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Title: Just for fun.. ask an alien
Post by: Dichotomy on July 31, 2022, 04:02:19 PM
totally hypothetical but let's say that I convinced you that I was sent from an advanced world to study humanity and make recommendations to my governing body about whether we should present ourselves to humanity or wait but I told you that you could ask three questions and I'd answer honestly what three questions would you ask? 

Ya ya.. I'm bored on Sunday afternoon..  So let's have a little fun :)
Title: Re: Just for fun.. ask an alien
Post by: guncrasher on July 31, 2022, 04:42:45 PM
do you have a book called to serve mankind.

did you see commander adama on the way in?

what kind of beer did you bring

semp

Title: Re: Just for fun.. ask an alien
Post by: LCADolby on July 31, 2022, 04:47:58 PM
Do you eat Human?

Will you share your advanced FTL technology?

Please eat Semp first
Title: Re: Just for fun.. ask an alien
Post by: perdue3 on July 31, 2022, 06:13:30 PM
What's your Creation story?

What happens to your dead after they've gone?

Would you please share those answers with the rest of humanity?
Title: Re: Just for fun.. ask an alien
Post by: Meatwad on July 31, 2022, 07:29:19 PM
Is the answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, The Universe, and Everything 42?

Are you a vogon?

Can I have a dollar?
Title: Re: Just for fun.. ask an alien
Post by: decoy on August 01, 2022, 06:39:02 AM
My three questions...

Can I go back with you?

If not, will you take my ex-wife?

If not, can you take me back to 1981?
Title: Re: Just for fun.. ask an alien
Post by: Eagler on August 01, 2022, 08:20:10 AM
Any intelligent life in the universe is not interested in our fire ant farm called earth...

If they are I question their intelligence or curiosity..if it's anything more than ours when we take the kids to a zoo..

Eagler
Title: Re: Just for fun.. ask an alien
Post by: zack1234 on August 01, 2022, 10:43:11 AM
Why are Yanks fat ?

Is American football rules designed to allow advertisements of pile remedy?
Title: Re: Just for fun.. ask an alien
Post by: Shuffler on August 01, 2022, 10:48:42 AM
Do you inderstand me?

Have yall been here before?

Do you need to use my phone?
Title: Re: Just for fun.. ask an alien
Post by: Dichotomy on August 01, 2022, 06:48:50 PM
do you have a book called to serve mankind.  No

did you see commander adama on the way in?  Great series.. lots of almost truths in it.  But no. 

what kind of beer did you bring  none.  We figured you'd have it already

semp
Title: Re: Just for fun.. ask an alien
Post by: Dichotomy on August 01, 2022, 06:50:32 PM
Do you eat Human?  No... the reptoids might if they get hungry but humans are generally either way too fatty or too tough and gamey for them. 

Will you share your advanced FTL technology?  If the human race show that they deserve the tech yes.  Unfortunately it looks like you're about 200 years away from maybe. 

Please eat Semp first  see the 'rough and gamey statement' 
Title: Re: Just for fun.. ask an alien
Post by: Dichotomy on August 01, 2022, 06:51:20 PM
Is the answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, The Universe, and Everything 42?

Are you a vogon?

Can I have a dollar?

No

A what?

And go dig under your couch cushions like everyone else
Title: Re: Just for fun.. ask an alien
Post by: FLS on August 01, 2022, 06:53:07 PM
Have you tried maple syrup?

Do you have anything to trade?

How is it you speak English?
Title: Re: Just for fun.. ask an alien
Post by: Dichotomy on August 01, 2022, 06:54:41 PM
What's your Creation story?

What happens to your dead after they've gone?

Would you please share those answers with the rest of humanity?

Fairly similar to most human religions.  A great being that we call 'The One' seeded life on our planet.  Our science, much like yours, has tried to 'poo poo' the thought of intelligent design but we still believe in our.. I don't know.. 'God'

Are you talking about their bodies or their spirits?  We belive that a spirit reincarnates until it has gained enough experience and knowledge to move on to the next level.  What you humans would call 'angels'. 

I'd personally love to but my mission orders preclude me from breaking my cover. 
Title: Re: Just for fun.. ask an alien
Post by: Dichotomy on August 01, 2022, 06:55:49 PM
My three questions...

Can I go back with you?

If not, will you take my ex-wife?

If not, can you take me back to 1981?

Possibly

Likely not but we can drop her off on a moon near Saturn if you like

No.. time travel is strictly controlled
Title: Re: Just for fun.. ask an alien
Post by: Dichotomy on August 01, 2022, 06:57:32 PM
Do you inderstand me?

Have yall been here before?

Do you need to use my phone?

Never tried but always respected. 

Yes.. and for a long assed time.  35 years for me todate.  2000 years for my species.  Gotta go back home and regenerate soon.  Just about to hit 60 earth years so start a new life and so on while I study you knuckleheads.

Nope.  Got three of my own. 
Title: Re: Just for fun.. ask an alien
Post by: -gg- on August 01, 2022, 10:09:17 PM
Where do your babies come from?

 :banana:
Title: Re: Just for fun.. ask an alien
Post by: guncrasher on August 01, 2022, 10:12:40 PM
Where do your babies come from?

 :banana:

you think they have storks?


semp
Title: Re: Just for fun.. ask an alien
Post by: Dichotomy on August 02, 2022, 06:25:45 AM
Where do your babies come from?

 :banana:

Exactly where yours comes from.  Our biology is very similar to Earth humans. 
Title: Re: Just for fun.. ask an alien
Post by: Shuffler on August 02, 2022, 07:39:12 AM
Exactly where yours comes from.  Our biology is very similar to Earth humans.

So yall have been probing!    :confused:
Title: Re: Just for fun.. ask an alien
Post by: Mano on August 02, 2022, 05:00:42 PM
hmmmmmm


1. Ok, what is it with cows, wheat fields, and anuses that you find so fascinating?

2. What kind of tacos do you like?

3. Which one of you guys played in the movie ET ?


 :lol
Title: Re: Just for fun.. ask an alien
Post by: Busher on August 02, 2022, 06:33:55 PM
Can you get me off this rock before they blow it up ... or cook us all?
Title: Re: Just for fun.. ask an alien
Post by: Dichotomy on August 02, 2022, 07:33:34 PM
So yall have been probing!    :confused:

That's not us.  They're known as the 'Meesos' which essentially means 'the cockroaches of the galaxy'.  You Earth beings know them as the 'greys'.  They're not particularly bright for an advanced species. 
Title: Re: Just for fun.. ask an alien
Post by: Dichotomy on August 02, 2022, 07:35:08 PM
hmmmmmm


1. Ok, what is it with cows, wheat fields, and anuses that you find so fascinating?

We, Tessans, don't.  Back to previous post that's the 'Meesos' and they're not all that bright.

2. What kind of tacos do you like?

I'm particular to chicken or shrimp. 

3. Which one of you guys played in the movie ET ?

None of us.  That was all Speilburg and his design team. 


 :lol
Title: Re: Just for fun.. ask an alien
Post by: Shuffler on August 03, 2022, 07:28:19 AM
Do you know Paul?

Did he really work for the US government?

Don't feathers give you indigestion?
Title: Re: Just for fun.. ask an alien
Post by: GasTeddy on August 03, 2022, 08:48:47 AM
Have you ever been disqualified in a farting competition because the spirit has turned to a materia in a middle of the performance?
Title: Re: Just for fun.. ask an alien
Post by: Arlo on August 03, 2022, 08:51:31 AM
Now 'GasTeddy' is making more sense. ;)
Title: Re: Just for fun.. ask an alien
Post by: AKIron on August 03, 2022, 05:00:59 PM
What did you do with Elvis?
Title: Re: Just for fun.. ask an alien
Post by: Dichotomy on August 03, 2022, 07:15:04 PM
Do you know Paul?

Did he really work for the US government?

Don't feathers give you indigestion?

No

How should I know.

Never ingested them
Title: Re: Just for fun.. ask an alien
Post by: Dichotomy on August 03, 2022, 07:15:37 PM
Can you get me off this rock before they blow it up ... or cook us all?

I could but I'd need a good reason
Title: Re: Just for fun.. ask an alien
Post by: Dichotomy on August 03, 2022, 07:16:30 PM
Now 'GasTeddy' is making more sense. ;)

To who?
Title: Re: Just for fun.. ask an alien
Post by: Dichotomy on August 03, 2022, 07:17:27 PM
What did you do with Elvis?

Not a thing.  AFAIK he died on the crapper.  He never really interested me. 
Title: Re: Just for fun.. ask an alien
Post by: GasTeddy on August 04, 2022, 03:45:34 AM
To who?

How about answering my serious question?
Title: Re: Just for fun.. ask an alien
Post by: Dichotomy on August 04, 2022, 07:26:07 PM
How about answering my serious question?

Still trying to find it.  Are you related to Zack? 
Title: Re: Just for fun.. ask an alien
Post by: guncrasher on August 04, 2022, 08:32:33 PM
so you are an alien, which part of Mexico are you from.

saw that on YouTube  :rofl


semp
Title: Re: Just for fun.. ask an alien
Post by: GasTeddy on August 05, 2022, 02:18:17 AM
Still trying to find it.  Are you related to Zack?

Deepest apologizes. I promise to keep jokes away. So, chin to chest and with wrinkled forehead towards new disappointments!    :cry
Title: Re: Just for fun.. ask an alien
Post by: Dichotomy on August 05, 2022, 03:32:46 AM
so you are an alien, which part of Mexico are you from.

saw that on YouTube  :rofl


semp

Only been there once but it was a border town.  Little seedy and dirty for my tastes.