Title: Re: Chuck Norris
Post by: Mano on October 22, 2020, 02:40:40 PM
Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.
:D
Title: Re: Chuck Norris
Post by: Volron on October 22, 2020, 03:16:44 PM
Before the Boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. :D
Title: Re: Chuck Norris
Post by: avionix on October 22, 2020, 04:20:34 PM
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris
Post by: Drano on October 22, 2020, 06:07:06 PM
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep.... He waits.
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Title: Re: Chuck Norris
Post by: Devil 505 on October 22, 2020, 10:45:49 PM
When Chuck Norris was shipwrecked on an island, the rest of the world felt marooned.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris
Post by: AKKuya on October 23, 2020, 10:36:45 AM
When Chuck Norris reads these posts about him, he say's to himself, "They make me sound like a wimp". Then, he tracks us down and roundhouse kicks us in the face. :devil
Title: Re: Chuck Norris
Post by: LNG15 on October 23, 2020, 10:43:44 AM
When Chuck Norris was fighting the Luftwaffe he just pointed at a plane and said bang, and the plane blew up and the rest of the Luftwaffe ran back to Hitler and then he even went to Stalin and he didn't even want to resist Chuck Norris and they are in Daddy Day Care to this day. XD
Title: Re: Chuck Norris
Post by: Mano on October 23, 2020, 11:21:03 AM
:cool:
The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.
:cool:
Title: Re: Chuck Norris
Post by: AKKuya on October 23, 2020, 01:58:28 PM
Title: Re: Chuck Norris
Post by: tmetal on November 05, 2020, 09:06:56 AM
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door
Title: Re: Chuck Norris
Post by: Mano on November 05, 2020, 02:24:13 PM
(https://i.imgflip.com/2b957k.jpg)
:salute
Title: Re: Chuck Norris
Post by: Ramesis on November 05, 2020, 03:16:09 PM
I like Chuck's movies but my gawd, he is not a god :D
Title: Re: Chuck Norris
Post by: guncrasher on November 05, 2020, 03:29:10 PM
chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
semp
Title: Re: Chuck Norris
Post by: Mano on November 12, 2020, 03:44:07 PM
Chuck Norris appeared in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”