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Title: Tornado Gun Safety
Post by: AKKuya on May 21, 2019, 05:56:49 AM
Heard on local radio station that their is a warning to all Kansas residents that they are not allowed to fire shotguns at tornados.

I think if you are brave enough to stand your ground with a shotgun, then you should be able to discharge your weapon at an approaching twister.
Title: Re: Tornado Gun Safety
Post by: Oldman731 on May 21, 2019, 07:08:53 AM
Heard on local radio station that their is a warning to all Kansas residents that they are not allowed to fire shotguns at tornados.

I think if you are brave enough to stand your ground with a shotgun, then you should be able to discharge your weapon at an approaching twister.


Which raises the question:  How much gun is enough, if you want to bag a tornado?

- oldman
Title: Re: Tornado Gun Safety
Post by: Arlo on May 21, 2019, 07:50:25 AM

Which raises the question:  How much gun is enough, if you want to bag a tornado?

- oldman

Try a speargun.
Title: Re: Tornado Gun Safety
Post by: Spikes on May 21, 2019, 09:09:52 AM
Is that like the people trying to shoot Hurricane Irma?
Title: Re: Tornado Gun Safety
Post by: Chalenge on May 21, 2019, 11:34:15 AM
Spoof news. How many people are going to risk all that flying debris to get a few shots off at wind?
Title: Re: Tornado Gun Safety
Post by: Arlo on May 21, 2019, 03:10:38 PM
Spoof news. How many people are going to risk all that flying debris to get a few shots off at wind?

The ones that hate Darwin?
Title: Re: Tornado Gun Safety
Post by: 1stpar3 on May 21, 2019, 04:24:57 PM
Maybe they where shooting at the dishes flying around? FREE Sporting Clays? Might be more realistic, as the flight paths are more erratic than Trap Throwers :headscratch:  That or too much BEER/Liquor was involved..."You wont get my beer!!! I done drunk it already..so take this you bastad! :rofl
Title: Re: Tornado Gun Safety
Post by: DmonSlyr on May 21, 2019, 09:58:23 PM
Maybe they where shooting at the dishes flying around? FREE Sporting Clays? Might be more realistic, as the flight paths are more erratic than Trap Throwers :headscratch:  That or too much BEER/Liquor was involved..."You wont get my beer!!! I done drunk it already..so take this you bastad! :rofl

This guy has the right idea!  :rofl
Title: Re: Tornado Gun Safety
Post by: guncrasher on May 21, 2019, 11:23:22 PM
Maybe they where shooting at the dishes flying around? FREE Sporting Clays? Might be more realistic, as the flight paths are more erratic than Trap Throwers :headscratch:  That or too much BEER/Liquor was involved..."You wont get my beer!!! I done drunk it already..so take this you bastad! :rofl

you damn rednecks and your stupid ideas.  I would have shot at the cows flying by.


semp
Title: Re: Tornado Gun Safety
Post by: Volron on May 22, 2019, 12:57:53 AM
you damn rednecks and your stupid ideas.  I would have shot at the cows flying by.


semp

 :rofl
Title: Re: Tornado Gun Safety
Post by: Brooke on May 22, 2019, 02:15:32 AM
I say give those tornadoes both barrels!  Make 'em think twice about coming around again.
Title: Re: Tornado Gun Safety
Post by: Puma44 on May 27, 2019, 01:56:17 PM
 :rofl
Title: Re: Tornado Gun Safety
Post by: 1stpar3 on May 30, 2019, 03:12:05 PM
you damn rednecks and your stupid ideas.  I would have shot at the cows flying by.


semp
Whom you callin Stipud? Them cows is Milk cows, Laverne and Shirley, they good girls too. Thats why we didn shoot them. Now if Tbone and Rubeye handt got kilt be the Milk truck last month, we might a shot at them. :neener:
Title: Re: Tornado Gun Safety
Post by: Shuffler on May 30, 2019, 04:10:27 PM
I use a trusty sling shot. Not one of those ol' pansy wrist rockets (they only work for those fellers with springy wrist)
Title: Re: Tornado Gun Safety
Post by: FBDragon on May 30, 2019, 06:43:58 PM
I use a trusty sling shot. Not one of those ol' pansy wrist rockets (they only work for those fellers with springy wrist)

 :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: Tornado Gun Safety
Post by: 1stpar3 on May 31, 2019, 04:17:44 AM
You fellers know what Rednecks and Tornaders have in common?  :uhoh Sooner or later, they wind up in a Trailer Park  :rofl
Title: Re: Tornado Gun Safety
Post by: Puma44 on May 31, 2019, 10:25:20 AM
 :rofl
Title: Re: Tornado Gun Safety
Post by: Shuffler on May 31, 2019, 01:47:17 PM
You fellers know what Rednecks and Tornaders have in common?  :uhoh Sooner or later, they wind up in a Trailer Park  :rofl

I have a friend that lives in a trailer. He has 5 trucks and three tires.
Title: Re: Tornado Gun Safety
Post by: AKKuya on June 01, 2019, 07:14:15 PM
Bullets just don't have the punching power to stop a twister.  You need to load an 18 wheeler box trailer full of TNT.  Setup a remote driving capability in the tractor and put the truck on a course in front of the tornado path.  Rig up a remote detonator and when the twister is just enough away to not move the trailer, click the red button.

The shockwave should disrupt the part of the cone touching the ground.  If that doesn't work, then send in a B-2 with a nuke.  :devil