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Title: To early?
Post by: Chris79 on June 24, 2023, 02:20:55 PM: (https://i.ibb.co/HLSwhZD/IMG-7268.jpg) (https://ibb.co/hx6QY0R)
Title: Re: To early?
Post by: bj229r on June 24, 2023, 02:54:36 PM: Ok, that's MILDly amusing.....
Title: Re: To early?
Post by: DmonSlyr on June 24, 2023, 06:14:06 PM: :rofl
Title: Re: To early?
Post by: Meatwad on June 24, 2023, 06:34:00 PM: Should include a punch card. Survive 10 sub excursions, you get the 11th free
Title: Re: To early?
Post by: CptTrips on June 24, 2023, 06:37:49 PM: Quote from: Meatwad on June 24, 2023, 06:34:00 PM
Should include a punch card. Survive 10 sub excursions, you get the 11th free

How about

"If it implodes, you get your next dive for free."
Title: Re: To early?
Post by: Meatwad on June 24, 2023, 09:26:44 PM: Order a trip to see the Titanic and we will throw in a free visit to Davy Jones Locker
Title: Re: To early?
Post by: Chris79 on June 24, 2023, 11:14:26 PM: Quote from: Meatwad on June 24, 2023, 09:26:44 PM
Order a trip to see the Titanic and we will throw in a free visit to Davy Jones Locker
Or six new citizens of bikini bottom.
Title: Re: To early?
Post by: guncrasher on June 25, 2023, 12:25:28 AM: had I been there they would have found it withing hours. dive below the brown stain.

semp
Title: Re: To early?
Post by: GasTeddy on June 25, 2023, 02:29:03 AM: Quote from: CptTrips on June 24, 2023, 06:37:49 PM
How about

"If it implodes, you get your next dive for free."

Exactly. Same warranty than in Finnish paratroopers chutes; return malfuntioning one to the chute master and you get new one for free.
Title: Re: To early?
Post by: Shuffler on June 25, 2023, 02:57:07 AM: Tyrone Matthews is at Lake Michigan. My new company Lakegate is offering tours to go to the bottom of Lake Michigan, in my state of the art submersible I made yesterday behind Arby's. And tested at a local apartment complex pool. For only 4 Hunnid you can spend the day exploring 900 feet down to view ship wrecks, tires and old boots. Since this is my first trip to the bottom (giggity) I will be offering a catfish basket to the first two passengers signed up. Our motto is "You may not come up but we sho gon get down".
Title: Re: To early?
Post by: CptTrips on June 25, 2023, 09:02:10 AM: Quote from: GasTeddy on June 25, 2023, 02:29:03 AM
Exactly. Same warranty than in Finnish paratroopers chutes; return malfuntioning one to the chute master and you get new one for free.

LoL. Yeah I stole that.

When I went skydiving that is what they told me before takeoff.

:rofl
Title: Re: To early?
Post by: Meatwad on June 25, 2023, 05:21:09 PM: Quote from: Chris79 on June 24, 2023, 11:14:26 PM
Or six new citizens of bikini bottom.

(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/GregariousTalkativeEastrussiancoursinghounds-size_restricted.gif)
Title: Re: TOO early?
Post by: Vraciu on June 25, 2023, 08:40:56 PM: Would have been funnier if you spelled TOO correctly.

:rofl
Title: Re: TOO early?
Post by: 100Coogn on June 25, 2023, 08:52:16 PM: Quote from: Vraciu on June 25, 2023, 08:40:56 PM
Would have been funnier if you spelled TOO correctly.

:rofl

So you're the grammar police now. :rofl

Coogan
Title: Re: TOO early?
Post by: GasTeddy on June 26, 2023, 06:05:11 AM: Quote from: 100Coogn on June 25, 2023, 08:52:16 PM
So you're the grammar police now. :rofl

Coogan

This is not a big mistake, but sometimes I have difficulties to understand some messages. I'm not native speaker, but English was my main working language about 20 years, so I'm not totally illiteral in it. Was told by some (American) colleagues I have an accent of US NE. Not yet figured out, if it was a compliment or a poke...