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Title: Airplane The Movie!
Post by: milnko on January 31, 2002, 11:41:01 AM
Better than Airplane2 The Movie?

Talk amongst yourselves.

"Have ya ever seen a grown man naked?"
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Post by: Sikboy on January 31, 2002, 11:58:50 AM
My momma didn't raise no fool, I dug her rap

-Sikboy
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Post by: Raubvogel on January 31, 2002, 11:59:11 AM
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.
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Post by: midnight Target on January 31, 2002, 11:59:58 AM
Do ya like galadiator movies?
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Post by: Superfly on January 31, 2002, 12:49:13 PM
:D jive talk (http://www.hitechcreations.com/superfly/jive1.wav)
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Post by: AKDejaVu on January 31, 2002, 12:50:04 PM
Black...

I like my coffee like I like my men.

- 10 year old girl
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Post by: Fatty on January 31, 2002, 12:52:41 PM
Roger Roger.
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Post by: Udie at Work on January 31, 2002, 12:53:47 PM
What's your vector Victor?
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Post by: streakeagle on January 31, 2002, 12:57:55 PM
...and don't call me Shirley :D
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Post by: funkedup on January 31, 2002, 01:15:11 PM
Joey, have you ever been in a, a Turkish prison?
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Post by: Vermillion on January 31, 2002, 01:31:06 PM
To add onto SuperFly's....

"Does anyone here speak Jive?"

"Why, I do !"
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Post by: Nifty on January 31, 2002, 01:35:43 PM
hehe, June Cleaver!  "cut me some slack, Jack!"
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Post by: Mathman on January 31, 2002, 01:36:21 PM
"We have to get these people to a hospital quick"

"A hospital?  What is it?"

"A big building with doctors in it.  But that's not important now"
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Post by: Eagler on January 31, 2002, 01:39:08 PM
Striker, listen, and you listen close: flying a plane is no different than riding a bicycle, just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes.


(I cheated: http://www.imdb.com/Quotes?0080339 :))
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Post by: JAGED on January 31, 2002, 03:38:42 PM
$#!t's gonna hit the fan.......................... ......SPLAT!  :cool:
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Post by: texace on January 31, 2002, 09:34:37 PM
The red zone is loading and unloading of passesngers only, there is no stopping in the white zone.

The white zone is for unloading and loading of passengers, there is no stopping in the red zone.

Listen Mary, don't start with your "White Zone" s**t again.

(later) Admit it, Bob, you want me to have an abortion.

It's realtively safe, and mothers have a high success rate.

(well, something to that extent...it's been a while...but that's still my favorite.) :D

From Airplane 2

"Looks like we'll have to blow the computer."

"Blow ROC?"

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Post by: Octavius on January 31, 2002, 10:52:35 PM
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Originally posted by JAGED
$#!t's gonna hit the fan.......................... ......SPLAT!  :cool:


hehehehehe, my fav part of the movie :D
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Post by: LePaul on February 01, 2002, 12:45:24 AM
"Are they in radar range?"



"5 more minutes!"
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Post by: LePaul on February 01, 2002, 12:47:04 AM
By the way...

I can't beleive no one has quoted or mentioned that awful dance scene, where that guy has a knife is has back, and is trying to gesture to it, while the character assumes its a hint to "get down" and boogey down some more  :)

The dance scene is a hoot!
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Post by: easymo on February 01, 2002, 12:48:33 AM
he has a drinking problem....Splash
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Post by: LePaul on February 01, 2002, 12:58:34 AM
Before take off, the guy checking under the hood, washing the windows...taking credit card payment....

"Clear to Taxi"

Slams down cab meter handle

hehe, oh that movie is a classic

All the outside scenes of the jetliner have the B-17 engine drone sound...
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Post by: texace on February 01, 2002, 09:48:22 AM


"Hey, do you know where (some random airport object) is?"

"Uh, it's over there. "




Numack
"I just want to say good luck, we're all counting on you."

Yeah, the dance scene is good, but so is the fight scene, where the tower controller punches all the charity beggers as the approach...:D
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Post by: Sikboy on February 01, 2002, 09:48:29 AM
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Originally posted by LePaul


"Clear to Taxi"

Slams down cab meter handle


OMG! I've seen this movie about a million times (as I'm sure many have) and I NEVER got the "Taxi/Taxi Meter" Joke. I just thought it was funny that an Airliner would have a meter, but you're right, it another of the endless puns in the movie.... man, how did I miss that over the past 21 years?

-Sikboy
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Post by: Saintaw on February 01, 2002, 09:59:58 AM
"I just want to say good luck, we're all counting on you."
.
"I just want to say good luck, we're all counting on you."
.
"I just want to say good luck, we're all counting on you."
.
"I just want to say good luck, we're all counting on you."
...

:D
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Post by: LePaul on February 01, 2002, 10:13:54 AM


"Chanting or Non-Chanting, Sir?"

Dare we progress in Airplane 2 ?  LOL, one of the few flicks Shatner was *funny* in  ;)
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Post by: muckmaw on February 01, 2002, 10:44:13 AM
Airplane 2:

Shatener: No tower? Why was'nt I informed of this!

He's the head cheese, the top dog.....Numero Uno Honcho....

Johnny from Airplane:

The Tower? To the tower! Repunzel!

There's a sale at Penny's!

The fogs getting thicker....and Leons getting Laaaarger!

ANd finally the classic:

Over Macho Grande?

No, I'll never get over Macho Grande
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Post by: Sikboy on February 01, 2002, 01:44:12 PM
Man, I totally forgot about this but... When I first started playing AW on GEnie, some friends and I used to refer to the Center "N" field as Macho Grande, as in
2214: "Bandits over Macho Grande, 5k"
6547:"Over Macho Grande?"
2214:"I'll Never get over Macho Grande"

Man we used to think that was the funniest thing.
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Post by: Weave on February 01, 2002, 09:59:39 PM
Elaine and "Otto" in the cockpit smoking after she had reinflated him. She looks over at him and gives him "the look".;)
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Post by: AKDejaVu on February 03, 2002, 04:57:34 PM
Guess what was just sitting there on the rack in the DVD section today.  Only $9.99!

SCHWING!
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Post by: milnko on July 17, 2004, 01:31:56 PM
Time to revisit the topic.
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Post by: Grits on July 17, 2004, 02:07:53 PM
Rex Kramer: Do you know what it's like to fall in the mud and get kicked... in the head... with an iron boot? Of course you don't, no one does. It never happens. It's a dumb question... skip it

Captain Oveur: Joey, have you ever been to a Turkish prison?
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Post by: doobs on July 17, 2004, 03:21:57 PM
The El Al airline with the orthodox jew looking plane

"get as many lights on the field as u can"
Truck pulls up and dumps lamps.


"what do Ya have on him?"  "Well I'm two inches taller and a better dancer."


and the prop sound of the jet airplane
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Post by: Nilsen on July 17, 2004, 03:24:50 PM
are you all on drugs?
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Post by: Otto on July 17, 2004, 03:28:22 PM
DA:  "Over Macho Grande?"

Ted:  "I'll never get over Macho Grande"
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Post by: Saurdaukar on July 17, 2004, 05:10:42 PM
And I can sum it all up in just one word: courage, dedication, daring, pride, pluck, spirit, grit, mettle, and G-U-T-S, *guts*. Why, Ted Striker's got more guts in his little finger than most of us have in our large intestine, including the colon!
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Post by: Ack-Ack on July 17, 2004, 09:09:48 PM
Clearance Clarence?



ack-ack
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Post by: FUNKED1 on July 17, 2004, 09:47:05 PM
At this point, the entire digestive system collapses accompanied by uncontrollable flatulence until finally, the poor bastard is reduced to a quivering wasted piece of jelly.
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Post by: rpm on July 17, 2004, 10:30:51 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Raubvogel
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.


Never use this as an icebreaker at a job interview. You would be amazed at the number of people that don't get it.
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Post by: Raubvogel on July 17, 2004, 11:07:31 PM
Lloyd Bridges: "Tell me everything that's happened up to now!"

Simp: "Well, first the earth cooled, then the dinosaurs came! Then they all died and the Arabs got rich off oil and all drove Mercedes Benzs."
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Post by: JB73 on July 17, 2004, 11:30:18 PM
best scene.. in africa, selling tupperware, then showing the natives a basketball
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Post by: rpm on July 18, 2004, 12:12:42 AM
Rumack: I'm going to tell you something I've kept to myself all of these years. I was in the war, Medical Corps. One night they brought in a badly wounded pilot from one of the raids. He looked at me and said, "Doc, the odds were against us up there, but we went in anyway. I'm glad. Captain made the right decision." The pilot's name was George Zip.

Ted Striker: George Zip said that?

Rumack: Yes, he looked at me and said, "Doc," he said, "Some time, when the crew is up against it, and the breaks are beating the boys, tell 'em to get out there and give it all they've got. And win just one for the Zipper. I don't know where I'll be then Doc, he said. But I won't smell too good, that's for sure."
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Post by: Gunslinger on July 18, 2004, 01:11:08 AM
I lost it when I saw that it was on TONIGHT ch 309 DirecTV WGN.
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Post by: -tronski- on July 18, 2004, 01:48:52 AM
Striker: My orders came through.  My squadron ships out tomorrow, we're bombing the storage depots at Daiquiri at 18:00 hours.  We're coming in from the North, below their radar.
Elaine  : When will you be back?
Striker : I can't tell you that...It's classified.

 Tronsky
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Post by: Shuckins on July 18, 2004, 08:25:58 AM
How grotesque.  Grown men giggling about a movie scene that trivializes poedophilia.

Sick.
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Post by: pugg666 on July 18, 2004, 11:54:02 AM
Roger Murdock: We have clearance Clarence.
Captain Oveur: Roger, Roger. What's our vector Victor?
Tower voice: Tower's radio clearance, over.
Captain Oveur: That's Clarence Oveur. Over.
Tower voice: Roger.
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Tower voice: Roger, over.
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Captain Oveur: Huh?
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Elaine Dickinson: There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?
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Joey: Wait a minute. I know you. You're Kareem Abdul-Jabar. You play basketball for the Los Angeles Lakers.
Roger Murdock: I'm sorry son, but you must have me confused with someone else. My name is Roger Murdock. I'm the co-pilot.
Joey: You are Kareem. I've seen you play. My dad's got season tickets.
Roger Murdock: I think you should go back to your seat now Joey. Right Clarence?
Captain Oveur: Nahhhhhh, he's not bothering anyone, let him stay here.
Roger Murdock: But just remember, my name is ROGER MURDOCK. I'm an airline pilot.
Joey: I think you're the greatest, but my dad says you don't work hard enough on defense. And he says that lots of times, you don't even run down court. And that you don't really try... except during the playoffs.
Roger Murdock: The hell I don't. LISTEN KID. I've been hearing that crap ever since I was at UCLA. I'm out there busting my buns every night. Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes.
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Post by: Sox62 on July 18, 2004, 01:46:27 PM
Ted Striker: It's Lieutenant Hurwitz. Severe shell-shock. Thinks he's Ethel Merman.

Lieutenant Hurwitz: [singing] You'll be swell, you'll be great. Gonna have the whole world on a plate. Startin' here, startin' now. Honey,everything's comin' up roses...

Ted Striker: War is hell.
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Post by: xrtoronto on July 18, 2004, 01:50:23 PM
Rumack: What was it we had for dinner tonight?

Elaine Dickinson: Well, we had a choice of steak or fish.

Rumack: Yes, yes, I remember, I had lasagna.
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Post by: milnko on July 18, 2004, 10:24:58 PM
Quote
Originally posted by FUNKED1
At this point, the entire digestive system collapses accompanied by uncontrollable flatulence until finally, the poor bastard is reduced to a quivering wasted piece of jelly.
Reminds me of my wife's Navy Bean Soup.