Aces High Bulletin Board
General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: AKKuya on September 27, 2019, 09:17:57 AM
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Two wrongs don't make a right, but 3 lefts will make a right.
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If you turn 270degrees to the left does that make it right?
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I am not sure that is how it works...
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in my 54 years and 10 months on this earth I have found out one thing is true. my wife is hot.
semp
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in my 54 years and 10 months on this earth I have found out one thing is true. my wife is hot.
semp
Semp your wife may be hot but mine is always right! :furious
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Right is wrong, left is correct.
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in my 54 years and 10 months on this earth I have found out one thing is true. my wife is hot.
If there's no film, it isn't so.
This is sort of a self-evident truth that we have adopted.
- oldman
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If your wife says the bathroom scale is broken and need a new one, it is unacceptable to reply with "It works fine for me"
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Semp your wife may be hot but mine is always right! :furious
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yeah I learned that after the first 2 times she stabbed me. what can I say it turned me on. :x :x :x
semp
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"The only true wisdom is knowing you know nothing." - Socrates
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in my 54 years and 10 months on this earth I have found out one thing is true. my wife is hot.
semp
Is that with or without the light on?
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And now, Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey
Whenever I see an old lady slip
and fall on a wet sidewalk,
my first instinct is to laugh.
But then I think,
what if I was an ant,
and she fell on me.
Then it wouldn’t seem quite so funny.
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If you turn 270degrees to the left does that make it right?
Three lefts make a right. :old:
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Not one of the 63 motorcycles I've owned have been purchased with permission from my wife but I have been forgiven.
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If you want to catch a chicken, smell like a horny chicken. :bolt:
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Not one of the 63 motorcycles I've owned have been purchased with permission from my wife but I have been forgiven.
me and my wife lived together for like 13 or 14 years, then we split up about 6 months after I bought her a seebring convertible. it was a used car but it was nice. anyway I had 2 cars so I decided to sell the convertible and my truck to buy another car. we got back together after 5 years and I am still not forgiven. so I call bs on your bikes, they never forget :noid :noid :noid :noid
semp