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Title: Making Farting Sounds
Post by: AKKuya on September 23, 2025, 05:28:44 PM

Armpit farts are the first you learn.  Then the gag fart devices are used.  Now, I've found another.  When I take my right stump out of my prosthetic holder, the suction from my liner emits a great farting sound.

Any other methods to produce farting sounds?

Title: Re: Making Farting Sounds
Post by: Eagler on September 23, 2025, 05:55:11 PM

Wet feet in wet flip flops..

Red beans and rice last night did it too..  :old:

Eagler

Title: Re: Making Farting Sounds
Post by: RUSH1 on September 23, 2025, 06:15:54 PM

I lost, a true fart contest, to a friend of mine back in the late 80's.  Most farts in 5 minutes.  I believe the final score was like 108/129.  Got my arse whooped, I guess you can say.  There were witnesses, but I doubt they would come on here to validate any of this story.     

Title: Re: Making Farting Sounds
Post by: Bizman on September 24, 2025, 01:04:25 AM

Doing sit ups naked on bare floor.

Title: Re: Making Farting Sounds
Post by: fuzeman on September 24, 2025, 04:40:18 AM

What about those silent deadly ones?
You can simulate the quiet part pretty easily but the other part is harder.
One of the more way out there posts on here that I can remember.

Title: Re: Making Farting Sounds
Post by: thndregg on September 24, 2025, 07:23:04 AM

 :rofl I'm dying over here. What is it about body function humor that gets me going..?   :rofl Thanks for the teary-eyed laughs, guys!

Title: Re: Making Farting Sounds
Post by: AKKuya on September 24, 2025, 08:24:16 AM

Quote from: Bizman on September 24, 2025, 01:04:25 AM

Doing sit ups naked on bare floor.

TMI

Title: Re: Making Farting Sounds
Post by: Shuffler on September 24, 2025, 09:00:58 AM

No matter the count, the noise, the situation... if you are good at it, it only takes one.  The room is cleared, no witnesses, no one to count.

Title: Re: Making Farting Sounds
Post by: AKIron on September 24, 2025, 09:07:03 AM

Doorknob!

Title: Re: Making Farting Sounds
Post by: fuzeman on September 24, 2025, 10:11:39 AM

One trait I never thought of self-improving, my fart-ability.
I suppose dog and cat farts would be off topic.   :blank:

Title: Re: Making Farting Sounds
Post by: xanax on September 24, 2025, 10:51:35 AM

Quote from: Eagler on September 23, 2025, 05:55:11 PM

Wet feet in wet flip flops..

Eagler

This one gets me a lot.

I try not to go to the grocery when it's raining.

Although......maybe it'll clear out the self-checkout.

Title: Re: Making Farting Sounds
Post by: thndregg on September 24, 2025, 03:40:18 PM

And then there's this with a bit of punctuation at the end.

Title: Re: Making Farting Sounds
Post by: Vulcan on October 01, 2025, 03:48:09 PM

I have a cpap machine for sleep apnea, it's like a fart recharger/booster. Wake up every morning with enough methane ready to go for a small town.

Title: Re: Making Farting Sounds
Post by: Eagler on October 01, 2025, 03:52:01 PM

Quote from: Vulcan on Yesterday at 03:48:09 PM

I have a cpap machine for sleep apnea, it's like a fart recharger/booster. Wake up every morning with enough methane ready to go for a small town.

Nothing beats the gas after a good colonoscopy...made for a hilarious recovery room experience the couple of times I have had one...

Eagler

Title: Re: Making Farting Sounds
Post by: Shuffler on October 01, 2025, 04:49:48 PM

Quote from: Eagler on Yesterday at 03:52:01 PM

Nothing beats the gas after a good colonoscopy...made for a hilarious recovery room experience the couple of times I have had one...

Eagler

Excuse me nurse, can you pull that handle?