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General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: Kronos on February 28, 2002, 11:10:44 AM
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1. Be a general in your own right, and say everyone must follow you. No one else is allowed to have a different opinion, your way is best.
2. Fight rooks to a standstill, while you let bishops take your land and your sheep with no resistance. Do not let those few errant knights con you into defending against the horde of bishops attacking your land, it is only a ruse.
3. You always know best, your way of playing the game is the only right way to play it. You must shoot your mouth off at your fellow countrymen, because you don't understand why he/she is not doing what your doing.
4. The field you are attacking is more important than even the HQ, although it is halfway across the map with 50 rooks defending it. Yes, it's more important than the large base RIGHT next to knight's HQ that 5 bishops are sneaking as you wrestle with the hordes of rook defenders, struggling to get this field with which there is no coordination to take and the town keep coming up just as ur drunks are dropping in.
5. You must curse every n1k2, spit, LA7, F4u, a6m5, p51, 109, 190, f6f, p38, p47, 205, 202, tempest, and me262 that outfights, outturns, outruns, of just does something u dont expect and shoots u down.
6. You must brag about how good you are whenever you shoot down any of the planes listed in 5 above on channel 1. You must tell rooks and bishops how knightland has all the best pilots, and that the rooks and bishops only get anywhere becuase they take the "uber" planes.
7. On the off chance that knights are on the way to a reset, and have a field advantage, you must do everything in your power to make sure that knight's stumble, fall, loose thier coordination, so that bishops can sneak up and win the reset against the rooks, or vice versa. Knights are not allowed to win resets anymore.
8. In the most likely event that knights are losing, you must go on channel 1 and complain incessantly about the "bishrook alliance" and the fact that combined the bishrooks have a 2 to 1 advantage over knights, and that is why they are winning. They would not win if they would fight each other and quit declaring these truces all the time to gangbang the knights. It's obviously a conspiracy to make the knights loose the game.
9. You must complain about how un-coordinated knights are, from the moment you log in until the moment you log out. Never Ever do check 6 calls, because it might mess up the bag you have, even when the con is only 500 yds away from his query, and ur 3 km out. It's very important that you let that knight get shot down so that con wont see you and you can kill him.
10. You must post on AH BBS complaining about knights.
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That's funny:)
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Well Kronos, you certainly cleared a few things up for me :)
I have been wondering whats up with the irrational fixation on Rooks by Kinigits.
And then while being heavily engaged (as a Rook) against the Bish, to read on CH1 that I/We Rooks are engaged in an alliance with the Bish
Still, some of what you say may be true of the Bish and Rooks also. I gota tell ya, there are nights when the Rooks that are up seem to be unable to shoot themselves out of their own way, and every squad has their own idea of how to carry on the struggle for the greater glory of their squad :)
So, what the hay! Its the MA right? :D
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bud sadly IT'S ALL TRUE! :eek: :D
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11. You must post on AH BBS complaining about being knight.
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Oh well, "wash and polish P-47s and then sweep floors" -thing again, right? :D
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LOL – you did very well.
Not that I’m gonna bag on knights, just saying I’ve seen everyone of your 10 at one time or another :).
Zippatuh
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As one who has hopped from country to country a bit, I'd have to say these rules apply to all three at times. Trust me when I say they are a lot more alike than they are different! Including:
12. If player XXXX (one of the shakers and movers) puts up missions everyone jumps in and a bunch of base taking transpires. When HE logs, everyone goes back to the standard lemming method.
GronK
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Gee, looks like I qualify for being a Knight, except for #10. :)
But unfortunately I fly Bishop. :D
Actually I bet the same things would match the Rooks, I see a lot of simulaties in the Bish camp :)
Have a good'un
AKEagle+
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Nice campaign for the rooks Kronos, :D
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Those that look for the bad, tend to find it.
I look for the good, and it is all around!!
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Originally posted by Don
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Still, some of what you say may be true of the Bish and Rooks also. I gota tell ya, there are nights when the Rooks that are up seem to be unable to shoot themselves out of their own way, and every squad has their own idea of how to carry on the struggle for the greater glory of their squad :)
This is all part of the Rook plan to lull you into a false sense of confidence.
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LOL!!! Aren't we all similar!! :D
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All the more reason to come to the CT arena!
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as a rook.. I like to kill red planes. I look for the best and quickest way to do that.
lazs