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Title: Brittney Spears Media Blitz
Post by: funkedup on February 05, 2002, 03:20:15 PM
Enough already.
Title: Brittney Spears Media Blitz
Post by: Nifty on February 05, 2002, 03:22:38 PM
huh?  I'm lame and don't pay much attention to the media.  What did I miss this time?
Title: Brittney Spears Media Blitz
Post by: Udie at Work on February 05, 2002, 03:26:47 PM
any boobies?
Title: Brittney Spears Media Blitz
Post by: funkedup on February 05, 2002, 03:27:40 PM
I don't follow popular music or TV shows, etc.  But this weekend I watched Saturday Night Live and she was on it.  Then during the Superbowl she was in seemingly endless commercials.  I go to the store yesterday morning and she was the cover photo on like 5 magazines.  Just now I clicked on Yahoo and Her face was in a popup ad.  She has a nice rack but not that pretty and not a particularly good singer.  I wish they would stop the madness.
Title: Brittney Spears Media Blitz
Post by: Fatty on February 05, 2002, 03:38:07 PM
I thought the timeline commercial was pretty amusing, especially the section of the hippies doing a bebop version of "ba ba ba ba, ba."  Funny, I don't remember that folk song.
Title: Brittney Spears Media Blitz
Post by: AKDejaVu on February 05, 2002, 03:44:58 PM
Yep... ready for her to disappear back into the woodwork myself.

And here I was glad Pepsi finally did away with the seemingly endless stream of commercials.

AKDejaVu
Title: Brittney Spears Media Blitz
Post by: Kratzer on February 05, 2002, 03:49:23 PM
I saw that too, funkedup, and it confirmed that Tracy Morgan is funny even if he is just standing there looking idiotic...

I loved it when he said to her, "Why don't you slide out of that green jumper and show us that big bellybutton of yours?"
Title: Brittney Spears Media Blitz
Post by: funkedup on February 05, 2002, 03:58:46 PM
The Astronaut Jones them song was great.  
ROCK-ET

"Osama was here, I had him in a headlock, I kicked him in his dastardly groin!"

And of course the great singing combo of Neil Diamond and Gay Hitler
Title: Brittney Spears Media Blitz
Post by: Sandman on February 05, 2002, 04:15:52 PM
As much as I might agree that we've been saturated with images of Ms. Spears. I can't help but succumb to the fact that Mr. Happy likes Britney.
Title: Brittney Spears Media Blitz
Post by: NATEDOG on February 05, 2002, 04:52:56 PM
Yeah, I wish she would just disappear.......... into my bedroom! ;) :D
Title: Brittney Spears Media Blitz
Post by: weazel on February 05, 2002, 05:41:41 PM
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Originally posted by Udie at Work
any boobies?


I made a pretty good series of Spears fakes if you want em. :D
Title: Brittney Spears Media Blitz
Post by: NUTTZ on February 05, 2002, 05:54:59 PM
Funny you should say that, I made an AH map of Brittney, But since the 'Surgery" I have to go back and Raise the mountains!!

NUTTZ



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Originally posted by weazel


I made a pretty good series of Spears fakes if you want em. :D
Title: Brittney Spears Media Blitz
Post by: Raubvogel on February 05, 2002, 06:05:57 PM
I wouldn't mind Spearing Brittney, but those commercials gotta go.
Title: Brittney Spears Media Blitz
Post by: Dead Man Flying on February 05, 2002, 08:15:24 PM
I'm sure this media blitz has absolutely nothing to do with Britney's upcoming movie "Crossroads."  Nope, nothing whatsoever.

-- Todd/Leviathn
Title: Brittney Spears Media Blitz
Post by: SOB on February 05, 2002, 09:09:54 PM
Oooh, hopefully her movie is as good as Glitter!
Title: Brittney Spears Media Blitz
Post by: flakbait on February 05, 2002, 09:41:41 PM
Naming her movie Crossroads is an insult. There was a good flick called Crossroads done back in the 80's with Ralph Machio and Steve Vai. Loads of blues, blue grass, and some pretty good screaming metal too. Now this teenie-bopper with less talent than Toto Jackson swipes the name.

:rolleyes:


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Title: Brittney Spears Media Blitz
Post by: Kratzer on February 05, 2002, 09:49:04 PM
using the words 'good', 'ralph macchio' and 'steve vai' together should be against the law.
Title: Brittney Spears Media Blitz
Post by: flakbait on February 06, 2002, 02:45:30 AM
I never said the acting was any good (none of 'em can act worth a damn) it's the music I loved.



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Title: Brittney Spears Media Blitz
Post by: SageFIN on February 06, 2002, 07:23:13 AM
Have to agree with flakbait here. Having seen the original Crossroads before the fact that a poppy film is going for the same name is quite irritating. Yeah well, Britney's acting skills might be on par with Vai's et al but "her" music isn't :mad:
Title: Brittney Spears Media Blitz
Post by: Eagler on February 06, 2002, 07:52:07 AM
yea, get her out of there, put Roseanne or Rosie in her place :rolleyes:
Title: Brittney Spears Media Blitz
Post by: SirLoin on February 06, 2002, 08:43:18 AM
I saw her on SNL and was impressed with her preformance.She was able to hold her own on various sketches and had definite camera presence.I guess this is from being in TV for almost 20 years..Then she came out and sang..err..tried to sing a slow song.EECHH!!!...Absolutely,completely,positively no talent whatsoever!..It was wretched..Her crackly,prissy and non emotive delivery is proof that with today's technology,you can make ANYONE sound good in a recording studio.Especially if you have hired professional song writers.And her boyfriend Jason?..Let's all say a little prayer they don't reproduce.
Title: Brittney Spears Media Blitz
Post by: Charon on February 06, 2002, 08:44:31 AM
Well, she's getting a bit long in the tooth to pull off the lolita deal, so her handlers have to transition her into something new for the 20s/30s crowd. Making her the next Madonna would be the end goal, but having seen the latest incarnation during the Superbowl, and seeing the trailers for her new movie (b-fest here it comes!), I don't think it's going to happen.

Her average talent and looks (by hollywood/music industry standards, of course) would be acceptable if she had star power personality. She just isn't that exciting once you go beyond the schoolgirl/lust fantasy.  

Gwen Stefani on the other hand :) Though you can tell the "edge" is being produced out of No Doubt's sound in favor of a more pop direction, which is too bad IMHO.

Charon
Title: Brittney Spears Media Blitz
Post by: Ron Jeremy on February 06, 2002, 09:06:38 AM
Britney should do something useful like getting into the porn industry. Yep, I've been waiting for someone like her to come along ever since Shauna Grant blew her brains out.


Britney, I'm here for you. Call me.
Title: Brittney Spears Media Blitz
Post by: Sandman on February 06, 2002, 09:16:52 AM
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Originally posted by Ron Jeremy
Britney should do something useful like getting into the porn industry. Yep, I've been waiting for someone like her to come along ever since Shauna Grant blew her brains out.


Britney, I'm here for you. Call me.


ROFL!
Title: Brittney Spears Media Blitz
Post by: Kratzer on February 06, 2002, 10:45:34 AM
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Originally posted by flakbait
I never said the acting was any good (none of 'em can act worth a damn) it's the music I loved.



I was talking about the music. ;)
Title: Brittney Spears Media Blitz
Post by: SirLoin on February 06, 2002, 11:21:30 AM
Brittney will be a porn spread 10 years from now when she needs dough to maintain her..err..lifestlye..Check out Tiffanie.."I think we're Alone Now"..She just turned 30(eeek..I'm getting old) and signed with Penthouse for a nude photo shoot...I forget for how many millions $$...Great examples for young'ens here looking forward to a career in the music bussiness.
Title: Brittney Spears Media Blitz
Post by: Nifty on February 06, 2002, 11:50:03 AM
heh, I might have to get that issue...  ;)