:02 PM: I think some pigs have been living in it out the back....
Title: Re: i'D LIKE TO REPORT THE THEFT OF ONE P38J
Post by: Lazerr on February 20, 2018, 01:13:21 PM: Sounds like a whine to me...

Grab a G-model and suck it up!

:D
Title: Re: i'D LIKE TO REPORT THE THEFT OF ONE P38J
Post by: save on February 22, 2018, 06:51:18 AM: Me thinks Cybro just put it into another hangar..
Title: Re: i'D LIKE TO REPORT THE THEFT OF ONE P38J
Post by: Mister Fork on February 22, 2018, 09:01:16 AM: Brady sent me this picture...apparently someone landed at the airfield with their landing gear up and skidded off the runway...then this happened...

(http://www.americanairmuseum.com/sites/default/files/freeman/media-377551.jpg)
Title: Re: i'D LIKE TO REPORT THE THEFT OF ONE P38J
Post by: Volron on February 22, 2018, 10:18:53 AM: Quote from: Mister Fork on February 22, 2018, 09:01:16 AM
Brady sent me this picture...apparently someone landed at the airfield with their landing gear up and skidded off the runway...then this happened...

(http://www.americanairmuseum.com/sites/default/files/freeman/media-377551.jpg)

That can't be it. It's still in flyable condition. :P
Title: Re: i'D LIKE TO REPORT THE THEFT OF ONE P38J
Post by: Becinhu on February 22, 2018, 11:02:34 AM: That doesn’t even qualify as a SAPP landing

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Title: Re: i'D LIKE TO REPORT THE THEFT OF ONE P38J
Post by: Mister Fork on February 22, 2018, 11:56:38 AM: I think the guy in the bunny suit is (you can see the parachute inside the costume) is the pilot...... some kind of 'bird?'
Title: Re: i'D LIKE TO REPORT THE THEFT OF ONE P38J
Post by: Drano on February 22, 2018, 01:26:06 PM: Quote from: Becinhu on February 22, 2018, 11:02:34 AM
That doesn’t even qualify as a SAPP landing

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Yeah! It's all right side up and stuff! I too call BS!

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Title: Re: i'D LIKE TO REPORT THE THEFT OF ONE P38J
Post by: Lazerr on February 22, 2018, 01:48:54 PM: Quote from: Drano on February 22, 2018, 01:26:06 PM
Yeah! It's all right side up and stuff! I too call BS!

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You guys are right.. i see no evidence of the mandatory cartwheel.
Title: Re: i'D LIKE TO REPORT THE THEFT OF ONE P38J
Post by: oakranger on February 24, 2018, 11:14:40 PM: This is what SAPP looks like coming home from a fight.

https://imgur.com/a/zRZeY (https://imgur.com/a/zRZeY)

https://imgur.com/Wit7X2G (https://imgur.com/Wit7X2G)

And their graveyard for scraps from other P-38s that came back in good condition.

https://imgur.com/ddWTHwI (https://imgur.com/ddWTHwI)