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General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: Hangtime on February 12, 2002, 10:14:08 AM
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...is gay.
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But he had style.
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Originally posted by Hangtime
Is cute and I am gay.
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OMG he outed in the middle of the BB
hehehe
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Not sure he was but I bet he invented "gay."
Westy
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He dresses funny, and has limp wrists. Does interior decorating in South America. He's light in the sneakers...
...he's gay.
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Psalm of Milenko
Kurt Tank is my shepherd, I shall not want;
he maketh me a FW 190 to JABO down in green pastures.
He leads me beside still waters; he restores my K/D ratio.
He leadth me in the paths of B-n-Z for his name's sake.
Yea, though I FLY through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil; for thou MK108 30mm art with me, thy BMW 801d and thy MG 151's, they comfort me.
He preparest a VULCHFEST before me in the presence of my enemies.
He anointest my head with oil, yet my BMW 801d runneth still.
Surely, DWEEDFIRES and RUNSTANGS, shall follow me all the days of my life; and I shall dwell in the house of the WÜRGER forever!
Lest we forget WHY Hangtime hates Kurt Tank and his creation the WÜRGER
Book of Revolutions:
Chapter 16, verse 10
"And the fifth WÜRGER poured out his MK108 upon the seat of the RUNSTANG;
And his cockpit was full of darkness, and the RUNSTANGS gnawed thier tongues for pain;
And blasphemed the FW 190;
And repented not thier deeds."
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Tank, Mozart, Beethoven, Wagner, Shakespeare, Nietzsche
All master artisians and thinkers.................:D
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LOL !
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Originally posted by milnko
Psalm of Milenko
Kurt Tank is my shepherd, I shall not want;
he maketh me a FW 190 to JABO down in green pastures.
He leads me beside still waters; he restores my K/D ratio.
He leadth me in the paths of B-n-Z for his name's sake.
Yea, though I FLY through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil; for thou MK108 30mm art with me, thy BMW 801d and thy MG 151's, they comfort me.
He preparest a VULCHFEST before me in the presence of my enemies.
He anointest my head with oil, yet my BMW 801d runneth still.
Surely, DWEEDFIRES and RUNSTANGS, shall follow me all the days of my life; and I shall dwell in the house of the WÜRGER forever!
Lest we forget WHY Hangtime hates Kurt Tank and his creation the WÜRGER
Book of Revolutions:
Chapter 16, verse 10
"And the fifth WÜRGER poured out his MK108 upon the seat of the RUNSTANG;
And his cockpit was full of darkness, and the RUNSTANGS gnawed thier tongues for pain;
And blasphemed the FW 190;
And repented not thier deeds."
ROTFLMAO!!!!
ESKIMO
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Milenko,
Well it didn't take you long to get that writing award. Thats great.
Drex
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Bah. From the Book of Dweeb. Chapter and verse.
Makes me laff my bellybutton off every time I read it.
Which has nothing to do with the fact that Kurt Tank is gay.
In fact, I understand the Willy Messerschmidt and Kurt had a lil thing goin on... and that's how Willy became known as "Willy or Won't He Messershidt".
Lost to history are the details of who was pitchin, and who was catchin... but the data is clear.. Kurt and Willie were lovers.
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Lest people think I plagerized.
Sorta Book of Dweeb like (http://www.hitechcreations.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=7826&highlight=Sorta+Book+of+Dweeb+like)
I've always admired The Book of Dweeb, and wanted this Psalm added, but alas it tis not to be.
Book of Dweeb (http://www.propsim.com/warbirds/BoD.html)
BTW did ya hear the one about the Mustang pilot who goes into the O club and orders nine shots of Tequila?
And slams 'em down as fast as the bartender can pour 'em.
The bartender says;
"That's the fastest and most Tequila I've ever seen anyone drink, what's the occasion?"
The Pony driver sez;
"My FIRST Blowjob"
The bartender says;
That IS a special occasion, here lemme pour ya another one!"
The Pony pilot sez;
"Lissen pal, if nine shots doesn't get the taste outta my mouth, another one ain't gonna either!"