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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Ripsnort on February 19, 2002, 08:21:09 AM

Title: Understanding Terrorism (humor)
Post by: Ripsnort on February 19, 2002, 08:21:09 AM

It's easy to understand why radical, fundamentalist Muslim terrorists are
so quick to commit suicide. Just look at their lifestyles:

* No premarital sex.
* No booze. None. Never.
* No TV. No cable TV. No satellite TV.
* No Spice channel. No playboy channel   No ESPN.
* No Hooters!!.
* No Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition.
* No organized sports of any kind. That's right -- NO sports!!!
* Women have to be completely covered and wear veils -- No thongs.
* No Victoria's Secret stuff.
* Very, very, very few cars. Camels. Lots of camels. Stinking, filthy
  camels.
* Sand.  *&%$#* sand everywhere!
* More sand.
* Ever try to fish at an oasis?
* No bass boats. No bass. No fish.
* Sandstorms. More *$@#* sand everywhere!
* Rags for clothes and hats.
* Camel and goat burgers cooked over burning camel dung chips.
* Eating with your right hand only -- because you wipe yourself with your
  left hand.
* Constant wailing from next door... no... wait, that's their music.

And when you die it's supposed to all get better......

Really!

Title: Understanding Terrorism (humor)
Post by: Hortlund on February 19, 2002, 08:39:33 AM

Dont they have some rugby-like "sport" where a bunch of arabs on horses wrestle eachother for a headless sheep carcass?

Title: Understanding Terrorism (humor)
Post by: Ripsnort on February 19, 2002, 09:19:02 AM

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Originally posted by Hortlund
Dont they have some rugby-like "sport" where a bunch of arabs on horses wrestle eachother for a headless sheep carcass?

I think you might be confused with Aces high 13th TAS. :D

Title: Understanding Terrorism (humor)
Post by: Curval on February 19, 2002, 12:07:22 PM

Well, they don't play golf....so I'd never be one..

:D

(and btw Hortund...flying the 190A8 SUCKS, you will happy to know  ....);)

Title: Understanding Terrorism (humor)
Post by: Hortlund on February 19, 2002, 12:53:27 PM

It builds character Curval :)

Title: Understanding Terrorism (humor)
Post by: Curval on February 19, 2002, 12:58:36 PM

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Originally posted by Hortlund
It builds character Curval :)

LOL..yea, I could use some character..