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Title: Weird stuff about the bodies found in Georgia.
Post by: rogwar on February 17, 2002, 01:30:17 PM
By now you all have read or heard the reports....

In reading the news online I began following some links:

http://www.blcremationsystems.com/

Under the ancillary equipment section, they had something called an Infant Cremation Pan. I believe (and hope) the industry is generally responsible when faced with such responsibility.

Regards,

rogwar
Title: The Story
Post by: Sandman on February 17, 2002, 01:42:11 PM
Dozens of Bodies Found Outside Georgia Crematory  (http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/nm/20020217/ts_nm/crime_bodies_dc_2&cid=578)
Title: Weird stuff about the bodies found in Georgia.
Post by: Elfenwolf on February 17, 2002, 02:10:41 PM
So what's the big deal?? It's not like HE killed all those people- they were already dead when they arrived at his place of business. I hope none of you has ever gotten a little behind in YOUR work and ended up in jail for it.
Elfenwolf
Title: Weird stuff about the bodies found in Georgia.
Post by: Sandman on February 17, 2002, 02:41:36 PM
Having bodies lying around your place of business is probably a health hazard... :D

Not quite the same as having a full "IN" box.
Title: Weird stuff about the bodies found in Georgia.
Post by: Skuzzy on February 17, 2002, 02:41:55 PM
Elfen,..you are doing an admirable job of living up to your tag line :D
Title: Weird stuff about the bodies found in Georgia.
Post by: Exile on February 17, 2002, 02:48:50 PM
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Originally posted by Elfenwolf
So what's the big deal?? It's not like HE killed all those people- they were already dead when they arrived at his place of business. I hope none of you has ever gotten a little behind in YOUR work and ended up in jail for it.
Elfenwolf


If this is some attempt to stir things up in here, it's in very poor taste.

If you're serious in your statement, I'd have to say you're one diddlying insensitive amazinhunk. How would you feel if you had entrusted a funeral home to care for the remains of your mother or father and found out they just dumped their body somewhere out in the woods like some piece of trash?
Title: Weird stuff about the bodies found in Georgia.
Post by: SOB on February 17, 2002, 04:03:43 PM
To be honest, and not to lessen how someone else might feel about it, I don't think it'd bother me much.  Tho' I'd probably refuse the honor of identifying the remains.

When my father passed, I had him creamated and spread his ashes in the lake near his house.  -edit- for any anal legal types, I was uh...just kidding about that last sentance. -edit-  Kind of a sentimental thing at the time.  I didn't get a tombstone or a plot and I really didn't feel any sentimental attachment to his corpse.  I've got pictures and memories...that's what's important.

Just another point of view from someone who doesn't really care what happens to his body after he's dead.


SOB
Title: Weird stuff about the bodies found in Georgia.
Post by: Elfenwolf on February 17, 2002, 05:11:36 PM
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Originally posted by Exile


If this is some attempt to stir things up in here, it's in very poor taste.

If you're serious in your statement, I'd have to say you're one diddlying insensitive amazinhunk. How would you feel if you had entrusted a funeral home to care for the remains of your mother or father and found out they just dumped their body somewhere out in the woods like some piece of trash?


 Hey, I'm the first to admit that I'm not politically correct. And I didn't trust my parents' remains to a funeral home, BTW. Dad died in 1972 and we had him stuffed. When Mom finally expired in 1995 the technology was much better and I had her freeze dried. She was always concerned over her weight, and now she only weighs twelve pounds.
I take them for rides every day, too. That way I can use the car pool lane.

Spank you very much,
Elfenwolf
Title: Weird stuff about the bodies found in Georgia.
Post by: the_hegemon on February 17, 2002, 05:19:03 PM
Wow, this story made it onto the BBC http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/world/americas/newsid_1826000/1826136.stm



Elfenwolf:  ROFLMAO!
Title: Weird stuff about the bodies found in Georgia.
Post by: Gadfly on February 17, 2002, 06:45:31 PM
I'm just glad they didn't end up in Jimmy Dean's(so far as we know)....
Title: Weird stuff about the bodies found in Georgia.
Post by: Gunthr on February 17, 2002, 06:49:54 PM
So one day, the furnace at the crematorium craps out.

The guy gets some business later that day, and thinking on his feet, he receives the body with decorum, and then promptly takes it out back when the people leave, maybe with the good intention of cremating it as soon as he can get his furnace fixed.

That isn't too far fetched. I think with maybe just a little effort, you could picture yourself doing that in a pinch.

But I was thinking, what kind of a guy stays open for business, and keeps right on receiving bodies, and stacking them out back?
Business is good, so he's got so many smelly cadavers piled up he runs out of room, and starts dragging them out farther away. And they keep piling up.

What kind of dude can do this without worrying too much about it?
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Title: Weird stuff about the bodies found in Georgia.
Post by: capt. apathy on February 17, 2002, 07:07:43 PM
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What kind of dude can do this without worrying too much about it?

not a very smart dude
Title: Weird stuff about the bodies found in Georgia.
Post by: Gadfly on February 17, 2002, 07:08:43 PM
A dumb bellybutton one?
Title: Weird stuff about the bodies found in Georgia.
Post by: rogwar on February 17, 2002, 10:53:15 PM
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Originally posted by Gadfly
A dumb bellybutton one?


He is more or less in the same league as the fellow that  tried to break down the door of the UAL flight and got whacked in the head by a F/O with an axe.

Simply said....handsomehunk.

and now both have to pay the consequences...
Title: Weird stuff about the bodies found in Georgia.
Post by: N1kPaz on February 17, 2002, 11:06:11 PM
what exactly does Rowdy Roddy Piper have to do with this, and why would they have to pay him money??? I simply dont understand.
Title: <Wiping the spit off the monitor>
Post by: chance-airwolf on February 17, 2002, 11:37:47 PM
Elfen - too funny, bro!  
Ya, I try to keep my In-box empty too...
Title: Weird stuff about the bodies found in Georgia.
Post by: Elfenwolf on February 17, 2002, 11:49:27 PM
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Originally posted by Gunthr
So one day, the furnace at the crematorium craps out.

The guy gets some business later that day, and thinking on his feet, he receives the body with decorum, and then promptly takes it out back when the people leave, maybe with the good intention of cremating it as soon as he can get his furnace fixed.



What kind of dude can do this without worrying too much about it?
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Well, he obviously wasn't much of a busisnessman.He should have leased several of those Mexican Food Roach Coaches, chopped the bodies up into Burrito-sized chunks and disposed of the bodies PLUS made money selling tacos at construction sites! Hey, it's cheaper to lease a Winnebego than it is to purchase a new, EPA-approved cremation oven, especially if you buy one with a lot of options like the baby pan and the broiler rack.
Elfenwolf

PS: <> Mark, good to hear from you.
Title: Weird stuff about the bodies found in Georgia.
Post by: Sikboy on February 18, 2002, 08:54:39 AM
Leave it to the 50 year old rapping scientolgist Dairy Farmer to side with the tupperware mortician. ;)

-Sikboy
Title: Weird stuff about the bodies found in Georgia.
Post by: Gunthr on February 18, 2002, 02:56:10 PM
While the Georgia State Police are at it, they ought to swab some of the fresher corpses for possible DNA evidence.

Its kinda like Murphy's Law.

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When I was putting seed in my birdfeeder, my young daughter asked me:

"Daddy, will the birds lay eggs in there?"

"No honey. This is a bird feeder, not a bird house."

"Well, maybe the dumb ones will lay some eggs in there."

"Yeah honey, I guess if you wait long enough, it will probabally happen."   :p