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Title: Beer Nuts Cashews
Post by: funkedup on February 09, 2002, 03:23:36 PM

My God they have invented the perfect food.  Salty, crunchy, fat, and sweet, all in one package.  It's up there with bacon and wings.

Title: Beer Nuts Cashews
Post by: Gadfly on February 09, 2002, 11:55:06 PM

Sorry Funked, the perfect food is a dead heat between Chilie con queso with good chips and real nachos.  That is, one chip, one piece of cheese and one japaleno.  None of the pile-on-crap like you get at most places.

Title: Beer Nuts Cashews
Post by: Raubvogel on February 09, 2002, 11:58:28 PM

Bzzzt.....you're both wrong. The perfect food is Salt and Vinegar Pork Rinds :)

Title: Beer Nuts Cashews
Post by: Tac on February 10, 2002, 12:05:05 AM

Raw salmon and tuna with soy and a little beer.

Its SO good you even skip the one process in which you can screw up such a meal : cooking it.

Title: Beer Nuts Cashews
Post by: Gadfly on February 10, 2002, 12:21:57 AM

Throw a lil Wasabi on that tuna and we can argue.

Title: Beer Nuts Cashews
Post by: SirLoin on February 10, 2002, 12:45:17 AM

......Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!

Raw Rattlesnake filet and moonshine..."Stoke that campfire,will ya Ned?"

Title: Beer Nuts Cashews
Post by: funkedup on February 10, 2002, 12:50:23 AM

You guys are weird.

Title: Beer Nuts Cashews
Post by: Dune on February 10, 2002, 03:28:37 PM

biscuits with Jimmy Dean sausage gravy.

Title: Beer Nuts Cashews
Post by: 1776 on February 10, 2002, 04:05:18 PM

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Originally posted by Dune
biscuits with Jimmy Dean sausage gravy.

This guy has FDB potential:)

Title: Beer Nuts Cashews
Post by: funkedup on February 10, 2002, 04:18:48 PM

Now yer talkin Dune.  There's one thing I miss about living in the midwest.  :)

Title: Beer Nuts Cashews
Post by: gavor on February 10, 2002, 05:07:13 PM

Wrongo!

The perfect food is anything you manage to cook at 1am while roundly drunk. Extra points scored for using the deep fryer. Double score if not injured at the end.

Title: Beer Nuts Cashews
Post by: funkedup on February 10, 2002, 05:24:17 PM

Gavor have you considered enlisting in the FDBs?

Title: Beer Nuts Cashews
Post by: gavor on February 10, 2002, 05:38:11 PM

Heh. Well I have beer padding and I like beer and I know all the drinking rules. But i think the 412th would get upset if i bailed :).

Title: Beer Nuts Cashews
Post by: Superfly on February 11, 2002, 08:27:31 AM

I gotta go with Bentley wings and a pitcher of beer at Hooters.

Title: Beer Nuts Cashews
Post by: Airscrew on February 11, 2002, 10:50:27 AM

The perfect food is anything you manage to cook at 1am while roundly drunk. Extra points scored for using the deep fryer. Double score if not injured at the end.   gavor.

Gavor, when I was younger I would have agreed with you but now I believe the perfect foods are ones that do not require cooking or assembly (sandwiches) and at the least can be eaten cold.
Pizza, fried chicken, bean dip, wings, ribs, and leftover cheeseburgers in the back seat of your car are just a few things that come to mind.   Extra points if you can eat it and not get food poisining.
Airscrew

Title: Beer Nuts Cashews
Post by: gavor on February 11, 2002, 04:49:16 PM

Ya, the days of 1am deep fried chips and 10 minute curry after a few pints are pretty much behind me. Memories, pressed between the pages of my mind.

I must pursue this easy and possibly deadly food source you speak of.

Title: Beer Nuts Cashews
Post by: Gadfly on February 11, 2002, 04:49:29 PM

Here is the perfect food, and drunkenness only makes it better:

Gumbo! (http://www.lizking.com/gumbo.htm)

Title: Beer Nuts Cashews
Post by: funkedup on February 11, 2002, 10:34:32 PM

Maj. Tom, my favorite is last night's pizza, still sitting on the living room floor amidst all the beer cans.  :)

Title: Beer Nuts Cashews
Post by: gavor on February 11, 2002, 10:55:26 PM

A favourite memory of mine is a pizza from the previous nite on the floor surrounded by beer cans AND with a large footprint in the middle of it.

Title: Beer Nuts Cashews
Post by: Airscrew on February 12, 2002, 01:20:45 AM

And somebody knocked the ashtray onto the pizza,  ummm crunchy,  gives it that charcol flavor
:eek:

Title: Beer Nuts Cashews
Post by: Airscrew on February 12, 2002, 01:22:11 AM

Hey Gadfly, when we going to get a beer again,  my turn to buy, how bout this Friday

Title: Beer Nuts Cashews
Post by: Gadfly on February 12, 2002, 06:45:12 AM

Works for me, Where?  Let's do it more north so Udie will join us.

Title: Beer Nuts Cashews
Post by: Airscrew on February 13, 2002, 03:06:35 PM

North is fine, I'm on Braker now, how bout clicks on N.Lamar, just the first place that came to mind.  If you got a better Idea go for it.
Ken

Title: Beer Nuts Cashews
Post by: Dago on February 14, 2002, 08:33:02 AM

How can you guys be so far off?

Perfect food has categorys:

entree
Rib eye steak, medium rare,  

veggie
breaded and fried cauliflower

desert
banana cake with vanilla frosting

drink
ice cold pepsi

breakfast
chocolate doughnuts, or Krispy Kreme glazed

lunch
white castle cheeseburgers

snack food
home made chocolate chip tollhouse cookies

Its great stuff like this that we enjoy, gain way to much weight from and work up the heart attacks that keep us from having to suffer old age.  :)

But it all tastes so damn good.

Dago