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Title: How Euros view how the US views the...
Post by: Saintaw on February 20, 2002, 01:16:33 PM
had a few of these, but I found this one to be, hehehe... well :D

(http://saintaw.cyberspace.be/world_us_1.gif)
Title: How Euros view how the US views the...
Post by: batdog on February 20, 2002, 01:22:15 PM
Heh...your giving the average American more credit than they deserve. Most couldnt give you the simplist info on various geographical locations... ie Diamonds in SA... nor the names of various land masses :(


xBAT
Title: How Euros view how the US views the...
Post by: Elfenwolf on February 20, 2002, 01:24:20 PM
xBat is right. Hell, I can't even find Virginia on the map.

-Janet Reno
Title: How Euros view how the US views the...
Post by: Eagler on February 20, 2002, 01:36:32 PM
Yep, that about sums it up but you have to many countries listed as  "Friends", many should say "Hand Out" or " US Financially Supporting". Don't forget "Terrorist toejamhead Lovers"  for a few of those land masses :)
Title: How Euros view how the US views the...
Post by: skernsk on February 20, 2002, 01:44:02 PM
Heh...spot on!  I darn near hit a MOOSE on my way to work this morning!:)
Title: How Euros view how the US views the...
Post by: bigUC on February 20, 2002, 01:47:04 PM
!?!?! Thought it was more like this:
(http://folk.uio.no/lassefa/us_for_us.gif)
Title: How Euros view how the US views the...
Post by: -dead- on February 20, 2002, 02:04:01 PM
Or this

(http://members.fortunecity.com/kg200/world_us.jpg)


[Ya beat me to it Big UC] :D
Title: How Euros view how the US views the...
Post by: Tumor on February 20, 2002, 07:08:08 PM
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Originally posted by -dead-
Or this

(http://members.fortunecity.com/kg200/world_us.jpg)


[Ya beat me to it Big UC] :D



:)  As it should be.
Title: How Euros view how the US views the...
Post by: majic on February 20, 2002, 11:42:28 PM
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Title: How Euros view how the US views the...
Post by: eskimo2 on February 20, 2002, 11:49:14 PM
Hey!
That's the exact map we hang up in our schools!

eskimo
Title: How Euros view how the US views the...
Post by: Regular on February 21, 2002, 12:39:14 AM
Sounds about right. If your not from the United States then you must be drunken barley picker from Europe. Pick your barley you one tooth wonders!!!
Title: How Euros view how the US views the...
Post by: straffo on February 21, 2002, 03:36:02 AM
Obviously this map is a fake no US child can draw a map like that

the REAL map :

(http://www.co.jyu.fi/~np/hate/america.gif)
Title: How Euros view how the US views the...
Post by: Seeker on February 21, 2002, 05:08:10 AM
"Don't forget "Terrorist toejamhead Lovers" for a few of those land masses "


Would that include Ollie North, by any chance?
Title: How Euros view how the US views the...
Post by: Dowding on February 21, 2002, 12:37:30 PM
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Don't forget "Terrorist toejamhead Lovers" for a few of those land masses


Wouldn't that include the US as well? How's the fund-raising for the IRA coming along this year? Are people in a less of 'giving' mood?

shreck the down-turn in the US economy. I'd heard Sinn Fein were positively terrified by the down-turn in donations from dumb Americans.
Title: How Euros view how the US views the...
Post by: Raubvogel on February 21, 2002, 12:46:29 PM
LOL Straffo, good one :D
Title: How Euros view how the US views the...
Post by: Animal on February 21, 2002, 12:51:10 PM
Dowding sure is in a smiting jolly good mood today!
Title: How Euros view how the US views the...
Post by: Dowding on February 21, 2002, 02:42:01 PM
My ex-girlfriend telephoned me last night, animal.

I'm not getting my oats.

The weather is crap.

I'm bored.

I've ran out of Jack Daniels.

Leaving me with just less than half a bottle of 2-week old red wine (which was rough to start off with).

But at least it's the weekend and I get paid tomorrow. Yay!

Title: Funked's World
Post by: funkedup on February 21, 2002, 03:27:49 PM
As a true 'Murrican I needed to show how we really view the rest of you.
(http://www.raf303.org/funked/world1.gif)
Title: How Euros view how the US views the...
Post by: Eagler on February 21, 2002, 03:37:15 PM
I think it maybe more like this :)
Title: How Euros view how the US views the...
Post by: mrfish on February 21, 2002, 04:05:47 PM
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Originally posted by Dowding


Wouldn't that include the US as well? How's the fund-raising for the IRA coming along this year? Are people in a less of 'giving' mood?

shreck the down-turn in the US economy. I'd heard Sinn Fein were positively terrified by the down-turn in donations from dumb Americans.



lol silly dowding....sinn fein are irish!

'terrorists' wear turbans and originate in middle-eastern countries duh!  (disclaimer:this opinion is subject to change should the media decide to update the terrorist stereotype to accommodate our next military action or series of action toys/movies)

just like [korea=axis of evil] and [china=friend].

you see, the difference is that korea manufactures weapons and sells them to unsavory people, they have a non-democratic oppressive government and all kinds of human rights abuses, they also make their neighbors very nervous whereas china....um.....they uh......well....well they do a lot of business with us so they they must be ok.....right?

huh....ask my grandfather-in-law, mr. kuang, why he can't see so good out of his right eye someday....or what it's like to watch your wife being beaten.

i'll be more behind this anti-terrorist crusade when we start applying it without hypocrasy.

i got no problem tearing around the world kicking bad-guy bellybutton but unless we are unpolitical about it it isnt 100% on the level and thats how we should always be.

adopting a standard and sticking to it would raise some sticky 'sitchiations' though wouldnt it?

there are swarms of irish in america - it's gonna sway our policies in the same way that the hordes of jews here sway our policies toward israel.

i think the fact that the uk's interests are in a tiny corner of the island of ireland makes it worse. our concept of manifest destiny seems to support the militants. if there was no northern ireland and they were crossing the channel there to commit terrorist acts you'd get more support.

just politics - just more of the same.

ready! aim!  flame! ;)
Title: How Euros view how the US views the...
Post by: bigUC on February 21, 2002, 04:38:45 PM
And in the spirit of patriotism:
(http://folk.uio.no/lassefa/norway.gif)
Flame me!
Title: Re: Funked's World
Post by: straffo on February 22, 2002, 06:33:28 AM
Quote
Originally posted by funkedup
As a true 'Murrican I needed to show how we really view the rest of you.
(http://www.raf303.org/funked/world1.gif)


ROTFL :)

Especially the ANARTICA :D
Title: How Euros view how the US views the...
Post by: Dawvgrid on February 22, 2002, 07:18:45 AM
Quote
Originally posted by bigUC
And in the spirit of patriotism:
(http://folk.uio.no/lassefa/norway.gif)
Flame me!
I think you hit it spot on ,,,BIG :D
Title: By way of rebuttal, I offer you....
Post by: Sikboy on February 22, 2002, 08:27:13 AM
The Vandals
Song: Euro-Barge
Album: Hitler Bad, Vandals Good

Here in America, respect your fellow man - Some foreign cultures don't understand - We got this little rule and it's called elbow room - Pertaining to the spacial occupancy you consume - If I'm in front of line, then you should stay behind - Until I get my iceless soda. - It's such a simple thing. It's called first come first serve - Wooden clogs that smash my feet I really don't deserve - In every region it seems there's a legion of impatient close talking - slime, that cut in line. - Barge me with your walkin' spray me with your talkin' - I am the ambassador of kick your assador - What's your affinity for my vicinity. - There's plenty room here in your country - It's just etiquette to use deodorant. - Maybe smelling bad's the way you choose to represent - Boozy and stinkin' I smell what your thinkin' - I just need a little more space Get out my face - Barge me with your walkin', spray me with your talkin' - Back the diddly up bellybutton hole shut your bread & cheese hole - Tryin' to make myself clear, give me just a foot here - You offend my sinus, I'll kick your royal highness - I'll see your Euro-barge by friend, and raise you one Ugly American - Barge me with your walkin' spray me with your talkin' - Push you out of the way sock you in the pate' - Step right off you inbred, hygiene like a deadhead - I am the ambassador, of diddlyin' kick your assador!
SCHNELL!