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Title: Humor
Post by: Ripsnort on January 30, 2002, 10:04:41 AM

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DON'T ARGUE WITH  CHILDREN

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said
it is physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even
though it is a very large mammal its throat is very small. The little
girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.  Irritated, the
teacher reiterated that a whale cannot swallow a human; it is physically
impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven
I will ask Jonah."
Her teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."

Title: Humor
Post by: K West on January 30, 2002, 10:24:32 AM

lol.  Sending that to the wife now :)

Title: Humor
Post by: Toad on January 30, 2002, 11:18:01 AM

:D

Passing it on.