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Title: General Purpose Grease
Post by: nrshida on June 20, 2022, 03:26:38 AM: ...this morning I had to go to two hardware stores before ending up at an automotive parts store where the 19-year old lady behind the counter had to actually put down her iPhone for a minute and look on her work computer to find a tin of general purpose grease on a back shelf. All shops together had summer bicycle chain grease, winter bicycle lock lubricant (sic), special bicycle ball-bearing grease (sic), €14 for a small pot, motorcycle chain grease: 4 varieties but no general purpose grease on display.

I had half a mind to ask if they could look on the computer for a litre of blinker fluid or summer de-icer. I bet they'd have checked. :old:
Title: Re: General Purpose Grease
Post by: zack1234 on June 20, 2022, 06:06:06 AM: Shida likes using lubricant :rofl

Young people watch the masked singer.

And like Don Lemon….fact
Title: Re: General Purpose Grease
Post by: nrshida on June 20, 2022, 06:16:29 AM: No one likes a dry ballrace :old:
Title: Re: General Purpose Grease
Post by: zack1234 on June 20, 2022, 06:20:26 AM: Degenerate :rofl

Keep your lifestyle choices to yourself :rofl
Title: Re: General Purpose Grease
Post by: nrshida on June 20, 2022, 06:22:00 AM: Quote from: zack1234 on June 20, 2022, 06:20:26 AM
Degenerate :rofl

:rofl

I am. Fixing your own car seems to be considered perversion now.
Title: Re: General Purpose Grease
Post by: zack1234 on June 20, 2022, 06:28:37 AM: Quote from: nrshida on June 20, 2022, 06:22:00 AM
:rofl

I am. Fixing your own car
seems to be considered perversion now.

The average American cannot change a spark plug.

They bend the knee for criminals though..,fact

You lot declared war on Russia yet for invading your best friend the Ukraine.

CNN is your news source :rofl
Title: Re: General Purpose Grease
Post by: Vulcan on June 26, 2022, 11:23:01 PM: Quote from: zack1234 on June 20, 2022, 06:06:06 AM
Shida likes using lubricant :rofl

Only the best for QE2.
Title: Re: General Purpose Grease
Post by: guncrasher on June 27, 2022, 12:28:14 AM: Quote from: nrshida on June 20, 2022, 03:26:38 AM
...this morning I had to go to two hardware stores before ending up at an automotive parts store where the 19-year old lady behind the counter had to actually put down her iPhone for a minute and look on her work computer to find a tin of general purpose grease on a back shelf. All shops together had summer bicycle chain grease, winter bicycle lock lubricant (sic), special bicycle ball-bearing grease (sic), €14 for a small pot, motorcycle chain grease: 4 varieties but no general purpose grease on display.

I had half a mind to ask if they could look on the computer for a litre of blinker fluid or summer de-icer. I bet they'd have checked. :old:

been looking for blinker fluid, fount the best cost effective alternative is beer and well you get the rest.

semp
Title: Re: General Purpose Grease
Post by: LCADolby on June 27, 2022, 06:05:10 AM: Bet they had Elbow Grease in the back :old: