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Title: Allies willing to accept capitulation from Axis before last frame starts tonight.
Post by: Ripsnort on October 26, 2001, 08:07:00 AM: Axis, please address our Frame 3 CO, Swoop, he will give you the terms of surrender, and then tonight will be just a fun run for all.
Title: Allies willing to accept capitulation from Axis before last frame starts tonight.
Post by: skernsk on October 26, 2001, 08:37:00 AM: I'll see ya up Rip...in my sights!
Title: Allies willing to accept capitulation from Axis before last frame starts tonight.
Post by: Ripsnort on October 26, 2001, 08:44:00 AM: Skernsk, you have a private message regarding your inquirey yesterday.
Title: Allies willing to accept capitulation from Axis before last frame starts tonight.
Post by: SOB on October 26, 2001, 10:34:00 AM: You are a pansie. The rest of you allied sissy boys are also pansies. You will all die quickly and horribly and be killed in your chutes. I don't envy you. Please, stop all the carnage before it starts. We promise to shoot each and every one of you quickly and in an orderly fashion if you'll just line up and report one at a time to the Axis HQ.

Thank you, that is all.

SOB
Title: Allies willing to accept capitulation from Axis before last frame starts tonight.
Post by: Swoop on October 26, 2001, 12:05:00 PM: TERMS OF SURRENDER.

Vulcan wants pics of Fatty's Mom in a Mariners outfit.

(http://www.swoop.com/images/logo_small.jpg)
Title: Allies willing to accept capitulation from Axis before last frame starts tonight.
Post by: Ripsnort on October 26, 2001, 12:12:00 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Swoop:
TERMS OF SURRENDER.

Vulcan wants pics of Fatty's Mom in a Mariners outfit.

(http://www.swoop.com/images/logo_small.jpg)

With one of those Wool Wash mitts attached to the back end...
Title: Allies willing to accept capitulation from Axis before last frame starts tonight.
Post by: Nifty on October 26, 2001, 01:25:00 PM: The capitulation is for us to offer copulation with our sheep??? NEIN! Zee Allied zwine muzt not have our sheep!!!
Title: Allies willing to accept capitulation from Axis before last frame starts tonight.
Post by: Fatty on October 26, 2001, 02:03:00 PM: Allied pigdogs are not worthy. Unconditional surrender or death.
Title: Allies willing to accept capitulation from Axis before last frame starts tonight.
Post by: Ripsnort on October 26, 2001, 03:05:00 PM: Axis, what can I say? You have the FDB's with your alliance, the only term that fits is:
May the Farce be with you
Title: Allies willing to accept capitulation from Axis before last frame starts tonight.
Post by: skernsk on October 26, 2001, 03:14:00 PM: Well Rip...it will be a great pleasure watching you go down in flames. And as I swoop in to vulch you in your chute my weekend will have been made.
Title: Allies willing to accept capitulation from Axis before last frame starts tonight.
Post by: Nifty on October 26, 2001, 03:34:00 PM: with the FDB's on our side, the buffalo wings are plentiful, the beer flows and the sheep are truly happy (or afraid, I can never tell which!) This is how the world should be.

(psst, Fatty, my plane will be loaded with the Beck's Dark droptanks now, right???)
Title: Allies willing to accept capitulation from Axis before last frame starts tonight.
Post by: Swoop on October 26, 2001, 03:39:00 PM: Quote
Originally posted by skernsk:
Well Rip...it will be a great pleasure watching you go down in flames. And as I swoop in to vulch you in your chute my weekend will have been made.

LAW SUIT!!!!!

All Swooping(TM) is to be done by me and me alone and is only recreatable under license.

(http://www.swoop.com/images/logo_small.jpg)
Title: Allies willing to accept capitulation from Axis before last frame starts tonight.
Post by: ~Pyroman~ on October 26, 2001, 03:45:00 PM: I heard the term that crack kills and alcohol kills brain cells. Then there's what I heard about the Axis pilot. Coincidence? I think not! :D
Title: Allies willing to accept capitulation from Axis before last frame starts tonight.
Post by: skernsk on October 26, 2001, 04:08:00 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Swoop:

LAW SUIT!!!!!

All Swooping(TM) is to be done by me and me alone and is only recreatable under license.

You couldn't swoop to save your life SWOOP! See ya in court chump :p

[ 10-26-2001: Message edited by: skernsk ]
Title: Allies willing to accept capitulation from Axis before last frame starts tonight.
Post by: Swoop on October 26, 2001, 04:32:00 PM: Whadda ya reckon lads? Is that the most unoriginal response you've ever seen in your entire life or not?

Now I know why Americans take the piss out Canucks.

Chump. :rolleyes:

(http://www.swoop.com/images/logo_small.jpg)
Title: Allies willing to accept capitulation from Axis before last frame starts tonight.
Post by: skernsk on October 26, 2001, 05:11:00 PM: Now I know why Americans take the piss out Canucks.

Is this English Swoop?

Perhaps my post confused you and you need to "sod off"!

LOL!
Title: Allies willing to accept capitulation from Axis before last frame starts tonight.
Post by: Swoop on October 26, 2001, 05:27:00 PM: LOL.

ok, I'll sod off if you buggeroff. :D

(http://www.swoop.com/images/logo_small.jpg)
Title: Allies willing to accept capitulation from Axis before last frame starts tonight.
Post by: skernsk on October 26, 2001, 08:40:00 PM: Right-O! Buggering off then... :)
Title: Allies willing to accept capitulation from Axis before last frame starts tonight.
Post by: milnko on October 26, 2001, 11:44:00 PM: Quote
Originally posted by SOB:
<SNIP> We promise to shoot each and every one of you quickly and in an orderly fashion if you'll just line up <SNIP> SOB

That is EXACTLY what happened when THE ASSASSINS vulched a crapload of P-47s taking off with our venerable Me 262s. :D

OH MY!™

As for a personal AAR I got one P-47 & one B-17. I had Fatty ridin along... man that guy is fat.
Title: Allies willing to accept capitulation from Axis before last frame starts tonight.
Post by: hblair on October 27, 2001, 02:49:00 AM: rgr that, He was with me a while, I noticed my 262 trying to auger in a dive. That extra 90lbs. of weight was just too much. ;)
Title: Allies willing to accept capitulation from Axis before last frame starts tonight.
Post by: moose on October 27, 2001, 02:16:00 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Ripsnort:
Axis, please address our Frame 3 CO, Swoop, he will give you the terms of surrender, and then tonight will be just a fun run for all.

Hmm

<insert mariners joke here>

:D :D :D
Title: Allies willing to accept capitulation from Axis before last frame starts tonight.
Post by: skernsk on October 27, 2001, 04:55:00 PM: What makes this thread so good is that Swoop and Rip were both shot down by "sally" of the FDB's :D

Good fight too Allied scum!
Title: Allies willing to accept capitulation from Axis before last frame starts tonight.
Post by: SOB on October 27, 2001, 07:03:00 PM: Quote
Originally posted by milnko:

That is EXACTLY what happened when THE ASSASSINS vulched a crapload of P-47s taking off with our venerable Me 262s. :D

OH MY!™

I love it when a plan comes together! :)

SOB
Title: Allies willing to accept capitulation from Axis before last frame starts tonight.
Post by: Ripsnort on October 29, 2001, 07:34:00 AM: Scoreboard baby! Allies win big, even though Sally shoots down CO and XO of MAG-33 (wtg Sally!, ya bastige! ;) )