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Title: Assasins vs FDB's,
Post by: Hangtime on July 22, 2001, 10:28:00 AM: Wednesday, 11:00pm eastern. Dueling arena.

We'll supply the hookers, you guys better bring a doctor.

We'll fly an FDB ROE..

ROE: 10k max till merge. Guns hot. no alt cap after merge. Dueling Arena, Assasins from A22, departing south grabbing to 5k and turning north, FDB's from A21, departing North to 5k and then turning south.

3 rounds.. best 2 outta three. One life per round. Last man standing elimination each round. When last opposing is killed (go ahead, pull that ripcord. ), round is over. Sides will matched in numbers.

In the first round; each side picks whatever plane they wish; all pilots on that side must utilise the same choice. No fuel or loadout restrictions. Plane selections need not be revealed to the other side.

In the second round; the opposing sides switch plane selections... if you think your good in your plane; are you as good in ours?

In the final round all pilots from either force may select whatever plane the individual pilot cares to. Neither side is locked into any particular selection. Anything in the hanger is available to any pilot.

Betting is permitted. :)
Title: Assasins vs FDB's,
Post by: Creamo on July 22, 2001, 10:36:00 AM: I got $6 and my left nut on the AK's.
Title: Assasins vs FDB's,
Post by: Hangtime on July 22, 2001, 10:40:00 AM: Big night on the nickel slots, enh? :D

I'd bet on the AK's too... if they were flyin against the MAW's.
Title: Assasins vs FDB's,
Post by: AKSWulfe on July 22, 2001, 10:44:00 AM: Well hell Hang, if you want some, come get some.

Don't beat around the bush like a lilly FDP, sling your nuts over your shoulder and say "FDPs vs AKs, or are you all sissies?"

Otherwise, I'll just roll my eyes and make fun of you in the MA Hang.
-SW
<G>
Title: Assasins vs FDB's,
Post by: Hangtime on July 22, 2001, 10:48:00 AM: LOL wulfie... one at a time. Once we put the Assasins in ambulances, you guys are free to step up to the plate. :)

Of course; you are free to warm up on a farm team like the MAW-MAW's before you come to the big leauges. <snicker>
Title: Assasins vs FDB's,
Post by: AKDejaVu on July 22, 2001, 10:53:00 AM: Quote
I got $6 and my left nut on the AK's.

I'm not sure we want to win that bet.

AKDejaVu
Title: Assasins vs FDB's,
Post by: Creamo on July 22, 2001, 11:03:00 AM: It was supposed to be a comedy thing Hang...

and no, I went to Bully's Sports Bar. $70 makes AH seem like a fine alternative to screwing off on Saturday Nights in bars, but the women aren't nearly as nice to look at here.

I'd like to see the MAW's fight the AK's. There would be all kinds of scratches and spilled pop bottles.

[ 07-22-2001: Message edited by: Creamo ]
Title: Assasins vs FDB's,
Post by: Hangtime on July 22, 2001, 11:06:00 AM: I'm gettin pretty good at pickin out the ones that have removable sweaters.
Title: Assasins vs FDB's,
Post by: AKDejaVu on July 22, 2001, 11:12:00 AM: Ah, poor creamo. Trying to come to terms with the fact that he already lost is right nut in a bet with the Ass!Ass!In!s on their last duel. Ah well... its not like you've ever really used them for anything.

AKDejaVu
Title: Assasins vs FDB's,
Post by: Creamo on July 22, 2001, 11:24:00 AM: No, no, no AKD. I didnt fly in that duel.

Had I, the screaming by Hblair and his tard troops would have been heard for miles, and clogged the BBS to a CTD. It would have made Bistro's bawling over the Rumble seemed like a gesture of appreciation.
Title: Assasins vs FDB's,
Post by: skernsk on July 22, 2001, 11:30:00 AM: Yup...the assassins flew against the likes of Gordo and a few others from our "where are they now roster".

It will be most fun as long as Hblair doesn't carbomb me!
Title: Assasins vs FDB's,
Post by: Zigrat on July 22, 2001, 12:38:00 PM: i will bet a month subscription that assasins win. any fdbs wanna take it?
Title: Assasins vs FDB's,
Post by: skernsk on July 22, 2001, 12:58:00 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Zigrat:
i will bet a month subscription that assasins win. any fdbs wanna take it?

That's about a million dollars Canadian! :)
Title: Assasins vs FDB's,
Post by: Animal on July 22, 2001, 01:15:00 PM: I dont know why we have to keep dueling those studmuffins, but OK, let just kick their tulips then.

Then we'll just duel the AKs
Title: Assasins vs FDB's,
Post by: Hangtime on July 22, 2001, 01:16:00 PM: I'd see that.. but I'm broke. So; instead; lets go fer nekkid pics of yer girfriends/wives.
Title: Assasins vs FDB's,
Post by: skernsk on July 22, 2001, 01:30:00 PM: We'll shave Fatty's mom and toss her and Animal ( with his pink leather LW uniform ) into the deal.
Title: Assasins vs FDB's,
Post by: Hangtime on July 22, 2001, 01:37:00 PM: Nah.. don't shave fattys mom... the assasins prefer hair on their womens backs.

When did Animal get fishy's leather tu-tu?
Title: Assasins vs FDB's,
Post by: Animal on July 22, 2001, 01:55:00 PM: since mrfish and stsanta cornered me on a dark alley and inyected by force the true way of the leather wearing LW warrior into me.

But thats another matter.

We gotta plan a few things Hang. The assassess are so naive and stupid that they are really underestimating all of us.
well, tell you what: this big black fellow has a few tricks up his sleeve. we are gonna whoop some ass. then we will celebrate with copious ammounts of booze and poontang
Title: Assasins vs FDB's,
Post by: Hangtime on July 22, 2001, 02:37:00 PM: Don't count on the assasins underestimating us animal. I'm sure they'll lock the fridge and send their sheep back to england before the fight.
Title: Assasins vs FDB's,
Post by: SOB on July 22, 2001, 05:58:00 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Zigrat:
i will bet a month subscription that assasins win. any fdbs wanna take it?

You seem pretty sure there tough guy. You really think you and your sissy-boy squaddies are that good, then really put your money behind it.

I'll bet you a month subscription that the FDBs take at least one round of the duel. Surely, if the mighty Assassins are as good as they think they are, they'll sweep us lowly FDBs and this is a sure bet for ya!

SOB
Title: Assasins vs FDB's,
Post by: Creamo on July 22, 2001, 06:12:00 PM: Don't take all Zigrat's paper route money SOB.

Kid's gotta have some money for candy and comics.
Title: Assasins vs FDB's,
Post by: Zigrat on July 22, 2001, 06:21:00 PM: my bet was win, that means at least 2 of 3.

im not sure how hangtimes screwy roe will affect things, but im sure we will win 1 of teh first 2, and we will win the third. my father always taught me only bet on a sure thing and im sure of 2/3. not of 3/3 :)
Title: Assasins vs FDB's,
Post by: hblair on July 22, 2001, 07:28:00 PM: R
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Title: Assasins vs FDB's,
Post by: hblair on July 22, 2001, 07:34:00 PM: !
Title: Assasins vs FDB's,
Post by: Rude on July 22, 2001, 08:03:00 PM: Run the cameras!
Title: Assasins vs FDB's,
Post by: Regurge on July 22, 2001, 10:03:00 PM: Sooo, betting on how badly you'll lose eh SOB? Atleast your being realistic about it :D

Quote
Originally posted by SOB:

I'll bet you a month subscription that the FDBs won't suck as bad as last time. Surely, if the mighty Assassins are as good as they think they are, they'll sweep us lowly FDBs and this is a sure bet for ya!

SOB
Title: Assasins vs FDB's,
Post by: SOB on July 22, 2001, 10:26:00 PM: Actually, I'm planning on shooting the rest of the FDBs down shortly after takeoff for each of the three rounds. And while I'm confident that I can single-handedly kill an entire pack of Assassins, I'm not sure that I could do it three times in a row!

SOB
Title: Assasins vs FDB's,
Post by: hblair on July 22, 2001, 10:32:00 PM: We need to do that Tuesday night, we have a squaddie leaving for a 6 month navy cruise Wednesday...
Title: Assasins vs FDB's,
Post by: newguy on July 22, 2001, 11:04:00 PM: This is going to be fun, but whats up with the ROE? Whatever it is I'm sure we'll do fine. Just make sure you show up this time. I believe you guys chickened out for some reason or another last time :)
Try to make it competitive this time eh boys :D

newguy
Title: Assasins vs FDB's,
Post by: SOB on July 23, 2001, 02:03:00 AM: Wouldn't want to miss the chance to shoot at Hamish. I'll be there! :)
Title: Assasins vs FDB's,
Post by: StSanta on July 23, 2001, 05:50:00 AM: Now *this* is entertainment :)
Title: Assasins vs FDB's,
Post by: milnko on July 23, 2001, 06:52:00 AM: If I know the FDBs, they'll pick the C-47 as thier plane, that way when when switch, they'll be able to post a brag on the UBB that they won at least one round. :D

Sorry fellas, I gotta work Tuesday so won't be able to make it, guess I'll just havta settle for killin' FDBs in the MA instead.
Title: Assasins vs FDB's,
Post by: Lizard3 on July 23, 2001, 08:31:00 AM: What the Fek does fish eggs have to do with it Hang? Ya'll eatin that girly caly forn I A Swushie stuff? I hear its got fish eggs in it?
Title: Assasins vs FDB's,
Post by: SOB on July 23, 2001, 10:32:00 AM: Ooh, that's a good idea Milenko, but I don't think the goonie is enabled in the DA. They wouldn't want to allow for field captures in there would they? Maybe we could all fly Arados and make your squaddies chase us around until we run out of fuel. Hblair seemed pretty impatient in the last duel as we tripped over ourselves and our empties trying to get to our planes. Whatever we fly, it's really gonna feel like something is missing without seeing "You Have Killed Milenko" in the text buffer next to the other Assassins! :D

SOB
Title: Assasins vs FDB's,
Post by: Yeager on July 23, 2001, 10:43:00 AM: I sense a possible disappointment with this squad duel.

The kind of disappointment one gets when he feels a great flatulance building and prepares for it with a leg up only to be let down in the greatest fashion when a mere little "ffffrump" manages to squeek out.

:eek:

Y

[ 07-23-2001: Message edited by: Yeager ]
Title: Assasins vs FDB's,
Post by: bigUC on July 23, 2001, 01:18:00 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Hangtime:

We'll supply the hookers, you guys better bring a doctor.

Are your hookers THAT bad? Better throw in an extra $5 and get some desinfected ones...
Title: Assasins vs FDB's,
Post by: hblair on July 23, 2001, 02:41:00 PM: How's this, we do one round Tuesday night, 2 rounds Wednesday Night. I know this sounds crazy, but it's the only way that I know of to get mil and ham both in the duel. Howzabout it FDB's?

:)
Title: Assasins vs FDB's,
Post by: SOB on July 23, 2001, 03:19:00 PM: Sounds like a plan to me. But I'll only agree to it if you agree to place Milenko out in front of the rest of the squad at the merge so he can be targeted properly for HO.

SOB
Title: Assasins vs FDB's,
Post by: Hangtime on July 23, 2001, 07:09:00 PM: Tuesday it is... have to juggle some workload tho. Can't split it between two nights.

All three rounds; Tuesday 7/24, 11:00 pm eastern.

Shouldn't take more than a 5 min per round, right? ;)

We goin fer nekkid pics of the 'ol ladies?
Title: Assasins vs FDB's,
Post by: Hangtime on July 24, 2001, 05:36:00 PM: Ok gents; just checked my dance card, an it sez here..

"Rumble; Assasins; 11:00 eastern, tonight, Dueling Arena."

Come ready to have a good time. SOB's flyin nekkid again.