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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: AKDejaVu on February 22, 2002, 05:50:32 PM
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http://www.dbstaines.com/dave/2001_acura.htm
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And not one fingerprint?..That sucks..hope you get a shiny new one Dejavu..
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Damnit. Where are the pics of the strippers? :D
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Man that sucks.
I was ready to kill somebody for prying the Si badge off my Civic. If they did what happened to your car... I'd end up in jail. :)
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Wow....
Amazing that they went to all that effort and left a speaker in the right rear.
I hope they catch the bastards...that would make me very angry :mad:
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Amazing that they went to all that effort and left a speaker in the right rear.
They left both of the rear speakers.
They left quite a bit of stuff all in excellent condition.
AKDejaVu
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what a crappy car. Im sure the crooks got disgusted with it and left it to keep on rotting
;)
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You would think the car thieves would have been spotted by the police driving a car at night without a hood, doors or headlights.
Figures, when you need a cop he's sitting in a donut shop.
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Hate to tell you this,but they also stole some of the drywall off your garage.
NUTTZ
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What bastards. At least they didn't steal his condom, it's right there on the floor. It looks like they may have used it tho...
Hey, what about the strippers?????C'mon, man, bring on the STRIPPERS!!!! aaaaAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOooooooouuu uuuuuu
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But where Rau and I live... we just leave the keys in the car..
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ROFLMAO!!
Originally posted by NUTTZ
Hate to tell you this,but they also stole some of the drywall off your garage.
NUTTZ
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That's not my garage. For some reason, they don't deliver the vehicle to your house when they impound it.. they prefer an impound yard. Seems this impound yard had a garage.
What bastards. At least they didn't steal his condom, it's right there on the floor. It looks like they may have used it tho...
If you're looking at what I think you're looking at.. you flatter me. I'm no Don Johnson you know.
AKDejaVu
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Where are the strippers AK??????I've searched this entire thread and the only boob I've seen is Sandman. (j/k, Sandman) I DEMAND the strippers you promised!!!
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I happen to know someone who just came across the exact same parts you're looking for I'll check and see if he can work a good deal for ya :)
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well its japanese car so who cares :)
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Figures, when you need a cop he's sitting in a donut shop
Not in Portland, it got so bad here the mayor banned cops from donut shops while in uniform (no joke)
In Portland they sit and make sure there's no trouble at the tittie bar.
;)
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Originally posted by Elfenwolf
Where are the strippers AK??????I've searched this entire thread and the only boob I've seen is Sandman. (j/k, Sandman) I DEMAND the strippers you promised!!!
Nevermind...
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neverminded
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Originally posted by Sandman_SBM
Nevermind...
So what did I miss Sandman?
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Originally posted by Elfenwolf
So what did I miss Sandman?
Some would call it... PORN?:D
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Sandman made a disparaging comment about your mother.
SOB
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Originally posted by SOB
Sandman made a disparaging comment about your mother.
It was a comment AND a picture involving his mother.
AKDejaVu
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My MAMA?? Sandman was talking bout my MAMA??? Oh man, what a lousy thread THIS turned out to be! First there's no stripper pictures as promised by AK, then Sandman talks about my Mama!
The only reason I even wanted to see the strippers anyway is because my wife put a block on all Internet sites except this one and Online Teletubies after she caught me surfing porn sites.
I don't know who is colder- AK for advertising nonexistant pictures, Sandman for macking on my MAMA, or my wife for putting a block on my Internet access. I am a victim here. All I know is that I really wanted to see some naked boobies, and instead all I got wa...hey, wait a second...DejaVu didn't say STRIPPERS...He said STRIPERS!! Well, that's different. A "striper" is either a kind of Bass or a guy who paints lines in parking lots. Either way I don't care enough about Stripers to look at fish pictures or some dude painting out parking spaces.
Nevermind.
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After seeing those pics, I'm thinking you may want to invest in an idea that I'm bouncing around.
A new form of car alarm.
A 13" meatal phallic shaped rod is installed on a pnematic piston under the drivers seat.
Upon the engine starting the auto operator has 30 seconds to disarm the gadget via thumbprint verification on a tamper proof touchpad.
If the system is not disarmed the "Violator™" lunges up thru the seat impaling the car thief in the rectum, forcing his head up and aginst the interior roof of the auto. This will place his feet out of range of the brake and gas pedals, thereby unable to operate the auto.
As a warning to car thieves a sticker is placed statigically that states;
"Trespassers will be VIOLATED"
For more information on investing in the "Violator™" contact me at violators R us.com
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You could have the security system we discovered on this old Cushman scooter when I was a kid.
The thing was a worn out piece of crap but great fun for us, until the day I (being the largest and therefore heaviest of my friends) discovered the critical design flaw/security system.
The seat was over the engine, and being an old piece of crap the upholstery was worn off and the seat was just foam rubber, some springs and a couple feet of duct tape.
So one day I hit a fairly large bump on this thing, the springs compress, the seat goes down, the sparkplug pokes it's was up through the foam to nestle viciously between the cheeks.
Now that could be incorporated into one effective security system.
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Accusation: Dude.. you are a tightass!
Reply: Technically, its not tight... its cauterized.
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I like the James Bond security system
Someone tugs on the locked door, the car explodes :eek:
Seriously,
What's insurance saying? Rebuild or buy new?
As for me, I drive a Saturn Sports Coupe (the ultimate oxymoron). I could leave it running with a neon "STEAL ME" sign and they wouldn't take it without a bribe!
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The car is totalled. No doubt about it. The insurance company isn't even going to fight that.
Now we begin the process of determining "fair market value". My first impression is its somewhere around $20k. They haven't given me an estimate yet.
In the meantime. They are running an internal investigation to make sure I'm not trying to pull an insurance scam. Things just worked out too well for me... they HAVE to investigate that. I don't blame them at all. There are too many people willing to steal virtually anything these days. Its pretty sad actually. This will turn out to be a "victimless" crime (except to the insurance company)... but somehow I still feel like a victim. For some reason, I feel the same way about virtually every other "victimless" crime that people try to justify in some flippant way. Oh well... putting the soapbox away.
In the mean time.. I have to decide what I want to do about the car payment. I'm not a big fan of paying on something that is totalled, so I hope things are settled before the 14th of next month (so I don't go 1 month overdue).
AKDejaVu
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Show the bank these pictures. I mean, I'm a credit union user myself, but wouldn't any rational bank realize that you are working with the insurance company at the moment and give you a break til the investigation is complete?
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Damn, sorry to hear that Deja. :(
Ya know, if this had been a BMW, it would have never happened like that....instead, the whole damn car would have never been found! :D
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http://www.hwysafety.org/news_releases/2001/pr052301.htm
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Originally posted by AKDejaVu
The car is totalled. No doubt about it. The insurance company isn't even going to fight that.
Now we begin the process of determining "fair market value". My first impression is its somewhere around $20k. They haven't given me an estimate yet.
In the meantime. They are running an internal investigation to make sure I'm not trying to pull an insurance scam. Things just worked out too well for me... they HAVE to investigate that. I don't blame them at all. There are too many people willing to steal virtually anything these days. Its pretty sad actually. This will turn out to be a "victimless" crime (except to the insurance company)... but somehow I still feel like a victim. For some reason, I feel the same way about virtually every other "victimless" crime that people try to justify in some flippant way. Oh well... putting the soapbox away.
In the mean time.. I have to decide what I want to do about the car payment. I'm not a big fan of paying on something that is totalled, so I hope things are settled before the 14th of next month (so I don't go 1 month overdue).
AKDejaVu
Heya AK, All kidding aside, call the people who hold the title to your car. They'll want the police report, so call them RIGHT AWAY and fax it to them and they should put a "hold" onto your account so you don't trash out your credit.
With determining "fair market value," remember the insurance adjuster will try to get you to sign off for as little as he can. Start searching the want ads for a similar car. Find the most expensive ads you can find, circle them with a high liter and save those for your meeting with the insurance company.
Also dig all of your reciepts out for anything extra you put on your car- CD player, sport wheels, air induction system, leopard print seat covers, whatever- and also compile a detailed list of all the CDs you lost (just saying "100 CDs" won't do it. They'll want to know titles and artists, too.), plus anything else of value that might have been in the car- fishing poles, condoms, whatever.
The insurance adjuster will offer you low to middle blue book value for your loss. Remind him blue book is the wholesale price, NOT retail, and present him with all the car ads you have so dilligently collected asking quite a bit for a comperable Honda.
Then show him all your documentation for all your after market additions, shed a tear and talk about just how perfect you kept your car, and how you'll never be able to afford another one as nice.
Most of all, BE PATIENT. I don't know what your policy says, but if you're entitled to a rental car until this is cleared up insist on one as nice as your Honda. Don't let them put you in a Yugo. If they're paying for a rental that costs a bit more the adjustor will be willing to settle quicker. Don't let them squeeze you into settling for less than you're entitled to.
Remember, the adjustor works for the insurance company, not you. He is not your friend, he is your adversary. His job is to get you to accept as little as he can. Your job is to get as much as you can. Good luck, and keep me posted. (Oh, BTW, I had my 1982 Mazda RX7 ripped off back in 85 or so. Totally sucked. I also had my house burgled 2 years ago. Of course the adjustor implied it was an inside job and made me compile a list of over 400 CDs I lost. It was BS and I ended up getting about 50 cents on the dollar for my loss.)