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Title: Another dumb thread
Post by: AKIron on January 18, 2002, 09:43:18 AM: How about a thread conversation using only movie quotes? I'll start.

Ming: Klytus, I'm bored. What plaything can you offer me today?

--Flash Gordon, 1980
Title: Another dumb thread
Post by: Ripsnort on January 18, 2002, 09:44:30 AM: "Why surely you are joking?"
"I'm not joking, and don't call me Shirley"

Airplane
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Post by: Udie at Work on January 18, 2002, 10:23:58 AM: "Try not to suck any d%%k on your way to the parking lot!"

-Clerks
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Post by: Seeker on January 18, 2002, 10:28:58 AM: "No woman ever slept with me and lived!"

Yellowbeard
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Post by: narsus on January 18, 2002, 10:56:40 AM: "Hey she-squeak, let's go"

Army of Darkness
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Post by: loser on January 18, 2002, 11:15:52 AM: "My name is Exeder, Doug Exeder"

Mystery Science Theatre 3000:The Movie
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Post by: Kratzer on January 18, 2002, 11:22:04 AM: *pssst* Wasn't the idea to have an actual conversation in movie dialog instead of just throwing out quotes?
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Post by: Apache on January 18, 2002, 11:35:38 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Kratzer
*pssst* Wasn't the idea to have an actual conversation in movie dialog instead of just throwing out quotes?

Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.
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Post by: midnight Target on January 18, 2002, 11:46:38 AM: There was a time I would just hauled off and popped you one for that..but I won't, I won't........the hell I won't!

Duke in Mcklintock
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Post by: Sandman on January 18, 2002, 01:08:29 PM: "What would you do with a brain if you had one?" - Dorothy.
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Post by: AKIron on January 18, 2002, 01:48:18 PM: "...nothing tricky now, you know that I'm on top of you. Do not attempt to grow a brain."

Dennis Hopper - Speed
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Post by: Superfly on January 18, 2002, 04:52:40 PM: "Let me tell you something bendeho (sp?).... You try that toejam with me, you pull your peace out on the lane.. I take it away from you, stick it up your bellybutton and pull the trigger till it goes click." The Big Lebowski
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Post by: NUTTZ on January 18, 2002, 05:13:41 PM: Ignore the man behind the curtain!!

-Wizard of Oz

NUTTZ
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Post by: Dune on January 18, 2002, 05:58:29 PM: "Do you have any idea what kind of blood sucking lawyers this guy has?" Thomas Crown Affair
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Post by: Octavius on January 19, 2002, 12:27:41 AM: Quote
Originally posted by SUPERFLY
"Let me tell you something bendeho (sp?).... You try that toejam with me, you pull your peace out on the lane.. I take it away from you, stick it up your bellybutton and pull the trigger till it goes click." The Big Lebowski

"Jesus..."

"You said it mon."
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Post by: SOB on January 19, 2002, 01:33:07 AM: "All you motherf*ckers are gonna pay, You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna f*ck your mothers while you watch and cry like little squeakes. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax f*cks who are making that movie, we're gonna make 'em eat our toejam, then toejam out our toejam, then eat their toejam which is made up of our toejam that we made 'em eat. Then you're all f*cking next.

Love,

Jay and Silent Bob"
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Post by: AKIron on January 19, 2002, 02:34:35 AM: "I have an even better idea. I'm going to place him in an easily escapable situation involving an overly elaborate and exotic death."

Dr. Evil
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Post by: Sandman on January 19, 2002, 10:29:10 AM: Oops... my all time favorite movie quote:

Quote
Why shouldn't I work for the N.S.A.? That's a tough one, but I'll give it a shot. Say I'm working at N.S.A. Somebody puts a code on my desk, something nobody else can break. So I take a shot at it and maybe I break it. And I'm real happy with myself, 'cause I did my job well. But maybe that code was the location of some rebel army in North Africa or the Middle East. Once they have that location, they bomb the village where the rebels were hiding and fifteen hundred people I never had a problem with get killed. Now the politicians are sayin', "Send in the marines to secure the area" 'cause they don't give a toejam. It won't be their kid over there, gettin' shot. Just like it wasn't them when their number was called, 'cause they were pullin' a tour in the National Guard. It'll be some guy from Southie takin' shrapnel in the ass. And he comes home to find that the plant he used to work at got exported to the country he just got back from. And the guy who put the shrapnel in his bellybutton got his old job, 'cause he'll work for fifteen cents a day and no bathroom breaks. Meanwhile my buddy from Southie realizes the only reason he was over there was so we could install a government that would sell us oil at a good price. And of course the oil companies used the skirmish to scare up oil prices so they could turn a quick buck. A cute little ancillary benefit for them but it ain't helping my buddy at two-fifty a gallon. And naturally they're takin' their sweet time bringin' the oil back, and maybe even took the liberty of hiring an alcoholic skipper who likes to drink martinis and play slalom with the icebergs, and it ain't too long 'til he hits one, spills the oil and kills all the sea life in the North Atlantic. So my buddy's out of work and he can't afford to drive, so he's got to walk to the job interviews, which sucks 'cause the schrapnel in his bellybutton is givin' him chronic hemorroids. And meanwhile he's starvin' 'cause every time he tries to get a bite to eat the only blue plate special they're servin' is North Atlantic scrod with Quaker State. So what do I think? I'm holdin' out for somethin' better. Why not just shoot my buddy, take his job and give it to his sworn enemy, hike up gas prices, bomb a village, club a baby seal, hit the hash pipe and join the National Guard? I could be elected president.
Title: Another dumb thread
Post by: AKIron on January 19, 2002, 10:35:12 AM: "it happens"

Forest Gump
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Post by: capt. apathy on January 19, 2002, 10:47:15 AM: way to go sandman, i'd completely forgot about that one. :)
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Post by: pimpjoe on January 19, 2002, 12:05:47 PM: "Dude...wheres my car?"
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Post by: Octavius on January 19, 2002, 11:37:04 PM: "You'll have plenty of time to live in a van down by the river when.. you're living in a van down by the river!!!"

-Mat Foley (chris farley) SNL
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Post by: Hamish on January 20, 2002, 12:43:58 AM: "Well whoop-de-doo, What does it all Mean Basil?!"

Austin Powers
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Post by: SOB on January 20, 2002, 01:46:14 AM: Welcome back Hamish! :)

recalled from memory
Clerk: "One Swedish made noodle enlarger pump"
Austin: "there must be some mistake, that's not mine"
Clerk: "One registration card for Swedish made noodle enlarger pump, filled out by Austin Powers"
Austin: "Really baby, that's not mine"
Clerk: "One credit card reciept for Swedish made noodle enlarger pump, signed by Austin Powers"
Austin: "Honestly, that kind of thing ain't my bag, baby!"
Clerk: "One book titled Swedish Made noodle Enlarger Pumps and Me, This Kind of Thing is My Bag, Baby"

:D

SOB
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Post by: texace on January 20, 2002, 02:35:37 AM: "I can't stand to be asked the same question three times. It just irritates me." Mustafa

or

"What is your major malfunction, numbnuts?!"

Full Metal Jacket
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Post by: AlphaTwo on January 20, 2002, 03:43:08 AM: "Private pile I'm gonna give you 3 seconds, exactly 3 diddlying seconds, to wipe that stupid looking grin of your face or I will #CENSORED#!":eek:
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Post by: funkedup on January 20, 2002, 01:32:58 PM: Judas! You sold my hide! But you won't enjoy any of that money, not a penny. If there's justice in the world, that money will go to the undertakers, every penny of it, heh! Want to know whose son you are? You don't, I do, everybody does. You're the son of a thousand fathers, all bastards like you!

Tuco
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Post by: BenDover on January 20, 2002, 04:33:48 PM: Quote
tis mearly a flesh wound.

the Black Night, Mounty pyhon and the holy grail.
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Post by: MrBill on January 21, 2002, 01:28:18 AM: "what we have here is a failure to communicate."
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Post by: Krusher on January 21, 2002, 02:15:47 PM: "how do you shoot women and children like that?"
"easy I dont lead them as much"

FULL METAL JACKET
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Post by: Ripsnort on January 21, 2002, 03:12:41 PM: Pretty morbid movie quotes guys, can we get back to the non-violent, funny ones? :D

Quote
KONG [going through the B52's "survival pack"]: "Contents: one .45 caliber automatic,
two boxes ammunition, four days' concentrated emergency rations, one drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquiliser pills, one miniature combination Rooshan phrasebook and Bible, one hundred dollars in rubles, one hundred dollars in gold, nine packs of chewing gum, one issue prophylactics, three lipsticks, three pairs o' nylon stockings.... Shoot, a fella could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff!"
--Major Kong "Dr.Strangelove"
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Post by: Krusher on January 21, 2002, 03:32:36 PM: I always found that one pretty funny myself :)
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Post by: Dago on January 21, 2002, 04:04:49 PM: I love the smell of naplam in the morning.
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Post by: Rude on January 21, 2002, 04:16:13 PM: Quote
Dyin ain't much of a livin boy

The Outlaw Josey Wales
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Post by: Pei on January 21, 2002, 06:00:55 PM: I find your lack of faith.....disturbing
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Post by: gavor on January 21, 2002, 10:21:46 PM: Well hello Mr Fancy Pants. Let me tell you buddy, you aint leadin but two things right now, jack and sh*t, and Jack left town,

Army of Darkness
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Post by: AlphaTwo on January 22, 2002, 03:37:49 AM: "Fubar"

--Saving Pvt. Ryan.
Short n' easy to remember ain't it?:p
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Post by: moose on January 22, 2002, 04:04:50 AM: That sounds like it's from Good Will Hunting Sandman.. but i know its not. Someone clarify?
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Post by: Hamish on January 22, 2002, 07:57:07 AM: from memory so forgive me if it's not 100 percent accurate:

"That sounds like a good idea, but, I have a better one, How bout i give you, the 'Finger' "

-Mr "Neo" Atkinson
The Matrix
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Post by: Dawvgrid on January 22, 2002, 08:14:53 AM: wie sprecht der diesel,,Johann?

Dass Boot
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Post by: AlphaTwo on January 22, 2002, 08:35:21 AM: Wie SPRICHT der diesel, little correction, :O)
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Post by: AKIron on January 22, 2002, 09:47:23 AM: "Gentlemen, you can't fight in here, this is the war room!"

President Merkin Muffley - Dr. Strangelove
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Post by: dawvgriid on January 22, 2002, 11:13:15 AM: Yea my german grammar is a bit rusty:D ,though my greatest concern ,,,,was it DIE oder DER diesel

gibt den luder ordenlich puder;)

Dawvgrid at home
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Post by: AlphaTwo on January 22, 2002, 07:35:58 PM: "Lass sie knallen, lass sie fallen"
Get your German-English dictionary out. :O)
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Post by: Eagler on January 22, 2002, 07:40:53 PM: to all my liberal ubb friends

"You can't handle the truth "

:)
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Post by: -tronski- on January 22, 2002, 07:59:39 PM: Goodspeed: I'll do my best.

Mason: Your best? Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and
diddly the prom queen.

- The Rock

Tronsky