General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: Brooke on September 05, 2019, 01:47:17 AM
Title: I hear that Luftwaffe pilots are sissies
Post by: Brooke on September 05, 2019, 01:47:17 AM
They look too scared to take on the XII Tactical Air Force over Anzio.
All of those excellent FW 190A-5's, Bf 109G-6's, and FW 190F-8's -- just waiting for Luftwaffe pilots to sign up.
The Luftwaffe has the excellent pilot and strategist Perdweeb as CO. They have the experten and legendary pilots Save, Chuikov, Towelie (aka Floob), and Jeffn already signed up.
What are you waiting for?
Do you like German fighters? Time to get in there! :aok
It runs Saturdays in October.
Details and link to registration: https://ahevents.net/index.php/events/scenarios/current-or-next-scenario
Title: Re: I hear that Luftwaffe pilots are sissies
Post by: snugar109 on September 05, 2019, 11:25:52 AM
Yup that was the right button to push. Scared of nothing in my G6 :D
Title: Re: I hear that Luftwaffe pilots are sissies
Post by: Brooke on September 05, 2019, 11:54:05 AM
The g6 is awesome. You made a good choice. :aok
Title: Re: I hear that Luftwaffe pilots are sissies
Post by: perdue3 on September 05, 2019, 11:55:38 AM
If Luftwaffe pilots are sissy’s, why do Spits come in pink?
I have to concede that this is quite a valid point.
However, as CO of the allied side, I have decreed that there shall be no pink Spitfires in the 31st FG -- only manly colors that fit with the gravity of the situation at Anzio. (Whether the pilots listen to me is another matter.)
Title: Re: I hear that Luftwaffe pilots are sissies
Post by: Shuffler on September 06, 2019, 12:14:18 PM
Glad to have you. Invite your squadmates to join as well :salute
Looks like I will be fighting a squad member this go around, oh well he made a bad choice :neener:
Title: Re: I hear that Luftwaffe pilots are sissies
Post by: turt21 on September 10, 2019, 11:25:03 AM
No Axis bombers in this one?
Title: Re: I hear that Luftwaffe pilots are sissies
Post by: Morpheus on September 10, 2019, 11:25:31 AM
I remember many years ago and this was back in AH1 AHGod flying his G-10 always and never was afraid to come down and tango with any La7 pilot. He also was a good wing to go into that furball that was always there in the center of Trinity or Pizza!
Dam those where some fun nights!! But the sobriety wore off and college began also!
<S>Morph!
Title: Re: I hear that Luftwaffe pilots are sissies
Post by: Vraciu on September 10, 2019, 12:39:15 PM
Title: Re: I hear that Luftwaffe pilots are sissies
Post by: Brooke on September 10, 2019, 02:00:02 PM
Now is the time on Schprokets at which we dance!
Title: Re: I hear that Luftwaffe pilots are sissies
Post by: Morpheus on September 10, 2019, 04:01:00 PM
Flying a 190 or a 109 always seemed too slow paced and boring of a life on line. I never could stand the boring as F BNZ chit. I mean paying for a GAME and doing nothing but the boring as hell BNZ seemed just like if masturbation with a handful of mud. If you like either you are just fluffied up!!!
Title: Re: I hear that Luftwaffe pilots are sissies
Post by: perdue3 on September 10, 2019, 04:05:13 PM
Well, we have 190Fs available as well. Rather than BnZ and dominating Spit 8s in your 109G-6, you can saddle up in an F8 and cheat death over and over again as waves of Spitfires and P-47s chase you around Italy.
Sign up today.
Title: Re: I hear that Luftwaffe pilots are sissies
Post by: CptTrips on September 10, 2019, 04:05:39 PM
Flying a 190 or a 109 always seemed too slow paced and boring of a life on line. I never could stand the boring as F BNZ chit. I mean paying for a GAME and doing nothing but the boring as hell BNZ seemed just like if masturbation with a handful of mud. If you like either you are just fluffied up!!!
Maybe you Bore&Snooze in a 190F8. I am going to throw that baby around and run circles around the silly spitfires! With two engines and 4 cannons the 190F8 can’t lose!
Title: Re: I hear that Luftwaffe pilots are sissies
Post by: Brooke on September 12, 2019, 03:26:00 AM
I flew 190A-5's in Enemy Coast Ahead.
We had many furballs and savaged the Spitfires.
B&Z . . . pffff. Energy fighting all the way. :aok
Airspeed 190. Clearing DrBone. A perfect drag by the good doctor! (http://electraforge.com/brooke/flightsims/scenarios/201110_enemyCoastAhead/pics/frame1/005-blastSpit9-Image-0006.jpg)
This is no B&Z. (http://electraforge.com/brooke/flightsims/scenarios/201110_enemyCoastAhead/pics/frame2/011-takeOffTail-Image-0020.jpg)
Nor this. (http://electraforge.com/brooke/flightsims/scenarios/201110_enemyCoastAhead/pics/frame2/012-chasingDrBone-Image-0024.jpg)
Title: Re: I hear that Luftwaffe pilots are sissies
Post by: save on September 12, 2019, 04:26:08 PM
The 190F8 only have 2 cannons, and 2*13mms, and instead it have extra armor just where you dont need it (underneath the front lower part of the plane).
If bufftough is not reduced, you need to put all your led into the tail of the B26, and the CoG will flip it over :old:
We have unconfimed reports from spies that a CV's outturns a 190F8 with ease.
Report from allied command suggest the 190F relies entirely on earth rotation for turning.
What it can do is out outdive anything at terminal speed, except another 190A/F, the problem is that it needs to get there before a pesky P47 catches it.
Maybe you Bore&Snooze in a 190F8. I am going to throw that baby around and run circles around the silly spitfires! With two engines and 4 cannons the 190F8 can’t lose!
Title: Re: I hear that Luftwaffe pilots are sissies
Post by: Shuffler on September 12, 2019, 04:30:52 PM
Tell me about unloading.... I flew a spit 1 last scenario.
Title: Re: I hear that Luftwaffe pilots are sissies
Post by: FLOOB on September 12, 2019, 07:46:48 PM
We’ll probably wipe all of your allied planes from the sky again like we did in Pantelones. You’re lucky we can’t shame you with 202s this time.
Title: Re: I hear that Luftwaffe pilots are sissies
Post by: bozon on September 15, 2019, 03:43:05 AM
If Luftwaffe pilots are sissy’s, why do Spits come in pink?
Sorry for the late awnser! But I know this one! It's nothing like we concede anything.. like Brooke said. On the contrary it's to strike FEAR into our Emmy's heart's! :devil
PINK SPITFIRES FOR EVER!!
Title: Re: I hear that Luftwaffe pilots are sissies
Post by: Vraciu on September 15, 2019, 09:13:00 AM
Sorry for the late awnser! But I know this one! It's nothing like we concede anything.. like Brooke said. On the contrary it's to strike FEAR into our Emmy's heart's! :devil
PINK SPITFIRES FOR EVER!!
Actually, it’s meant as a distraction so you can shoot at them while they literally die laughing. :rofl
Title: Re: I hear that Luftwaffe pilots are sissies
Post by: Shuffler on September 15, 2019, 12:24:09 PM
They are based near a flock of flamingos.
Title: Re: I hear that Luftwaffe pilots are sissies
Post by: FLOOB on October 07, 2019, 02:12:51 PM
Sissy purse fight!
https://youtu.be/RY06jGOA884
Title: Re: I hear that Luftwaffe pilots are sissies
Post by: Brooke on October 08, 2019, 01:30:28 AM
Floob is awesome!
Thanks for the excellent video, Floob. :aok
Title: Re: I hear that Luftwaffe pilots are sissies
Post by: FLOOB on October 08, 2019, 04:28:38 PM
That's what it's all about. Just a bunch of friends getting together and killing each other.
Title: Re: I hear that Luftwaffe pilots are sissies
Post by: Oldman731 on October 08, 2019, 08:11:08 PM