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Title: I'll give free advice. Through the end of the month. No guarantees!
Post by: -gg- on October 14, 2025, 06:06:43 PM: Since I'm so knowledgeable, personable, intelligent and wise. Oh, also generous.... I'm offering to give free advice on any subject here in this thread for the remainder of the month.

This is a rare gift. If I were on the other end of this situation I would definitely take advantage of this opportunity.
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Post by: caldera on October 14, 2025, 06:39:10 PM: Sydney Sweeney offered to dump Tom Brady to be with me. Should I allow her to date me, or tell her to pound sand?
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Post by: AKKuya on October 14, 2025, 07:04:55 PM: How can I find a finance institution that will back my taking a penny and they double thst amount every next day until I receive a million dollars?
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Post by: Oldman731 on October 14, 2025, 08:11:55 PM: Is it true blondes have more fun?

- oldman
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Post by: Busher on October 14, 2025, 08:21:50 PM: should I dye my hair?
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Post by: uptown on October 15, 2025, 04:17:14 AM: Should I get my back waxed, buy a speedo and move to the Keys? :headscratch:
Title: Re: I'll give free advice. Through the end of the month. No guarantees!
Post by: -gg- on October 15, 2025, 06:51:03 AM: Quote from: uptown on October 15, 2025, 04:17:14 AM
Should I get my back waxed, buy a speedo and move to the Keys? :headscratch:

Finally a serious question.

The back doesn't necessarily need to be waxed - that depends on your scene. For sure the speedos - no matter how fat or hairy you are. As long as you have an unbridled ego, a touch of belligerence, overconfidence and an extremely self-aware image of how absolutely sexy you are, you'll pull it off spectacularly.

If you take that show to Florida, even better. I advize taking up cigars ( or pipes) and wearing a pork-pie hat with a Hawaiian shirt to finish the ensemble and cement the look.
Title: Re: I'll give free advice. Through the end of the month. No guarantees!
Post by: RUSH1 on October 15, 2025, 08:30:36 AM: Quote from: uptown on October 15, 2025, 04:17:14 AM
Should I get my back waxed, buy a speedo and move to the Keys? :headscratch:

Key West maybe. Although, I recommend that you wear one of these with your speedos. You'll blend in better with many of the locals down there.

(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/61j1TSyE-oL._AC_UF894,1000_QL80_.jpg)
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Post by: Animl-AW on October 15, 2025, 05:50:19 PM: Should I bathe this month or just let it all flake off?......err...asking for a friend
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Post by: uptown on October 15, 2025, 08:04:47 PM: The leather hat I already have, too hot for that anyway, and I'm positive the pork pie number will go fabulously with my boa. I can't wait to hum down there riding my e bike! :x Thanks sweeties. Now I just need footwear and a fanny pack and this big boy is gone. :banana: