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Title: Area 51 Raid
Post by: AKKuya on September 20, 2019, 04:56:15 AM
Today is the day.   :noid
Title: Re: Area 51 Raid
Post by: Brooke on September 20, 2019, 05:01:20 AM
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Title: Re: Area 51 Raid
Post by: Meatwad on September 20, 2019, 07:12:24 AM
These people are a bunch of morons if they are actually planning to cross base security. If this area is actually protecting something very top secret, I can guarantee they will use any means necessary. Even if it means bullets
Title: Re: Area 51 Raid
Post by: Arlo on September 20, 2019, 08:40:23 AM
I dunno. Given the huge amount of advanced warning, if there was anything truly astounding or top secret there ... it isn't now. Why shoot people when you can open a hangar door and let them inspect the mopped floor and the rusty B-4 stands. Then arrest them and fine them.
Title: Re: Area 51 Raid
Post by: Shuffler on September 20, 2019, 09:27:59 AM
Hope the guards have plenty ammunition.
Title: Re: Area 51 Raid
Post by: Puma44 on September 20, 2019, 09:52:35 AM
Cancelled due to lack of interest.  :bolt:
Title: Re: Area 51 Raid
Post by: Wiley on September 20, 2019, 11:29:31 AM
What killed me about "They can't stop all of us!" and people talking about bullets and like such as...  You people do realize they have aircraft at their disposal, and explosives?  If they really want to, yes.  They can stop all of you.  Trivially.

Also, what Arlo said.

The internet thing wasn't a total loss though, this made me chuckle.

(https://pics.me.me/if-you-need-a-chuckle-picture-this-in-a-briefing-60703219.png)

Wiley.
Title: Re: Area 51 Raid
Post by: Volron on September 20, 2019, 02:00:19 PM
What killed me about "They can't stop all of us!" and people talking about bullets and like such as...  You people do realize they have aircraft at their disposal, and explosives?  If they really want to, yes.  They can stop all of you.  Trivially.

Also, what Arlo said.

The internet thing wasn't a total loss though, this made me chuckle.

(https://pics.me.me/if-you-need-a-chuckle-picture-this-in-a-briefing-60703219.png)

Wiley.

 :rofl


Ja.  They have some Cobra's and Apache's on top of any fix wing to use I would expect.  So yeah, it would be like shooting stunned fish in a barrel with a nuclear bomb.
Title: Re: Area 51 Raid
Post by: Mister Fork on September 20, 2019, 02:02:25 PM
What killed me about "They can't stop all of us!" and people talking about bullets and like such as...  You people do realize they have aircraft at their disposal, and explosives?  If they really want to, yes.  They can stop all of you.  Trivially.

Also, what Arlo said.

The internet thing wasn't a total loss though, this made me chuckle.

(https://pics.me.me/if-you-need-a-chuckle-picture-this-in-a-briefing-60703219.png)

Wiley.

...and drones. You're bringing your hipster beards, smartphones, and essential oils to a drone fight.
Title: Re: Area 51 Raid
Post by: morfiend on September 21, 2019, 11:26:15 AM
Area 51 is so 1952.....


   Dulce base is the new area 52!  All the kids know that, and they even have a song about it.


  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsE2rExDWQQ




    :salute
Title: Re: Area 51 Raid
Post by: redcatcherb412 on September 21, 2019, 11:45:51 AM
Area 51 is so 1952.....


   Dulce base is the new area 52!  All the kids know that, and they even have a song about it
    :salute
The Jicarilla Apache tribe hides all their spaceships in Dulce, secret entrance is the teepee's casino just North of Cuba NM.  :D
Title: Re: Area 51 Raid
Post by: DmonSlyr on September 21, 2019, 12:44:14 PM
They should be raiding Antarctica or Greenland. That's where the "real" aliens are, just ask John Kerry!
Title: Re: Area 51 Raid
Post by: morfiend on September 21, 2019, 12:51:43 PM
The Jicarilla Apache tribe hides all their spaceships in Dulce, secret entrance is the teepee's casino just North of Cuba NM.  :D


  Red it's the Hopi,not Apache! :neener: :neener:  The Ant people keep their USO's there.


   :salute
Title: Re: Area 51 Raid
Post by: Meatwad on September 21, 2019, 08:17:24 PM
Area 51 is so 1952.....


   Dulce base is the new area 52!  All the kids know that, and they even have a song about it.


  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsE2rExDWQQ




    :salute


Must be where the emergency stockpile of Dulce de leche dessert is kept at  :noid
Title: Re: Area 51 Raid
Post by: redcatcherb412 on September 22, 2019, 11:27:16 AM

  Red it's the Hopi,not Apache! :neener: :neener:  The Ant people keep their USO's there.


   :salute
Rumor has it if you  tip a  teepee over, the UFOs are stored under them  ;) :D

 :salute....
Highway to Dulce from the Apache Nugget Casino turnoff corner of Hwy 550 and Hwy 537  Northwest NM


https://www.google.com/maps/@36.1466874,-107.2639808,3a,75y,54.89h,89.85t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sS3QcazLWwd6WHQQDSfdImQ!2e0!7i3328!8i1664 (https://www.google.com/maps/@36.1466874,-107.2639808,3a,75y,54.89h,89.85t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sS3QcazLWwd6WHQQDSfdImQ!2e0!7i3328!8i1664)
Title: Re: Area 51 Raid
Post by: morfiend on September 22, 2019, 12:35:39 PM
Rumor has it if you  tip a  teepee over, the UFOs are stored under them  ;) :D

 :salute....
Highway to Dulce from the Apache Nugget Casino turnoff corner of Hwy 550 and Hwy 537  Northwest NM


https://www.google.com/maps/@36.1466874,-107.2639808,3a,75y,54.89h,89.85t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sS3QcazLWwd6WHQQDSfdImQ!2e0!7i3328!8i1664 (https://www.google.com/maps/@36.1466874,-107.2639808,3a,75y,54.89h,89.85t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sS3QcazLWwd6WHQQDSfdImQ!2e0!7i3328!8i1664)


  Ya I knew that,was just messing with ya,I know the hopi's have legends about ant people and UFOs.

  The natives have a saying,this aint no teepee to go pp it;s a wigwam to pound your tom tom. :devil



     :salute
Title: Re: Area 51 Raid
Post by: redcatcherb412 on September 22, 2019, 02:33:12 PM

  Ya I knew that,was just messing with ya,I know the hopi's have legends about ant people and UFOs.

  The natives have a saying,this aint no teepee to go pp it;s a wigwam to pound your tom tom. :devil



     :salute
That saying is hilarious as for 30 years before the casino was built  the Jicarilla's built that originally as just a bathroom rest area with 6 teepee outhouses as the only bathroom break between Bloomfield and Cuba. As such the TeePees were the only place to PP on that 100 mile stretch.  :rofl
Title: Re: Area 51 Raid
Post by: morfiend on September 22, 2019, 05:06:54 PM
 :rofl :rofl :rofl





  :salute
Title: Re: Area 51 Raid
Post by: ROC on September 23, 2019, 11:12:47 PM
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You're bringing your hipster beards, smartphones, and essential oils to a drone fight.

I've been saying for years, the vegan pacifists are going to piss off armed carnivores, and it isn't going to end well  :old:
Title: Re: Area 51 Raid
Post by: Chalenge on September 24, 2019, 07:26:55 AM
106 people showed up. One guy crossed the highway, touched the fence, and was immediately arrested. The aliens saw the low turnout and so changed course to harass Navy F-18s instead.

Bonus fact: Despite the extremely small scale of UAPs they apparently have limitless power and full control over gravity and inertia. The power is easy enough to figure out. Control of inertia is still magic to us.
Title: Re: Area 51 Raid
Post by: Chalenge on September 25, 2019, 01:21:16 AM
This is the video you've all seen:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auETTvrM_QQ

I think some kid in the Seattle area has a fat wallet and a mutated knowledge level and is toying with the rest of us. Still, it's pretty clear that the US Navy and DoD are using this footage and UFO conspiracies to justify further funding.
Title: Re: Area 51 Raid
Post by: 1Cane on September 25, 2019, 08:37:04 AM
I have driven along the north edge of area 51 and have seen the no trespassing signs with the warning deadly force is authorized.  This is told me everything I needed to know about area 51.  I'd have never trespassed there and I was never shot to hit :noid
Title: Re: Area 51 Raid
Post by: AKKuya on September 25, 2019, 05:20:45 PM
The only real way to get to Area 51 is to be dressed like Elvis Presley.  That way they can say, "Elvis has left the planet."
Title: Re: Area 51 Raid
Post by: Volron on September 25, 2019, 07:28:04 PM
The only real way to get to Area 51 is to be dressed like Elvis Presley.  That way they can say, "Elvis has left the planet."

 :rofl
Title: Re: Area 51 Raid
Post by: morfiend on September 27, 2019, 04:38:04 PM
I heard there was 10 million people there,just that most used a Romulan cloaking device!




    :salute