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Post by: Ripsnort on February 25, 2002, 08:34:57 AM
(http://home.earthlink.net/~ripsnort/Funnys/CargoDoorDC8-63F1.jpg)
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Post by: Ripsnort on February 25, 2002, 08:36:25 AM
"Marines solve the problem of El Queda(sp) prisoner  over-population."
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Post by: Superfly on February 25, 2002, 08:41:18 AM
"You're too low you dweeb!  You gotta be higher to drop drunks!"
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Post by: Ripsnort on February 25, 2002, 08:46:29 AM
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Originally posted by SUPERFLY
"You're too low you dweeb!  You gotta be higher to drop drunks!"


LOL, that should be "The caption most often heard in AH." :D
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Post by: Mathman on February 25, 2002, 08:50:37 AM
 "Your door is ajar"

 "Your door is ajar"

 "Your door is ajar"

 "Your door is ajar"

 "Your door is ajar"

 "Your door is ajar"

...
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Post by: NATEDOG on February 25, 2002, 08:57:59 AM
OK, on the count of 3, jump!
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Post by: K West on February 25, 2002, 09:06:39 AM
Dulles opens the worlds first "fly thu" liquor store!
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Post by: Apache on February 25, 2002, 09:08:07 AM
Stewardess 1 to stewardess 2: "Ever had the feeling you forgot something?"
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Post by: Ripsnort on February 25, 2002, 09:10:24 AM
"Control tower to flight 501, your barn door is open"
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Post by: Skuzzy on February 25, 2002, 09:10:55 AM
Int the news: "Ripsnort farts in cabin, flight crew finds unique solution!"
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Post by: Ripsnort on February 25, 2002, 09:17:57 AM
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Originally posted by Skuzzy
Int the news: "Ripsnort farts in cabin, flight crew finds unique solution!"


If that had happened, that would have looked like the Space shuttle Challenger disaster! :D
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Post by: Dune on February 25, 2002, 09:36:52 AM
"A beautiful day to fly with the top down."

And much safer than when that United on the way from Hawaii did it.
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Post by: CyranoAH on February 25, 2002, 09:39:51 AM
"I could have sworn I heard someone knocking..."

Daniel
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Post by: -dead- on February 25, 2002, 09:44:36 AM
This is taking the whole "just in time" delivery thing too damn far
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Post by: Creamo on February 25, 2002, 12:36:25 PM
Im not sure about a caption, but how in the hell is that possible?
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Post by: NATEDOG on February 25, 2002, 01:21:02 PM
Left turn Clyde.
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Post by: mason22 on February 25, 2002, 01:22:00 PM
AUSTRALIAN for "Sun Roof"
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Post by: jan on February 25, 2002, 01:46:01 PM
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Originally posted by Skuzzy
Int the news: "Ripsnort farts in cabin, flight crew finds unique solution!"


isnīt that what they commonly refer to as 'biological warfare'? *fg*
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Post by: Tac on February 25, 2002, 02:34:47 PM
(tasteless, apology in advance)

Damnit Ahmed, the OTHER door!
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Post by: SOB on February 25, 2002, 03:24:30 PM

"Attention ultra-low fare customers: we've now reached our drop altitude of 500ft, so we would like to ask you to please prepare to de-board the aircraft in an orderly fashion.  We hope you enjoyed your flight, and thank you for flying with Southwest airlines."
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Post by: Udie at Work on February 25, 2002, 03:28:36 PM
"Russian Olympics team takes off for their short... er... long journey home."
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Post by: Wilbus on February 25, 2002, 04:07:36 PM
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Left turn Clyde.


LOL

love the movie
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Post by: RightF00T on February 27, 2002, 07:50:35 PM
Febreze Airlines: The more you fly it the more you love it.
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Post by: cheetah6 on February 27, 2002, 09:38:34 PM
"Troops Away!"
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Post by: easymo on February 27, 2002, 10:30:02 PM
Screaming. "Praise be to Allah"  Ackmed yanks open the door.  The in flight movie was Lord Of the Rings.  So no one noticed that Ackmed was gone.
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Post by: SirLoin on February 27, 2002, 11:14:52 PM
"Never fails!..When ever a movie gets interesting,some idiot always opens his window blind!!!"
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Post by: john9001 on February 27, 2002, 11:23:40 PM
Acme airlines trys to improve it's turn around time
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Post by: maddog1 on February 28, 2002, 11:01:08 AM
Smoking section......

I told you not to tell her you were married!


What are the lift vectors now Andy!

I told him twice not to use his cell phone till we landed.....

I'm going to be first in the rental car line

when we get to the drive thru window I want a big mac combo

Before you complain, let me tell you about the companys open door policy.....

OK passengers, the one who gets the water ballon closest to the outer marker gets a free headset for the movie...

Flight attenent; He called me a potato
                          I opened the door
                           3B is no more!

OK I'll slow down, you grap her purse...

Do you have to moon the tower every time!

I told you to load the latest Via 4 in 1

DX8.1 will solve that.....

This new XP navigation sys still has some bugs....