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Title: This is friggin' hilarious
Post by: Kratzer on January 24, 2002, 11:47:44 AM

Peace Activist Has to Admit Barrett .50 Caliber Sniper Rifle is Pretty Cool (http://www.theonion.com/onion3802/peace_activist.html)

:D

Title: This is friggin' hilarious
Post by: Raubvogel on January 24, 2002, 12:00:59 PM

Robinson also noted that anyone with $7,300 can buy the civilian version of the M82A1, a fact he finds "thoroughly repugnant" and "kind of tempting."


LOL!:)

Title: This is friggin' hilarious
Post by: Dago on January 24, 2002, 12:21:22 PM

I hope its safe to assume you guys realize that is from the "Onion" and nothing they print is true, just wildly satirical.  Its strictly a humor sight.

dago

Title: This is friggin' hilarious
Post by: Kratzer on January 24, 2002, 12:25:17 PM

Are you serious???  I'm pretty sure it is real.

;)

Title: This is friggin' hilarious
Post by: Dune on January 24, 2002, 01:07:14 PM

Quote

Originally posted by Dago
I hope its safe to assume you guys realize that is from the "Onion" and nothing they print is true, just wildly satirical.  Its strictly a humor sight.

dago

Nu-uh!  Everything on the internet is true!  It must be, otherwise they wouldn't print it!!

BTW, did you know that Nazi escapees are working with representatives of the UN and aliens in Antartica to set up a new world government?  I think there should be a Congressional inquiry into this.  If Congress hasn't already been co-opted that is.  Which they probably are.  After all, Nazi's and various members of the CIA were behind Kennedy's assination.

Bastards.

Title: This is friggin' hilarious
Post by: Mickey1992 on January 24, 2002, 01:16:10 PM

The Onion® is a satirical newspaper published by Onion, Inc.
The Onion® uses invented names in all its stories, except in cases when public figures are being satirized. Any other use of real names is accidental and coincidental.
The content of this web-site—graphics, text and other elements—is © Copyright 2002 by Onion, Inc., and may not be reprinted or retransmitted in whole or in part without the expressed written consent of the publisher.
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Title: This is friggin' hilarious
Post by: hblair on January 24, 2002, 01:23:35 PM

I dunno, this fella looks pretty darn serious...

(http://graphics.theonion.com/pics_3802/peace_activist.jpg)

;)

Title: This is friggin' hilarious
Post by: Raubvogel on January 24, 2002, 01:54:35 PM

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Originally posted by Dago
I hope its safe to assume you guys realize that is from the "Onion" and nothing they print is true, just wildly satirical.  Its strictly a humor sight.

dago

You mean Christ doesn't really play in the NBA?

(https://store.theonion.com/uploads/t_christ_nba.gif)

Title: This is friggin' hilarious
Post by: hblair on January 24, 2002, 02:10:34 PM

This reminds me of the weekly world news. You guys see that paper at the checkout lines in the grocery? I bust a gut every time I read it. :D

Title: This is friggin' hilarious
Post by: funkedup on January 24, 2002, 02:13:27 PM

You bastards.  The Onion is real dammit!

Yes HB I love WWN.  Bat Boy Lives!
My favorite is Ed Anger.

Title: This is friggin' hilarious
Post by: Kratzer on January 24, 2002, 03:08:44 PM

The closing sentence of the article kills me - that is some funny, funny stuff.