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Title: Covid19 FSO restrictions
Post by: Bannor on March 17, 2020, 05:38:36 PM

Due to Covid19, Squads cannot have more than 10 people and they must remain a minimum of 600M apart.  :uhoh All Axis squads must remain in the tower under quarantine until their field flashes. And don't forget to wash your hands, especially you weiser!  :rofl

Title: Re: Covid19 FSO restrictions
Post by: LNG15 on March 19, 2020, 05:40:04 AM

*Telegram from USAAF*
Bannor has been stealing TP and needs to be shot down on sight! Allies must carry a bathroom in their aircraft from now on!   :P :rofl :neener:

Title: Re: Covid19 FSO restrictions
Post by: AKKuya on March 19, 2020, 05:55:34 AM

Before takeoff, all ammunition must be cleaned with hand sanitizer after handling by ground crew.  We can't spread any infections to enemy pilots with infected bullets.

Title: Re: Covid19 FSO restrictions
Post by: LNG15 on March 19, 2020, 06:22:22 AM

Bombs must be sanitized to ensure no citizens get infected from the shrapnel. We can't give places like Berlin or Hamburg infected bombs as well.

Title: Re: Covid19 FSO restrictions
Post by: Wiley on March 19, 2020, 12:29:38 PM

To accomodate TP shortages, all aircraft seats will be equipped with bidets.

Wiley.

Title: Re: Covid19 FSO restrictions
Post by: AKKuya on March 19, 2020, 02:11:56 PM

Quote from: Wiley on March 19, 2020, 12:29:38 PM

To accomodate TP shortages, all aircraft seats will be equipped with bidets.

Wiley.

Just bring some ice cream cones in a tray.

Title: Re: Covid19 FSO restrictions
Post by: snugar109 on March 19, 2020, 02:20:14 PM

If seats can't be equipped a block of cheese will be provided to the pilot, inflight snack so multi-use  :D

Title: Re: Covid19 FSO restrictions
Post by: SlipKnt on March 19, 2020, 05:08:47 PM

Those of us that eat sauerkraut sammiches are already immune...

 :neener:

Title: Re: Covid19 FSO restrictions
Post by: AKKuya on March 19, 2020, 06:24:45 PM

Urgent Message from HQ

Eating SPAM will stop the spread of any disease or virus. 

Title: Re: Covid19 FSO restrictions
Post by: Bannor on March 19, 2020, 10:27:22 PM

Quote from: LNG15 on March 19, 2020, 05:40:04 AM

*Telegram from USAAF*
Bannor has been stealing TP and needs to be shot down on sight! Allies must carry a bathroom in their aircraft from now on!   :P :rofl :neener:

Don't shoot! We're only dropping toilet paper on your fields. Operation TP is a humanitarian mission!  :pray

Title: Re: Covid19 FSO restrictions
Post by: APDrone on March 21, 2020, 03:13:13 PM

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Title: Re: Covid19 FSO restrictions
Post by: Vulcan on March 21, 2020, 04:02:39 PM

^ lacks TP you filthwizard