Aces High Bulletin Board
General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Ripsnort on March 04, 2002, 01:31:00 PM
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He does not have a beer gut;
He has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.
He is not quiet;
He is a CONVERSATIONAL MINIMALIST.
He is not stupid;
He suffers from MINIMAL CRANIAL DEVELOPMENT.
He does not get lost;
He DISCOVERS ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.
He is not balding;
He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION.
He is not a cradle robber;
He prefers GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS.
He does not get falling-down drunk;
He becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL.
He does not act like a total ass;
He develops a case of RECTAL CRANIAL INVERSION.
He is not short;
He is ANATOMICALLY COMPACT.
He does not constantly talk about cars;
He has a VEHICULAR ADDICTION.
He is not unsophisticated;
He is SOCIALLY MALFORMED.
He does not eat like a pig;
He suffers from REVERSE BULIMIA.
He does not hog the blankets;
He is THERMALLY UNAPPRECIATIVE.
He is not a male chauvinist pig;
He has SWINE EMPATHY.
He doesn't have a dirty mind;
He has INTROSPECTIVE PORNOGRAPHIC MOMENTS.
He is not afraid of commitment;
He is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED.
Thank you,
DNC
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Not clumsy just nimbly challenged
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Well I hope those of you who are "Democratically Challenged" will obtain a "Partisan Feeling of Unity" from these obvious attempts at "Judgmentally Enhanced Whiticisms".
GOP
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I don't think you're all diddlyheads -- I'm just SENSITIVITY-CHALLENGED.
diddlyheads.
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check out the song 'issues' by The Offspring.
i love the verse,
she talks about closure and that validation bit
I don't mean to be insensitive i just really hate that toejam