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General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: skernsk on July 25, 2001, 11:19:00 PM
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I flew with the redneck, tobacco chewing squad of Aces High tonight (ASSassins). And I was alarmed at the rules of RW they had.......
1. No swearing -- What the F*ck?
2. No farting in the mic :eek:
3. No belching the alphabet.
4. You have to thank god after every kill...
5. Hblair has a crunch every 5 mins
6. Milenko sounds like he smokes as much dope as hangtime.
7. They sing.....what the F*ck!?!?
8. They actually think about strat.
8. Pongo drives into ack like a TARD.
9. They think those st00pid arrows in their sig <== ==> are COOL!!!
10. They know how to use the mission editor....
Was fun tonight..I'm glad to see you have at least one Canuck in the squad.
BTW I think Fester should be relegated to flying the goon until he changes his name back to ___________ :)
Rooks will see me typing in green for a little while...
[ 07-25-2001: Message edited by: skernsk ]
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Traitor.
..but, your still our squeak.
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Man, I'm just glad we got you to speaking. I think you suffered a bit of culture shock, hearing all the manly southern voices, etc. although SOB does sound like he's over the age of 14.
Keep eatin your wheaties FDB's!
:D
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Aw man, i always miss the good stuff :(
I didn't get a chance to make fun of .. i mean fly with skernsk.
damned killshooter ;)
hope ya had fun flyin with the squad skernsk, i always have :)
<S!>
Hamish!
(non-redneck)
help, someone, please, i'm startin to get the shakes..ow.. withdrawal pains already
[ 07-26-2001: Message edited by: Hamish ]
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LOL manly southern voices LOL, dont worry, you get used to the "Twang". We have 2 canucks in the squad if I am correct, me and Pongo. You want to hear a real funny voice? My mic recently busted and now after every comment I make all I get is howls of laughter for a response :) Hope to see ya with the good guys next time I'm on :)
newguy
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... etiquette ...
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Heh check out the FDB's RW if you get an opportunity. They're almost as nice to each other as we are in 9./JG 54 :)
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... anal retentive ...
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make that 3 Assassins that are Canucks... hell, skernsk, you might be my neighbour...
(Calgary, AB)
-Soda
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I'm three hours North of you Soda..I thought I could smell the stench of an an ASSassin when the wind blows from the South.
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I should have known that's where a FDB would live... that's where they all live. Next you'll tell me that you sleep under a bench in a huge mall..... :)
-Soda
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Notice the friggen abuse I take from hblair...
Its an honest mistake not thinking Soda is from Canada. Both Newguy and I are typical canucks. cool headed, quiet, distinguished, killing machines. Soda is a yacky, boisterous, whiney, 6 fingered spit dweeb.
But I guess the secret is out.
The heart of the assasins is three Canadians. We have Hblair and his yokel buddies to bring goons and bombers for us. And Zig is our admin assistant who types up our missions for us. But really. Its Newguy Soda and I.
I dont know how this Fester guy will work out. I'm sure he will learn his place.
Canada is on top of the united states after all, just look at a map.
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Originally posted by Pongo:
Canada is on top of the United States after all, just look at a map.
Aw cmon, we both know the Salvation Army could kick Canada's ass! :eek:
I tried to warn HBlair about lettin' Canucks into the squad, but he gets confused by anything north of the Manson/Nixon Line, and he thought Canada was part of Alaska, hence a US state.
Rumor has it the only reason the US doesn't annex Canada is cuz' we need a spot to dump nuclear and toxic waste. Plus dem' damn Canadians are the only ones who ever visit Atlantic City, an we kinda need that.
I'd still like a reasonable explaination as to why they have TWO offical languages! :confused:
And what's with the Maple Leaf on the flag? Do they even have Maple trees in Canada?
Thought it was all just tundra up there. :p
Had a Canadian tell me one time that "Canadians are friendly people, they rarely leave a buddy's behind!"
It's kinda like the Canadians are like the French...who'd miss em if they were gone? :D
There! That outta stir em up some!
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The Salvation army is not to be taken lightly. With our Liberal Government the Salvation army outnumbers Canada's reg force 5 - 1 :eek:
he thought Canada was part of Alaska, hence a US state.
well that is a typical American...they usually don't travel out of state and they think an atlas is a big ol' colouring book that somebody already filled up.
Rumor has it the only reason the US doesn't annex Canada is cuz' we need a spot to dump nuclear and toxic waste.
We discussed this last night millie. You also need to put some of your "contraversial" anti- missle defense thingy's in our country too save yerselves from the invisible enemy.
We have two official languages because the French are like 2 year olds and the temper tantrum if we took something away from them would be unbearable.
they rarely leave a buddy's behind!"
Not sure of this one millie...isn't this the US Navy motto?
You American's think the world should kiss yer fat hairy asses...not this Canuck :) Milenko probably has a bomb shelter out behind his double wide and a beat up ol pick me up truck that he camo'd himself.
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Guys dont mind Skernsk although he is Canadian ,he is from Edmonton! While it is a Canadian City and Capital of Alberta It has always been known as the City with the "extra chromosone". :eek:
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Pongo:
Soda is ....... 6 fingered spit dweeb
Some would consider having 6 fingers an advantage with all the buttons I've mapped on my controller....
Poor newguy and Pongo on rw though, the first sounds like the second spawn of satan lately, the latter seems to deepthroat his mic from time to time it sounds so loud. Another failure of public eduction.....
Pongo, why'd you have to tell HBlair that... now he knows what's up. Where are we gonna find goon pilots now?
Never ceased to amaze me how simply having Canadian money with different colours was enough to throw the Americans into confusion when they visit.....
-Soda
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Baddawg:
...Edmonton! While it is a Canadian City and Capital of Alberta...
Good to see you re-enforcing our propaganda to those in Edmunchuck about them being important. I hear pretty soon they'll just be a slum for Calgary... or maybe that's happened already :)
-Soda
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LOL! You assume I live in Edmonton..actually I live outside the city limits. Don't hold it against Edmonton because the have better sports teams, and better looking women.
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Soda
'Poor newguy and Pongo on rw though, the first sounds like the second spawn of satan lately, the latter seems to deepthroat his mic from time to time it sounds so loud. Another failure of public eduction.....'
Wonder if WWW.LINDALOVELACE.COM (http://WWW.LINDALOVELACE.COM)
will give me my money back on this 'Head' set....
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lol..you guys are too funny. :)
Looks like we'll have to have it out over beers, :D
Battle of Alberta, round 2. :)
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Skernsk.... an outskirt of Edmonton?... geez..... got a nice doublewide out there :) Probably live somewhere like Redwater or Niskuu.... sorry dude, but don't give up hope, they may let you move into Edmonton some day :)
Better sports teams???? well, ummmm, ok, gotta give you that... ours suck. It's not like yours are any good either though... sorta "battle of the basement" type comparison.
Pongo just wishes he lived in Alberta.... that way he could wear a big-ole hat and be a redneck too.
:)
-Soda
[ 07-26-2001: Message edited by: Soda ]
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sorry dude, but don't give up hope, they may let you move into Edmonton some day
Never..lived there for 4 years and got the hell out.
I live in the "burbs" of Edmonton :)
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LOL, a bunch of canucks arguing about which part of canuckland is best! Please continue, this is quite amusing :D
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Ahhh..SOB is finally out of bed. Go hijack some other thread.
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Can't quite figure out who's insulting who and what's serious and what isn't so I laughed my butt off at all your posts. One thing I do know as a life=long Rook (since I tatooed my squadron's name on my forehead) is that the Assassins play this game well and their efforts are beneficial to the Rooks at-large. Keep up the good work.
Beeger
CO Rampaging Rooks of Retribution
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Calgary/Edmonton, who cares really. They're both in Alberta :D
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fediddlein Canucks... always stealin our pigs too... gonna be a war over that someday.
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Pigs!well, we must keep our integrity intact as world leaders in back bacon production. :D
And also you know what they say about Canadian football? Our Balls Are Bigger :p
On a side note. Did this thread take a tangent or what?
BTW Nash, Wardog why dont you guys get your BC socialist loving, provincial butts in here and sling some mud at us undertaxed,lower gas paying ,lack of a deficit ,clean living, oil producing ,lower beer pricing,higher standard of living Albertans? :P
Ps. Edited because I am Can.... er a UBB idiot
[ 07-27-2001: Message edited by: Baddawg ]
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hey man we just elected in liberals. No more NDP for us. In fact no opposition for the liberals. Our gas prices have been dropping masdly. 63/litre in VAn. whats yous at now? and i know the liquor aint too much, oour iwouldnt be int he state imm in now
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Used to live in Calgary. Can remember waitin' to take the bus to school some days with a -47 degree wind blowin' off the Glenmore res... froze my eyelids shut. Enjoy your low taxes. :D
On the otherhand... *stunning* women in that province...
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Ya; but they melt come summer.
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Nash is still bitter about taking that dare to put his tongue on that metal pole that cold January Day. :p