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Title: If you can't shoot, get outta the way!!
Post by: Apache on February 08, 2002, 09:55:19 AM

Apache: “guys, I got a P38 my 6, 1.5 & closing”.

Lazs: “On the way”

Hooligan: “Vis Apache, in on P38”.

Ribman: “I need help”

Drex:

System: Victory 1 by Drex of The Blue Knights

Apache: “Taking him left”

Hooligan: “Roger”

Lazs: “Where are you guys”?

Drex:

System: Victory 4 by Drex of The Blue Knights

Ribman: “I need help”

Apache: “I reversed him. He’s going vertical”

Hooligan: “Taking the shot”

Lazs: “Where the hell are you guys”?

Drex:

System: Victory 6 by Drex of The Blue Knights

Ribman: “I need help”

Codger: “lazs, we are at A11”

Lazs: “When did you guys go there? That’s 4 sectors away!

Codger: “hehe”

Drex:

System: Victory 9 by Drex of The Blue Knights

Ribman: “I need help”

Apache: “A1 lazs”

Hooligan: “38 down”

Lazs: “ok... Codger, don’t make me come to your house!”

Codger: “hehe”

Drex:

System: Victory 11 by Drex of The Blue Knights

lazs: "I hate this map. The fields are too far apart”.

Ribman: “I need help”

Apache: “Where are ya Ribman”?

Lazs: “Vis ya Ribman, I've only got 10 rounds left but I'm in”.

Ribman: “Did you get him”?

Lazs: "Yeah, I got him"

Apache: “Vis Drex. Drex spit your 6”

Drex:

Apache: “I’m on the way Drex!... In!”

Drex:

Apache: “Man, I can’t hit him... Where did Drex go”?

Drex:

System: Victory 12 by Drex of The Blue Knights

Drex: RTB ammo.

Title: If you can't shoot, get outta the way!!
Post by: Vermillion on February 08, 2002, 10:02:17 AM

He's scary isn't he ! :)

Title: If you can't shoot, get outta the way!!
Post by: Yeager on February 08, 2002, 10:04:03 AM

eh..Hehe  that about sums it up.

I really need to start wearing panties when Im online.

Y

Title: If you can't shoot, get outta the way!!
Post by: lazs2 on February 08, 2002, 10:39:44 AM

damn... didn't know you could record RW.  
lazs

Title: If you can't shoot, get outta the way!!
Post by: Apache on February 08, 2002, 11:27:18 AM

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Originally posted by lazs2
damn... didn't know you could record RW.  
lazs

In trouble again.

Title: If you can't shoot, get outta the way!!
Post by: Drex on February 08, 2002, 11:31:23 AM

You trying to say I don't communicate well?

Drex

Title: If you can't shoot, get outta the way!!
Post by: Apache on February 08, 2002, 11:36:08 AM

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Originally posted by Drex
You trying to say I don't communicate well?

Drex

uhm no sir...sir, I...uh...I mean I'm so fixiated on what I'm doing sir that I uh...well...kinda lose track?...sir?

Title: If you can't shoot, get outta the way!!
Post by: Dago on February 08, 2002, 12:16:55 PM

Drex does pretty well for a blind quadraplegic mute.  ;)

Title: If you can't shoot, get outta the way!!
Post by: Hooligan on February 08, 2002, 01:03:20 PM

Dago:

Think about "pinball wizard" with an albino twist.

Hooligan

Title: If you can't shoot, get outta the way!!
Post by: lazs2 on February 08, 2002, 01:10:16 PM

Ya know.... I'm getting pretty sick of all this fawning drex worship crap..  Without me the man is nothing!   Nothing I tell you!
lazs

Title: If you can't shoot, get outta the way!!
Post by: AKDejaVu on February 08, 2002, 01:13:18 PM

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Originally posted by lazs2
Ya know.... I'm getting pretty sick of all this fawning drex worship crap..  Without me the man is nothing!   Nothing I tell you!

So true... behind every good man is the love of a good woman.

AKDejaVu

Title: If you can't shoot, get outta the way!!
Post by: Apache on February 08, 2002, 01:22:45 PM

I was actually trying to portray my ineptness at this flying thing but I was inept in my attempt. I can't even get inept right because of my ineptness.

Title: If you can't shoot, get outta the way!!
Post by: AKcurly on February 08, 2002, 02:43:49 PM

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Originally posted by Apache
I was actually trying to portray my ineptness at this flying thing but I was inept in my attempt. I can't even get inept right because of my ineptness.

Heh, actually your note is about squad hijinks. :)  Our RW traffic looks much the same.  Nimitz counseling Moe not to fly upside down; Nimitz counseling me not to fly into areas at 5k when there are abundant 10k cons; Warp saying "WTF?"; and so on.  Squad RW is more fun than reading channel #1 on a good night.

Funny post, Apache - thx. ;)

curly

Title: If you can't shoot, get outta the way!!
Post by: Apache on February 08, 2002, 03:16:12 PM

:)

Pretty much a paraody of how it is. lazs is a hoot. I can't hit squat cause a laughin' at him. Codger keeps tellin' him we're in places we're not. Both have the rare gift of superb gunnery. lazs makes shots that astound me, really.

Drex does talk, he's just so freakin' calm about it.

Hooligan is mucho tactical. I know before I even get to the fight what the situation is and what I'm gonna do based on his SA and his remarkable ability to communicate what he's sees.

Ribman doesn't yell for help that much. It's just I don't catch it until I'm in the "slide the canopy back & wave arms to assist in controlled flight" mode. Needless to say, I ain't much help then.

Title: If you can't shoot, get outta the way!!
Post by: GRUNHERZ on February 08, 2002, 03:18:29 PM

So lazs is drex's lil squeak?

Title: If you can't shoot, get outta the way!!
Post by: AKEagle+ on February 08, 2002, 03:59:54 PM

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Both have the rare gift of superb gunnery. lazs makes shots that astound me, really

Hehe, I can attest to that :)

I was in a Niki last night, a long way from where I should have with a bunch a reds comming in high and hot.  Sortta my normal mode of operation. :)


I dodge one plane (190 or Pony I think) a Tiffie comes in and I turn towards it, and make a tight turn that would keep it from getting a firing solution (or so I thought).  Next thing you know the Tiffie has removed my tail feathers on the HO! LOL!! :D

I bail and get the message that Lazs got me.  Freakin nice shootin for sure!!!

AKEagle+

Title: If you can't shoot, get outta the way!!
Post by: Kweassa on February 09, 2002, 06:29:37 AM

ROFL :)


ps) this would be great material for Loose Rivets..
 
     I miss Loose Rivets.. got any freelance comic-strippers
     around? Or maybe we can use the 'Screenshots' section
     for user-submitted comics?

Title: If you can't shoot, get outta the way!!
Post by: lazs2 on February 09, 2002, 10:20:45 AM

geeze grunn... do you kiss your boyfriend with that mouth?
lazs

Title: If you can't shoot, get outta the way!!
Post by: funkedup on February 09, 2002, 05:31:21 PM

*Sniff* I miss flying with the BK's.

Title: If you can't shoot, get outta the way!!
Post by: pbirmingham on February 10, 2002, 02:36:58 AM

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Originally posted by Apache
I was actually trying to portray my ineptness at this flying thing but I was inept in my attempt. I can't even get inept right because of my ineptness.

Dude, you can't even spell "ineptitude" right!

:)