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General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: FLS on March 03, 2002, 03:19:16 PM
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I hit you with skill
you hit me with luck
I rule the skies
while you simply suck
If you watch me fly
you'll know I am great
except when my target
won't co-operate
Your choice of aircraft
shows how bad you are
if you hadn't killed me
you'd know I'm a star
When I dove upon you
you would have been dead
but one of your buddies
shot me down instead
The head-on is weak
you haven't a clue
to shoot me like that
when I turned to you
You turn and burn dweeb
you really are lame
when I fly a fast plane
you should do the same
And why does my fast plane
go so damn slow
that slower planes catch me?
I really don't know
You cowardly runner
come back here and play
now I've got a turner
I'd win if you stay
I bet all you buffer's
don't know how to fight
you'd never have got me
with guns modeled right
This game must be porked
it's clear when I fly
or you are a hacker
why else would I die?
I hit you with skill
you hit me with luck
I rule the skies
while you simply suck
--)-FLS----
Musketeers
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ROFL!!!! oh man :)
that is just great!
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Good, really good :)
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Originally posted by FLS
I hit you with skill
you hit me with luck
I rule the skies
while you simply suck
Excellent.
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Try that to the tune of the bloody red baron.
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An instant classic!
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Hey, I like that, here is something I did a while ago.
Ode to Newbie & Dweeb
The Dweeb felt mighty important that day
Flying so high in the clouds during play.
He felt so important up there in the blue
That he started in bragging, as Dweebs often do.
And he boasted out loud, as he threw out his chest,
"Of all of the pilots in the arena, I am the best!
In the main arena while up in the sky
No pilot lives who flies better than I!"
"What's that?" growled a voice that was terribly gruff.
"Now why do you say such ridiculous stuff?"
He checked on the radar and saw a Newbie at 9 O'Clock low
"I'm best of the pilots," said the Newbie. "Ain't that so?"
"You're not!" snapped the Dweeb. "I'm better than you!"
"Pooh!" the Newbie snorted. "Again I say Pooh!
You talk mighty big, Mr Dweeb. That's true.
But how can you prove it? Just what can you DO?"
"Hmmmm..." thought the Dweeb,
"Now what CAN I do...?"
He thought and he thought. Then he finally said,
"Mr. Newbie, I challenge you, let's go Head to Head!
My skills are so keen and my reflexes fine,
No Newbie in the world can out ACM mine!"
"Humpf!" the Newbie grunted, as he checked all his gear.
"You say you are good," said the Newbie with a sneer,
"so now we shall prove it right now and right here!"
"I'll prove it," said the Dweeb, "my skills are the best.
Be prepared to hit the silk, because I'll prove it by test."
Then he pulled back the stick until his nose came up high,
and pointed straight up at the blue of the sky.
He pushed the throttle open as wide as he could.
"I'm gonna toast your butt!" he said, "You’d better be good!"
The Newbie, for a moment, just flew straight and flat
For he knew that his Zeke couldn't do things like that.
"This Dweeb," he thought, "won't make a fool out of me.
Now I've got to prove that I'm better than he."
So he said to the Dweeb, "You turn pretty well.
"Now lets see you evade these cannons from hell!"
"I'm the greatest!” the Dweeb yelled, “The Aces High community has seen.”
"When I've dealt with your cannons I'll wipe your clock clean!".
Now off in the distance way up in the sky,
An Ace pilot was lurking with a very keen eye.
"Ohhh Look," said the Ace "what's this I can see?
A very nice snack to have for my tea."
The dogfighting pilots, lost in a fight of their own.
Suspected nothing and thought they were alone.
"My God!" snapped the Newbie. The Dweeb growled "Oh No!"
As the Ace swooped in to catch them both slow.
The Dweeb who was looping dived for the ack.
Two hits left him smoking and forced him to turn back.
The Newbie was lucky, and that saved his face,
but within moments they had both fallen under the guns of the Ace!
"Now, Boys," said the Ace, "you've been bragging a lot.
You both think you are great. But I think you are not.
You're not half as good as a pilot like me.
You may have good BFM skills, but how well did you SEE?
Situational awareness should be taken as read!
You guys didn't know that and ended up dead."
Then he pushed on the stick, rolled his P-38L to one side
And he opened the throttle... he opened it wide.
And he looked far away with a strange sort of stare.
For he was king of the sky and master of the air.
In passing I will suggest a moral that's true.
Poor Newbie and Dweeb with nothing better to do,
than fly there and argue who is better than who.
Were but for chance, any one of you.
So....
When we're flying in the arena and overcome by the glory.
Let's all think back to the point of this story!
Leon “Badboy” Smith
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"Now, Boys," said the Ace, "you've been bragging a lot.
You both think you are great. But I think you are not.
You're not half as good as a pilot like me.
You may have good BFM skills, but how well did you SEE?
Situational awareness should be taken as read!
You guys didn't know that and ended up dead."
Then he pushed on the stick, rolled his P-38L to one side
And he opened the throttle... he opened it wide.
And he looked far away with a strange sort of stare.
For he was king of the sky and master of the air.
Then suddenly his plane did shudder and jerk
For above him another had chosen to lurk
And as he was contemplating his glory
Another did rewrite the end of his story
The moral here as you all can see
and it's just as true for you as me
No matter how skilled is the flyer
Beware of those who climbed up higher
:D
Nice piece Badboy.
--)-FLS----
Musketeers
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Nice prose all .
Really liked that last ending , hehe , more real to life in the MA .:D
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Excellant FLS, and so true.
Dago
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Badboy, first one I read from you, very very good! Please bring more of them :)
FLS, this is the second time I've seen something like this from you, as it is now I don't think you'll ever stop surprise me and amuse me with your texts, they are simply exelent, please write some more :)
Both!
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Well,I woke up in the mornin'
Jumped inside a plane
I looked at the pretty graphics
But where is the campaign?
I'm tired and think I'm getting bored...
I ain't gonna buy Microsoft no more
Well,I tried the multiplayer
But no co-op missions is pretty lame
And when your roll rate dies on a cowl hit
It drives me insane!
It's a shame the way they pushed this out the door
I ain't gonna buy Microsoft no more!
Well,I asked Microsoft if they're gonna fix this
I asked them as nice as can be
I Told them what people want
They said "Don't worry,it'll be fixed in CFS3"
It's a shame when good people are ignored...
I ain't gonna buy Microsoft no more!
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"Kill Agains Island"
Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale
A tale of a fateful blip
That started from this local host
Aboard this tiny chip
The user was a mighty flying man
His ISP reliable and sure
5 packets were sent out that day
For an internet routing tour
An internet routing tour
The internet started getting rough
The tiny ISP was tossed
If not for the courage of the peerage crew
The packets would be lost
The packets would be lost
The flyer set down on the beach of this
Uncharted desert isle
To kill again
They're dweebies, true
The boom and zoomer
And his life
The buffer staaaaaaaarr
The spit-dweeb and the stang that ran
Here on Kill Again's Isle.
<30 mins or so of humorous flights>
Now this is the tale of our flying man
He'll play for a long, long time
He'll have to shake the best of wings
Turning on a dime
He's first-rate, and slippery, too
Trying his very best
To make his enemies uncomfortable
In their hornet's nest
No vox, no stick,
No 3d art, not a single luxury
Like any unwired residence
It's primitive as can be
So join us each week my friends
And you're sure to die in a while
By the mouse-flying experten
Here on Kill Again's Isle
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lol! ALL saved. Thanks folks. :D
Westy
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LOL, very nice all, :D