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Title: One of our own in the headlines
Post by: warhed on December 03, 2021, 11:00:53 PM: Our very own Bruv made the newspapers in the UK!

https://www.ndtv.com/world-news/uk-bullet-in-rectum-case-bomb-squad-called-after-uk-man-gets-wwii-munition-stuck-in-bottom-2636527 (https://www.ndtv.com/world-news/uk-bullet-in-rectum-case-bomb-squad-called-after-uk-man-gets-wwii-munition-stuck-in-bottom-2636527)
Title: Re: One of our own in the headlines
Post by: SIK1 on December 04, 2021, 12:22:02 AM: LOL He's lucky they didn't decide to destroy it in place. :bolt:

:salute
Sik
Title: Re: One of our own in the headlines
Post by: Ack-Ack on December 04, 2021, 04:11:24 AM: This takes "blow it out your arse!" to an entirely different level.
Title: Re: One of our own in the headlines
Post by: LNG15 on December 04, 2021, 05:53:28 AM: Talk about explosive diarrhea lol. :headscratch: :rofl
Title: Re: One of our own in the headlines
Post by: mERv on December 05, 2021, 02:56:23 AM: "One of our own in the headlines..."

LoL why you gotta do Bruv like that??? :rofl
:x :rofl :banana: :rock
Title: Re: One of our own in the headlines
Post by: LCADolby on December 05, 2021, 04:26:04 AM: Zack's going to have a field day with this :uhoh
Title: Re: One of our own in the headlines
Post by: zack1234 on December 05, 2021, 06:58:30 AM: Yes

I knew Bruv was into his bott fetling drepravity being a cockney dog molester.

Bruv did intermate two years ago that he had leanings to try historic was to fetle himself.

I do know Bruv owns a decommissioned 12” howitzer shell I am not aware if said artillery vintage shell was used in his act of depravity?

I submit that said depravity needs investigating by Hitec as he is from Texas and they are also know for their peculiar nocturnal habits :old:
Title: Re: One of our own in the headlines
Post by: warhed on December 05, 2021, 08:16:23 AM: I don't speak Welsh Zack
Title: Re: One of our own in the headlines
Post by: zack1234 on December 06, 2021, 04:05:36 AM: Dolby is Welsh
Bruv is a fetler
Title: Re: One of our own in the headlines
Post by: Busher on December 06, 2021, 09:57:11 AM: Good thing he didn't refuse medical help and discharge himself.
Title: Re: One of our own in the headlines
Post by: Shuffler on December 06, 2021, 11:48:21 AM: One has to wonder who pulled the trigger on that idea....
Title: Re: One of our own in the headlines
Post by: Vulcan on December 06, 2021, 01:03:33 PM: I learned Welsh from Hi De Hi
Title: Re: One of our own in the headlines
Post by: zack1234 on December 07, 2021, 07:53:25 AM: That chick with short hair hot
Title: Re: One of our own in the headlines
Post by: Bruv119 on December 14, 2021, 06:34:24 PM: :rofl

I am safe. :banana:
Title: Re: One of our own in the headlines
Post by: MickDono on December 14, 2021, 08:00:20 PM: :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: One of our own in the headlines
Post by: Shuffler on December 14, 2021, 08:09:39 PM: One has to ask.... so Zack... how far up did they have to reach to get it out.... and did they give you anything for pain?
Title: Re: One of our own in the headlines
Post by: Molsman on December 17, 2021, 12:56:08 AM: Quote from: Shuffler on December 06, 2021, 11:48:21 AM
One has to wonder who pulled the trigger on that idea....

I think Zack pulled the Trigger Shuf :bolt: :bolt: :x :x :x

:devil :devil :devil
Title: Re: One of our own in the headlines
Post by: zack1234 on December 17, 2021, 11:41:22 AM: It was Bruv who committed act of depravity upon his never regions :old:

Mickey is also a dog fetler.

He was cautioned in Bold Street liverpool for molesting a dog outside the Co Op store.

I do not know how the said canine made the complaint to the authorities ?
Title: Re: One of our own in the headlines
Post by: MickDono on January 01, 2022, 02:26:11 PM: Quote from: zack1234 on December 17, 2021, 11:41:22 AM
It was Bruv who committed act of depravity upon his never regions :old:

Mickey is also a dog fetler.

He was cautioned in Bold Street liverpool for molesting a dog outside the Co Op store.

I do not know how the said canine made the complaint to the authorities ?

How Dare You!
Title: Re: One of our own in the headlines
Post by: 1stpar3 on January 03, 2022, 04:37:43 AM: DAMN I LOVE YOU FELLERS!!!!!! :rofl Spit Copenhagen all over my monitor :rofl I needed this laugh :salute