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Title: The man
Post by: easymo on January 14, 2002, 10:21:33 AM

forgot how to chew food.   Jesus H. Christ!

Title: The man
Post by: Udie at Work on January 14, 2002, 10:26:23 AM

We almost lost our pres to a freakin pretzel!?!?!?!?!?

I don't believe it,  I think he and the misses got into a "domestic dispute" :eek:  :D

Title: The man
Post by: easymo on January 14, 2002, 10:57:40 AM

What is it about the White House?  We cant get anyone in there that I would trust to watch my dog.  If I did. Clinton would try to screw it.  Gore would trade it for campaign contributions.  Bush would mistake it for a fur hat, and wear the damn dog around on his head all day.

Title: send the terror pretzel to cuba!
Post by: Octavius on January 14, 2002, 01:01:04 PM

"The pretzel is now believed to have Al Qaeda ties and was thought at one time to be a senior official of the "Rold Gold" faction located in North America.  Authorities conducting the investigation refused to comment."

Terror pretzels.. i dont feel safe anymore!

Title: The man
Post by: Tac on January 14, 2002, 01:10:44 PM

I firmly believe that in his delight of consuming the pretzel, a single, good idea flashed through his mind for the first time in his life... effectively stopping all other brain functions (chewing, swallowing) in shock.

I wonder if nostradamus predicted this one ;)