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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: nrshida on September 08, 2018, 07:33:58 AM
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You think you've got an overshoot on a car on the highway when he's overtaking you...
Thanks to BAD1051 for inspiring this entertainment thread!
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When your Wife is complaining about a tailgater, on the freeway, and you tell her "bank left, throttle back and he will overshoot".
She gave me the oddest look.
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:rofl
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Riding in a car on the highway and using a laptop. The car in front has a bumper sticker has tiny text and you hit the Z key to get a closer look.
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Riding in a car on the highway and using a laptop. The car in front has a bumper sticker has tiny text and you hit the Z key to get a closer look.
Ok, this wins.
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driving down the highway and you see red lights flashing in the rear view window and you say "No one gave me a Check 6?"
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I was once descending after dropping some skydivers and noticed a float plane well below me following the river. Without conscious thought I started working into a position to attack. :)
And during the Arctic Thunder airshow I claimed a guns kill on the -2 in an A-10 flight. The A-10s said something about the F-15s taking me out with an AMRAAM 15 minutes earlier.
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The A-10s said something about the F-15s taking me out with an AMRAAM 15 minutes earlier.
What's their in-game names? :rofl
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The Brake pedal IS not Left Rudder,just as Gas pedal is NOT Right rudder :uhoh We live on a mountain..road has MANY turns....HEY,it only took 2 or 3 curves to shake me out of it :devil Had same sort of thing happen at my last job..during an Inventory. Drove that dang Fork Truck 12 hours straight..get in truck to go home and Turned on Right Blinker to back up :x
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I was once descending after dropping some skydivers and noticed a float plane well below me following the river. Without conscious thought I started working into a position to attack. :)
And during the Arctic Thunder airshow I claimed a guns kill on the -2 in an A-10 flight. The A-10s said something about the F-15s taking me out with an AMRAAM 15 minutes earlier.
Those F-15 weenies obviously didn’t want to get into the phone booth with you for a knife fight. :rofl
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Your driving on I-5 and a big blue semi passes you and you look at the drive to see if its scott66.
:joystick:
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The Brake pedal IS not Left Rudder,just as Gas pedal is NOT Right rudder :uhoh We live on a mountain..road has MANY turns....HEY,it only took 2 or 3 curves to shake me out of it :devil Had same sort of thing happen at my last job..during an Inventory. Drove that dang Fork Truck 12 hours straight..get in truck to go home and Turned on Right Blinker to back up :x
The brother lent me his Vette one day. I drove a manual and the Vette was an auto. Almost wrecked it, the car and the motor, when I down shifted going onto a corner. I didn't tell him til many many years later.
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The brother lent me his Vette one day. I drove a manual and the Vette was an auto. Almost wrecked it, the car and the motor, when I down shifted going onto a corner. I didn't tell him til many many years later.
:eek: That would be BAAADDD :bolt: YUP, you got what I was saying :rofl
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Riding in a car on the highway and using a laptop. The car in front has a bumper sticker has tiny text and you hit the Z key to get a closer look.
I have done this, but without the laptop. I was looking ahead at an exit sign so I squinted, leaned in, and my left hand naturally went down to where the Z key would be. That must have been 8 years ago now.
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I've been addicted to flight sims since '81/'82 when a "stick" plane program was written for
a mini frame made by Perkin Elmer (think it was the 7/32 or 3220).
From there I transitioned to AW then after it went bottoms up and after a brief stint with War Birds, I came
to Aces High... been here ever since
:salute
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I have done this, but without the laptop. I was looking ahead at an exit sign so I squinted, leaned in, and my left hand naturally went down to where the Z key would be. That must have been 8 years ago now.
I think with Apple Play in the Chevies you can program some functions to the garage door remotes in the overhead. :)
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You go shopping with your missus and separate to go to male-shops and when she calls to ask where you are you say RTB Winchester when you've spent all your money.
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You go shopping with your missus and separate to go to male-shops and when she calls to ask where you are you say RTB Winchester when you've spent all your money.
:rofl WAIT..you have a MISSUS and still have YOUR MONEY :uhoh In US...its all HER MONEY :furious :old:
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Had same sort of thing happen at my last job..during an Inventory. Drove that dang Fork Truck 12 hours straight..get in truck to go home and Turned on Right Blinker to back up :x
I've done that more times than I can remember. Turn the blinker on, hit the gas, and wonder why you aren't moving.
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Riding in a car on the highway and using a laptop. The car in front has a bumper sticker has tiny text and you hit the Z key to get a closer look.
Lol I thought I was the only one who wished many a time I could zoom in on a sign or another vehicle.
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Frequently pulling on the steering wheel to get the nose up and lag roll because of slow or stopped traffic ahead.
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When your woman asks you where you are going with a roll of paper towels and the rubbing alcohol and you reply without thinking “windscreen is dirty” because thats how you think of your monitor now.
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When your woman asks you where you are going with a roll of paper towels and the rubbing alcohol and you reply without thinking “windscreen is dirty” because thats how you think of your monitor now.
:rofl NOPE...never done that :rofl
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I always worry about what would happen if I ever have to drive a manual because I always drive with my right hand on the stick and left on the top horizontal part of the door handle. Yes, I call it the stick.
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sitting at a bar and a friend offers you another shot and you reply naw, i gotta go shoot some bad people. everybody stops and ask you gonna what?
semp
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sitting at a bar and a friend offers you another shot and you reply naw, i gotta go shoot some bad people.
:rofl :aok
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sitting at a bar and a friend offers you another shot and you reply naw, i gotta go shoot some bad people. everybody stops and ask you gonna what?
semp
Yup! Actually had that happen once or twice :devil