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Title: How many FDBs does it take to change a light bulb?
Post by: Pei on February 16, 2002, 01:44:06 AM

Discuss

Title: How many FDBs does it take to change a light bulb?
Post by: mrfish on February 16, 2002, 01:56:28 AM

it's a trick question.

answer: 0

an fdb would have his maid/girlfriend/wife take care of it on the way back from fetching a brew.

now read daddy a bedtime story.

Title: How many FDBs does it take to change a light bulb?
Post by: indian on February 16, 2002, 09:22:16 AM

They dont know how to use light bilbs they just light a new candle by way of slave.:D

Title: How many FDBs does it take to change a light bulb?
Post by: Cobra on February 16, 2002, 09:59:19 AM

I thought they lived in caves and just grunted alot.

Cobra

Title: How many FDBs does it take to change a light bulb?
Post by: mason22 on February 18, 2002, 12:24:08 PM

we use SOB brand propane for all heating and lighting.

btw, what's a light bulb?

Title: How many FDBs does it take to change a light bulb?
Post by: Udie at Work on February 18, 2002, 12:58:54 PM

Quote

Originally posted by mason22
btw, what's a light bulb?

 I think it's one of those things that hurts the eyes and head the morning after drinking.

Title: How many FDBs does it take to change a light bulb?
Post by: Skuzzy on February 18, 2002, 01:52:21 PM

light bulb = very small tulip.

Didn't know the FDB's were gardeners,.....well,..of anything legal anyways :D


Do I win a prize?

Title: How many FDBs does it take to change a light bulb?
Post by: AKDejaVu on February 18, 2002, 01:53:55 PM

FDBs change lightbulbs as often as they change their underwear.

Basically.. none have ever done it.

Title: How many FDBs does it take to change a light bulb?
Post by: Curval on February 18, 2002, 02:07:46 PM

1?

Title: How many FDBs does it take to change a light bulb?
Post by: sling322 on February 18, 2002, 03:47:33 PM

Underwear?!?!  HUH?!?!

Title: How many FDBs does it take to change a light bulb?
Post by: Udie at Work on February 18, 2002, 04:20:21 PM

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Originally posted by AKDejaVu
FDBs change lightbulbs as often as they change their underwear.

Basically.. none have ever done it.

 Well in all actuality  I went out to change the light on the porch Friday night.  I almost had it made too exept the light bulb had some sort of glass cover over it with these 3 little things that I had to twist to get the cover off.

 Man that was tough so I gave up....



:D

Title: How many FDBs does it take to change a light bulb?
Post by: eskimo2 on February 18, 2002, 08:43:24 PM

A bus load.
One of those little "stubby" busses.

eskimo

Title: How many FDBs does it take to change a light bulb?
Post by: Dune on February 18, 2002, 09:18:53 PM

How many FDB's does it take to change a lightbulb?

None.  Let the squeak cook in the dark.