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Title: Those poor kittens :(
Post by: Animal on March 07, 2002, 08:29:29 AM: (http://home.earthlink.net/~nohup/public_html/img/kitten.jpeg)

SOB, stop the genocide!!!
Title: Those poor kittens :(
Post by: Hortlund on March 07, 2002, 08:38:53 AM: ROFLMAO!! :D

time to kill a kitten...
Title: Those poor kittens :(
Post by: Creamo on March 07, 2002, 08:39:25 AM: Heh, Oregon Veterinarian clinics seek federal aide, layoffs approaching 99%. Cat population federally protected, “Save the Owl” funds diverted to donate for kitty cause.

SOB responds to the media onslaught, “I have binoculars, I see perfectly well."

Source- CNN- 2/07/03
Title: Those poor kittens :(
Post by: Superfly on March 07, 2002, 08:50:19 AM: LOL!!!!!!!
Title: Those poor kittens :(
Post by: Dawvgrid on March 07, 2002, 09:04:05 AM: If we were at war with kitten`s,I would be a warcriminal:D
Title: Those poor kittens :(
Post by: Animal on March 07, 2002, 09:15:24 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Dawvgrid
If we were at war with kitten`s,I would be a warcriminal:D

lol.
sidenote - those things chasing the kitty are hilarious and strangely arousing
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Post by: Qnm on March 07, 2002, 09:20:39 AM: (http://taenia.homestead.com/files/kitty_fly.gif)
Smooth as a dora dropping to the deck.
Title: Those poor kittens :(
Post by: SOB on March 07, 2002, 09:40:30 AM: That ain't nuthin', you should see the aftermath when I skip the hand and go strait for the kitten! :eek:

SOB

here, kitty kitty kitty . . .
Title: Those poor kittens :(
Post by: Elfenwolf on March 07, 2002, 10:43:33 AM: Who says you can't train cats? I trained my cat to run for his life.
Title: Those poor kittens :(
Post by: easymo on March 07, 2002, 12:20:00 PM: "those things chasing the kitty are hilarious and strangely arousing"

They look like little Monica lewinskys, going on duty.
Title: Those poor kittens :(
Post by: NATEDOG on March 07, 2002, 12:28:28 PM: I feel so bad now, it seems I've killed three kittens in the past two days, and was planning to kill another tonight. :D
Title: Those poor kittens :(
Post by: Yeager on March 07, 2002, 12:57:19 PM: I havent laughed like that in years!

Kitten heaven is packed!
Title: Those poor kittens :(
Post by: funkedup on March 07, 2002, 02:04:34 PM: Those critters chasing the kitty are arousing? Animal, aren't you the one who had sex with your IBM HDD?
Title: Those poor kittens :(
Post by: Ozark on March 07, 2002, 02:11:45 PM: I guess there really is more that one way to skin a cat.
Title: Those poor kittens :(
Post by: mrfish on March 07, 2002, 04:33:47 PM: man i've killed 3 kittens on a "heavy-day";)
Title: Those poor kittens :(
Post by: CyranoAH on March 07, 2002, 05:50:09 PM: Ooooops one more!

Send my condolences. :D

Daniel
Title: Those poor kittens :(
Post by: Elfenwolf on March 07, 2002, 05:54:37 PM: Quote
Originally posted by mrfish
man i've killed 3 kittens on a "heavy-day";)

Mr. Fish don't lie now. I'll bet you can't kill more than three kittens a week.
Title: Those poor kittens :(
Post by: Charon on March 07, 2002, 07:07:00 PM: I could have covered Soldiers' Field in kitten fur my freshman year in High School. Oh the Humanity!

Charon
Title: Those poor kittens :(
Post by: gavor on March 07, 2002, 08:54:56 PM: lol.

nice one Animal. I might start a squadron called 'Kitty Killers'.
Title: Those poor kittens :(
Post by: Animal on March 07, 2002, 10:57:08 PM: Quote
Originally posted by funkedup
Those critters chasing the kitty are arousing? Animal, aren't you the one who had sex with your IBM HDD?

If having sex with my expensive computer hardware is a sin, then SEND ME TO HELL, cause I'm gonna buy a Geforce 4 soon...
Title: kitten chicken
Post by: chance-airwolf on March 07, 2002, 11:43:46 PM: Elfin,
My favorite is to play chicken with the neighbor's cats and the Goodyear's on my car. Every trash day, I see them in the street next to the curb ripping into the garbage. As I pull out of the driveway and begin to accelerate towards them, I wonder... how long will they sit and stare at my approaching car before they jump out of the way... round and round the Hefty bag, the kitty tries to evade the Goodyear....... pop goes the cranium.
My kill ratio isn't as high as it should be.
Chance
Title: Those poor kittens :(
Post by: texace on March 08, 2002, 09:24:26 AM: I had a ban night and killed 5 of 'em in about 3 hours... Kinda remindes me of that old saying...what is it?

"It's not the length and it's not the SIZE ...it's how many times you can make it RISE!!! "

:D:D:D:D:D

:P
Title: Those poor kittens :(
Post by: loser on March 08, 2002, 11:27:37 AM: 9 kittens, one day, bout 6 hours... funny it seems you can make a bet on anything

:D
Title: Re: kitten chicken
Post by: mrfish on March 08, 2002, 11:52:37 AM: Quote
Originally posted by chance-airwolf
Elfin,
My favorite is to play chicken with the neighbor's cats and the Goodyear's on my car. Every trash day, I see them in the street next to the curb ripping into the garbage. As I pull out of the driveway and begin to accelerate towards them, I wonder... how long will they sit and stare at my approaching car before they jump out of the way... round and round the Hefty bag, the kitty tries to evade the Goodyear....... pop goes the cranium.
My kill ratio isn't as high as it should be.
Chance

you see it's not all texans that keep the moron stereotype going, just a few choice ones.
Title: Re: kitten chicken
Post by: Elfenwolf on March 08, 2002, 12:33:56 PM: Quote
Originally posted by chance-airwolf
Elfin,
My favorite is to play chicken with the neighbor's cats and the Goodyear's on my car. Every trash day, I see them in the street next to the curb ripping into the garbage. As I pull out of the driveway and begin to accelerate towards them, I wonder... how long will they sit and stare at my approaching car before they jump out of the way... round and round the Hefty bag, the kitty tries to evade the Goodyear....... pop goes the cranium.
My kill ratio isn't as high as it should be.
Chance

Chance, Get wider tires and try to lead the cats a bit more and I'm sure your kill ratio will improve.
Title: Those poor kittens :(
Post by: Tac on March 08, 2002, 01:00:55 PM: Those that are unable to send one to heaven are punished to ride ....

(http://www.hitechcreations.com/models/images/f6f5.gif)
Title: For Real Kitten Lovers
Post by: TMAW on March 08, 2002, 01:11:16 PM: Oriental Cat Art (http://www.bonsaikitten.com)

Tinman
Title: Those poor kittens :(
Post by: NATEDOG on March 08, 2002, 02:31:14 PM: dude that's messed up!
Title: Those poor kittens :(
Post by: loser on March 08, 2002, 03:23:02 PM: NATEDOG fortunately it is fake and as serious as that ninja website.
Title: Those poor kittens :(
Post by: SirLoin on March 08, 2002, 03:28:42 PM: Anybody remember that seventies fad of Cat Juggling?