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Title: Charges filed after man dies while stuck in windshield two days
Post by: milnko on March 10, 2002, 04:50:21 PM
Buried on the back page of our local newspaper was this story outta Fort Worth, Texas.

A woman (Chante J. Mallard, 25yo, a nurses aide) hit a homeless man with her car while driving home.

37yo Gregory Biggs was struck by Mallard's vehicle and became stuck in Mallard's broken automobile windshield, and Mallard continued to drive home to her garage where ignoring his pleas for help allowed Biggs to bleed to death over the next two days.

Upon arriving home she reportedly entered the house to have sex with her boyfriend. However she did enter the garage a few times to apologize to Biggs, but never got help for him.

After Biggs expired Mallard dumped Biggs body in a park with the help of some friends.

The medical examiner's office said Biggs suffered no internal injuries and apparently died from loss of blood and shock.

This is a true story, I was stunned when I read it. The newspaper article goes into greater detail, but the above posted hits the "high" points.
It never ceases to amaze me what man is able to do to his fellow man. Or in this case NOT do.
 
Title: Charges filed after man dies while stuck in windshield two days
Post by: texace on March 10, 2002, 05:20:53 PM
Wetback high on speed as well as drunk. I also think she was an illegal alien...not sure. Right here in my hometown... I'll never understand...
Title: Charges filed after man dies while stuck in windshield two days
Post by: SKurj on March 11, 2002, 11:31:40 AM
Now that looks like a great case for capitol punishment!!

hmm maybe thats too good for her...
put her in a Male penn...


SKurj
Title: Charges filed after man dies while stuck in windshield two days
Post by: Mickey1992 on March 11, 2002, 12:02:19 PM
Buried on the back of page four?!?  You fool, don't you know that the AH BBS is your best source for real news! :D

http://www.hitechcreations.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=47110
http://www.hitechcreations.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=47122
Title: Charges filed after man dies while stuck in windshield two days
Post by: Skuzzy on March 11, 2002, 12:12:03 PM
Unfortunately, she will not get capitol punishmentand even if she does,..it will be 7 to 15 years before it is carried out.

Stupid justice system we have, and before anyone yells its better than other alternatives, I subscribe to, "it can always be improved or made better".

And for those that cannot bring themselves to remove scum like this from our society, when an animal goes rabid, we do not hesitate to put it to death, same rule applies as far as I am concerned.
Title: Charges filed after man dies while stuck in windshield two days
Post by: midnight Target on March 11, 2002, 12:54:13 PM
Quote
Originally posted by texace
Wetback high on speed as well as drunk. I also think she was an illegal alien...not sure. Right here in my hometown... I'll never understand...


Wetback? Does that mean something in terms of what this woman did?  I'm sure you didn't really mean that.
 
 :cool:
Title: Charges filed after man dies while stuck in windshield two days
Post by: Elfenwolf on March 11, 2002, 05:49:29 PM
Chante Mallard?? Doesn't sound Mexican to me. Maybe she's an illegal Canadian Immigrent???
Title: Charges filed after man dies while stuck in windshield two days
Post by: Maverick on March 11, 2002, 06:25:41 PM
Photo published in my hometown paper showed she was black, not that that matters a bit. The color of her skin or her background has no bearing on the fact that she is responsible for the particularly cruel death of another human being.
Title: Charges filed after man dies while stuck in windshield two days
Post by: AKDejaVu on March 11, 2002, 07:37:43 PM
I heard on the radio today that she is going to get out on $250,000 bail.  I also heard they were going to go for a Murder charge.  Though, releasing someone on bail implies the death penalty will not be sought.

AKDejaVu
Title: Charges filed after man dies while stuck in windshield two days
Post by: milnko on March 11, 2002, 08:58:45 PM
Sorry about this thread fellas, didn't know SOB had already started one on this topic :o

Now, I dunno about you fellas, but I got some pretty close friends, however, I'm faily certain none of em would help me dump a corpse.

And upon reflection, I'm almost as certain that ifin' they was ta ask me ta help 'em dump a body, I'd hafta answer with an "I'll pass"

They could call me a "fair weather" friend all they wanted, but I just don't wanna be thet "close" to someone.

In fact I can't think of a single friend I'd want ta spend the next 20 years sharin' a cell with.

Seriously tho, I hope they file charges on Mallard's "little helpers" too.
Title: Charges filed after man dies while stuck in windshield two days
Post by: sling322 on March 11, 2002, 09:18:12 PM
Quote
Originally posted by milnko

Seriously tho, I hope they file charges on Mallard's "little helpers" too.


With you all the way Millie.  

Problem is, they havent found her "little helpers" yet as far as I know.  

Another rumor going around the DFW area...dont know how much truth is in it...is that the lady that went to the police and told them what she heard Ms. Mallard talking about at a party is now receiving death threats.  

Supposedly this lady heard Ms. Mallard discussing at a party how she hit this dude with her car and dumped him when he was dead and she went to the cops and told them what she heard on the understanding that her name would not be released.  Her name is all over the newspapers and now she seems to be getting death threats now....probably from Ms. Mallard's "little helpers".

Ms. Mallard's lawyer apparently made a statement last week in effect that the police and media are sensationalizing the case and it was nothing more than a simple 'failure to stop and render aid' case.  :rolleyes:
Title: Charges filed after man dies while stuck in windshield two days
Post by: Elfenwolf on March 12, 2002, 12:21:08 AM
I have resisted posting further on this subject because the Homeless Problem in America is such an emotionally charged issue, but since you brought it up I will share with you the probable scenario of this terrible, unfortunate accident....

Chante is parked at a red light, still marginally buzzed from 48 hours of doing Estacy and drinking 40s with her new lover. It's late at night, dark, and Ms. Mallard is half asleep.

Suddenly a filthy dirty rag clutched by an equally filthy dirty hand is rubbed across her windshield. The hand belongs to Greg Biggs, a local drug addict, alcoholic and homeless man. Mr. Biggs begins demanding money for "cleaning" her windshield, but all he managed to do was spread only God knows what kind of filth on the windshield of Ms. Mallard's car.

Mr. Biggs stands in front of Chante's car, screaming obsenities and demanding money, but Chante can't see Mr. Biggs because he has spread only God knows what on her windshield.

Chante, scared out of her wits yet still trying to be polite, beeps her horn twice and proceeds to drive slowly through the intersection as the light turns green. She feels a hard BANG on her hood, which I believe to be Mr. Biggs' bottle of Mad Dog 40-40, she panics, floors the accelerator and the next thing you she's face to face with Mr. Biggs.

Can any of you possibly imagine how foul Mister Biggs' breath had to be as his face was suddenly inches from hers after he smashed it through her windshield? Can you imagine the terror Ms. Mallard must have gone through on the rest of her ride home? And Mister Biggs suddenly starts demanding Medical Attention in addition to the two dollars for cleaning her windshield that he just smashed out with his face!

Thank God Chante was able to drive home safely with this raving mad man breathing his foul breath on her, his nose just inches from hers, making demands and threatining legal action against her.

Being buzzed from the Estacy and the marathon 48 hour sex session with a new lover, being light headed from the stench of Mr. Biggs' foul breath and emotionally in shock from this entire incident, Ms. Mallard passes out and sleeps for two days. She wakes up, rushes to her garage to a barely alive Mister Biggs and, realizing it is too late to save the dying man, she clutches his hand, sheds a tear and says "I'm sorry" as Mister Biggs expires. (lowers eyes, shakes head sadly at the expiration of Mr. Biggs)

Now let's talk about the character of Chante Mallard. Her friends would commit crimes and risk imprisonment for her or maybe even KILL for her, they love her so much. As Milnko said, I wish I had friends willing to go to the mat for me like Chante has. Greg Biggs? Hell, even his family didn't know where he was and there is no evidence anyone even cared.

Occupation? Chante Miller has dedicated her life to nursing, which is as noble a profession as a young lady could choose. She has made the choice to help people, whereas Greg Biggs has dedicated his life to being a burden on society as a homeless derelect armed with a greasy windshield rag.

Future? Chante Mallard has a bright future. She has loyal friends, a great career helping others and is a bright shining star other young women should emulate. Greg Mallard? He was a bum. We don't even know if he died from the terrible unfortunate accident he was responsible for or rather he died as a result of his drug and alcoholic lifestyle. He was 39 years old, and most derelicts die by 40, so what difference would a year or two make to a man like Greg Biggs given the fact he'd spend it drunk or on drugs anyway?

Chante Mallard has suffered enough. Her life, along with her car, will never be the same. Ms. Mallard is the true victim here, and I think the reason so many of you are so up in arms over this is because you are racist against African Americans.

Please, let's not try another African American in a high-profile racist attack by the Press. Let's wait for the jury to decide her guilt or innocence before we convict her. Let's not make the same mistake we made with O.J. Simpson and convict an innocent African American in the press instead of in the courthouse. Let's not ruin Chante Mallard's life- we owe OJ that much at least.

Elfenwolf for the Defense
Title: Charges filed after man dies while stuck in windshield two days
Post by: GRUNHERZ on March 12, 2002, 02:32:23 AM
No Jesse Jackson yet? What about Al Sharpton......
Title: Charges filed after man dies while stuck in windshield two days
Post by: moose on March 12, 2002, 07:13:04 AM
you guys suck

i posted this the 1st day the story came out

millie posts it like a week later

you respond to his

i quit. :mad:
Title: Charges filed after man dies while stuck in windshield two days
Post by: SOB on March 12, 2002, 07:46:20 AM
Are you sure that you posted it on the AH BBS?  Perhaps you got confused and posted it over on AGW.  :p


SOB
Title: Charges filed after man dies while stuck in windshield two days
Post by: DmdBT on March 12, 2002, 09:43:56 AM
What two words would the press be screaming if the ethnicity of the 2 people involved were reversed?

                     HATE CRIME

Lonz
Title: Charges filed after man dies while stuck in windshield two days
Post by: batdog on March 12, 2002, 09:52:11 AM
I aint saying poop.... I'm back in my black tower of doom and dismay eating my chicken pot pie cultavating a cold uncaring heart.


xBAT :p

P.S. Oh and I've a hit on a certain Wabbit.... ElmerFudd is coming for your white fluffy tail. LOL

P.S.S And Deja, yes I know there is certain madness to saying I aint gonna say poop then saying something but Philo 101 bored me to tears anyway so I dropped it..hehe.


Title: Charges filed after man dies while stuck in windshield two days
Post by: Maverick on March 12, 2002, 04:53:40 PM
Elfenwolf,

You have no need to continue to prove you have nothing of any merit to post on this board. You may desist and be content to know that all reading the AH bbs know how little you could possibly offer to anything.
Title: Charges filed after man dies while stuck in windshield two days
Post by: AKIron on March 12, 2002, 05:16:35 PM
The guy had no internal injuries, scrapes and bruises on his upper body and two broken legs. The untreated broken legs is what killed him. Reports are that if treated promptly he most likely would have been fine. Murder plain and simple.
Title: Charges filed after man dies while stuck in windshield two days
Post by: stat2000 on March 12, 2002, 05:47:52 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Elfenwolf
I have resisted posting further on this subject because the Homeless Problem in America is such an emotionally charged issue, but since you brought it up I will share with you the probable scenario of this terrible, unfortunate accident....

Chante is parked at a red light, still marginally buzzed from 48 hours of doing Estacy and drinking 40s with her new lover. It's late at night, dark, and Ms. Mallard is half asleep.

Suddenly a filthy dirty rag clutched by an equally filthy dirty hand is rubbed across her windshield. The hand belongs to Greg Biggs, a local drug addict, alcoholic and homeless man. Mr. Biggs begins demanding money for "cleaning" her windshield, but all he managed to do was spread only God knows what kind of filth on the windshield of Ms. Mallard's car.

Mr. Biggs stands in front of Chante's car, screaming obsenities and demanding money, but Chante can't see Mr. Biggs because he has spread only God knows what on her windshield.

Chante, scared out of her wits yet still trying to be polite, beeps her horn twice and proceeds to drive slowly through the intersection as the light turns green. She feels a hard BANG on her hood, which I believe to be Mr. Biggs' bottle of Mad Dog 40-40, she panics, floors the accelerator and the next thing you she's face to face with Mr. Biggs.

Can any of you possibly imagine how foul Mister Biggs' breath had to be as his face was suddenly inches from hers after he smashed it through her windshield? Can you imagine the terror Ms. Mallard must have gone through on the rest of her ride home? And Mister Biggs suddenly starts demanding Medical Attention in addition to the two dollars for cleaning her windshield that he just smashed out with his face!

Thank God Chante was able to drive home safely with this raving mad man breathing his foul breath on her, his nose just inches from hers, making demands and threatining legal action against her.

Being buzzed from the Estacy and the marathon 48 hour sex session with a new lover, being light headed from the stench of Mr. Biggs' foul breath and emotionally in shock from this entire incident, Ms. Mallard passes out and sleeps for two days. She wakes up, rushes to her garage to a barely alive Mister Biggs and, realizing it is too late to save the dying man, she clutches his hand, sheds a tear and says "I'm sorry" as Mister Biggs expires. (lowers eyes, shakes head sadly at the expiration of Mr. Biggs)

Now let's talk about the character of Chante Mallard. Her friends would commit crimes and risk imprisonment for her or maybe even KILL for her, they love her so much. As Milnko said, I wish I had friends willing to go to the mat for me like Chante has. Greg Biggs? Hell, even his family didn't know where he was and there is no evidence anyone even cared.

Occupation? Chante Miller has dedicated her life to nursing, which is as noble a profession as a young lady could choose. She has made the choice to help people, whereas Greg Biggs has dedicated his life to being a burden on society as a homeless derelect armed with a greasy windshield rag.

Future? Chante Mallard has a bright future. She has loyal friends, a great career helping others and is a bright shining star other young women should emulate. Greg Mallard? He was a bum. We don't even know if he died from the terrible unfortunate accident he was responsible for or rather he died as a result of his drug and alcoholic lifestyle. He was 39 years old, and most derelicts die by 40, so what difference would a year or two make to a man like Greg Biggs given the fact he'd spend it drunk or on drugs anyway?

Chante Mallard has suffered enough. Her life, along with her car, will never be the same. Ms. Mallard is the true victim here, and I think the reason so many of you are so up in arms over this is because you are racist against African Americans.

Please, let's not try another African American in a high-profile racist attack by the Press. Let's wait for the jury to decide her guilt or innocence before we convict her. Let's not make the same mistake we made with O.J. Simpson and convict an innocent African American in the press instead of in the courthouse. Let's not ruin Chante Mallard's life- we owe OJ that much at least.

Elfenwolf for the Defense




For the love of god you are one big handsomehunk, lemme guess a lawyer, you are a case study for why defense lawyers are the scum of the earth
Title: Charges filed after man dies while stuck in windshield two days
Post by: ispar on March 12, 2002, 07:08:28 PM
Stat2000, you are evidently not familiar with the strange, out-moded concepts of "sarcasm" and "satire." Now, this is not to say that Elfenwolf is very good at choosing appropriate times for this stuff, but we're getting used to it. Calm down, just business as usual.
Title: Charges filed after man dies while stuck in windshield two days
Post by: AKDejaVu on March 12, 2002, 07:54:25 PM
Quote
Originally posted by moose
you guys suck

i posted this the 1st day the story came out

millie posts it like a week later

you respond to his

i quit. :mad:


LOL! I think yours got missed because SOB posted it an hour before you.  We were already responding to one thread... why not ignore a like one?

Besides... we like SOB and Milnko better.

AKDejaVu
Title: Charges filed after man dies while stuck in windshield two days
Post by: Wlfgng on March 13, 2002, 11:48:26 AM
Elfenwolf.. what a pile of horse crap!

so I guess Osama Bin Laden is the 'true' victim here too...



weenie
Title: Charges filed after man dies while stuck in windshield two days
Post by: AKDejaVu on March 13, 2002, 12:13:01 PM
Wlfgng.. his post was sarcastic to the extreme and intended to illicit the response you generated.  Read through most of his posts and you'll see 90% of them are intended to do the same thing.  Then click on the "user cp" button in the menu bar up top and expore the user squelch function.

AKDejaVu
Title: Charges filed after man dies while stuck in windshield two days
Post by: Elfenwolf on March 14, 2002, 12:33:41 PM
Wlfgng, I will hold no anamosity towards you for squelching me- in fact I will thank you. For every squelch I get Bill Gates donates a thousand dollars to the United Negro College Fund, PLUS I will send you a FREE "I'm An Elfin Squelcher" T-Shirt.

Sorry, Deja Vu, but your chest is so small "Efluff'n Squelcher" was all that would fit on yours. And no, Ripsnort, you cannot get a free pair of "Elfen Squelcher" panties in lieu of a T-Shirt. The Texans have bought out our entire supply.
Title: Charges filed after man dies while stuck in windshield two days
Post by: Thrawn on March 14, 2002, 12:48:03 PM
You guys have no sense of humour.:rolleyes:
Title: Charges filed after man dies while stuck in windshield two days
Post by: koala on March 14, 2002, 04:26:38 PM
Why is it that every time somebody posts a witty bit of sarcastic humor, that some handsomehunk thinks he's serious??

Are you people that dense?

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Title: Charges filed after man dies while stuck in windshield two days
Post by: Horn on March 14, 2002, 04:36:06 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Elfenwolf
And no, Ripsnort, you cannot get a free pair of "Elfen Squelcher" panties in lieu of a T-Shirt.



I was kinda hoping for the edible, Days of the Week "Elfen Squelcher" boxer shorts... :cool:

dh
(Killin Kittens since '72)
Title: Charges filed after man dies while stuck in windshield two days
Post by: Elfenwolf on March 14, 2002, 04:42:28 PM
LOL u got it Horn but don't kill any kittens while you're wearing them:)
Title: Satire 101
Post by: midnight Target on March 14, 2002, 04:52:20 PM
Jonathon Swift advocated eating babies....really here is proof (http://www.cwrl.utexas.edu/~benjamin/316kfall/316ktexts/swift.html)
Title: Charges filed after man dies while stuck in windshield two days
Post by: Wlfgng on March 14, 2002, 05:29:18 PM
Elf...

I have no need to squelch you but...



could I still have a T-shirt ????:D
Title: Charges filed after man dies while stuck in windshield two days
Post by: Elfenwolf on March 14, 2002, 06:01:16 PM
Wlfgng, sure, but uou have to announce you are squelching me when actually nobody really squelches anybody- after all, if you were concerned enough with what someone said  to  announce you were going to squelch them and then really squelch them then how would you know what they were saying about you? Call Cleo?? LOL Ripsnort and AK Deja Vu read my every word- probably before they read anyone else's, BTW. It's all fun. It's all good.
Title: Charges filed after man dies while stuck in windshield two days
Post by: Steven on March 15, 2002, 10:34:09 AM
Elfenwolf,

<<>>

That just doesn't seem to make sense with me, though I'm not going to test it.  I doubt a car at a complete standstill can accelerate quickly enough to hit a man who is standing close enough to slam the hood (let alone close enough to be touching the windshield) and impale him into the windshield.  Those windshields are pretty tough!  I would bet that she had some speed going initially when she hit the man.  The blow broke his legs and impaled him into the windshield, is my understanding of the events.
Title: Charges filed after man dies while stuck in windshield two days
Post by: Steven on March 15, 2002, 10:58:07 AM
I've been out of town a week and am just starting to learn about this subject.  But Elfenwolf, you have to be joking or pulling someone's leg.  

<<>>
I personally cannot.  I personally am more concerned with the terror and pain of Mr Biggs.  I'm sure she turned the music up and tried her best to look around the object pierced through her windshield.

<<>>
How do you know all these details?  What political agenda rag are you getting this from?  Anyway, he has every right to demand medical attention.  She just impailed him into her car, whether by reason of fear or hatred of the man.  I'm sure he didn't smash her windshield out, but rather she smashed his face into her windshield.  

<<>>
Naww.  I wish I jumped out into the road causing her to crash and get impailed into a tree which disturbed a bee's hive and the bees attack and turn her into their pincusion while birds peck at her eyes an raccoons eat at her flesh.  I'd apologize to her sincerely, but I would be too scared to get her any medical attention.  That's how this works, right?  
I believe the law is very clear that Mr. Biggs has legal action against her.  A dead person cannot testify against you or tell his story.  I see motive in her not assisting him.

<>>
How do you know she was light headed from his breath?  Where do you get this information?  I'll bet her emotional shock doesn't compare to Mr. Biggs'.  Her having sex is good proof she was not in an "emotional shock."   So are you trying to say she's so buzzed from ecstacy and Biggs' breath that she is not thinking clearly yet she can relate all these details?

<<>>
Do you write really bad screenplays for a living but have no outlet and have to foul this message board with your diarhea now?  

You HAVE to be making this stuff up!  If so, it's in really poor taste.  If not, I'm seriously sad that this world has people like you that would believe such bunk.  

You offend me.
Title: Charges filed after man dies while stuck in windshield two days
Post by: Elfenwolf on March 15, 2002, 11:03:15 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Steven
Elfenwolf,

<<>>

That just doesn't seem to make sense with me, though I'm not going to test it.  I doubt a car at a complete standstill can accelerate quickly enough to hit a man who is standing close enough to slam the hood (let alone close enough to be touching the windshield) and impale him into the windshield.  Those windshields are pretty tough!  I would bet that she had some speed going initially when she hit the man.  The blow broke his legs and impaled him into the windshield, is my understanding of the events.


You're probably right. Maybe Mr. Biggs backed up and threw the Mad Dog bottle from about 25 yards and then charged the car right as Ms. Mallard hit the gas. He must have been running really fast to launch himself through her windshield like that.

Now at the risk of having to give away more "I'm An Efluff'n Squelcher" t-shirts it's intresting to note that if Mr. Biggs were black and Ms. Mallard were white Mr. Biggs would have been charged with breaking and entering.
Title: Charges filed after man dies while stuck in windshield two days
Post by: Steven on March 15, 2002, 11:34:46 AM
<<>>

You are sick to promote your agenda over the attempt to seek justice in this case.  Someone died and you feel it okay to put forth lies and details that are over-the-top.  You make it seem okay that a white person died here and there is some way that your community can find a way to justify it.  You are sick.
Title: Charges filed after man dies while stuck in windshield two days
Post by: midnight Target on March 15, 2002, 11:39:42 AM
:D I want a T-shirt......I promise not to clean windshields with it!

Steven.....please read all prior posts for clarification.
Title: Whoa, pull up on that rod!
Post by: Horn on March 15, 2002, 01:43:08 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Puke
[BYou are sick to promote your agenda over the attempt to seek justice in this case.  Someone died and you feel it okay to put forth lies and details that are over-the-top.  You make it seem okay that a white person died here and there is some way that your community can find a way to justify it.  You are sick. [/B]


Hey Elfen, think you got another! He's kinda small though, so maybe we ought to throw him back. I'd give him style points on the handle, tho.

dh
(Killin Kittens since '72)
Title: Charges filed after man dies while stuck in windshield two days
Post by: koala on March 15, 2002, 02:31:04 PM
Steven,

You are dense beyond belief.  See my previous post.

Unbelievable :rolleyes:


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Title: Charges filed after man dies while stuck in windshield two days
Post by: Steven on March 15, 2002, 03:46:30 PM
Koala,

No where do I see anything that states that you speak for Elfen or have any reason to know more about the meaning of his words than I.  No where have I seen Elfen state that this is some form of humor.  Until that time, I cannot assume anything and must go by what the words themselves read.  I cannot be blamed for this and do not consider this to be evidence of being dense but rather simple common-sense.  If this is a joke, then I suppose I've learned a bit about humor and I can adapt.  I might even be able to one day see the humor in someone contracting AIDS due to a wrestling math over a 12-pack of beer, though at this time I can't seriously laugh about any such thing and can actually empathize with the fear, doubt and anger he's going through.  Heck, the rules as provided by a few of you state I can be indifferent and humorous in this AIDS matter if I do not know the suffering person, let alone not like the guy.
Title: Charges filed after man dies while stuck in windshield two days
Post by: hblair on March 15, 2002, 09:06:56 PM
Oh. I get it. The dumb homeless dead guy! Yeah yeah thats funny.

Ha ha   Ha

Ha

Am I cool now?
Title: Charges filed after man dies while stuck in windshield two days
Post by: Elfenwolf on March 15, 2002, 09:11:41 PM
Quote
Originally posted by hblair
Oh. I get it. The dumb homeless dead guy! Yeah yeah thats funny.

Ha ha   Ha

Ha

Am I cool now?


Nah, you're just as stupid as you've always been.
Title: Charges filed after man dies while stuck in windshield two days
Post by: hblair on March 15, 2002, 09:23:20 PM
lol

And you are who ?

Don't think you know me there slick.
Title: Charges filed after man dies while stuck in windshield two days
Post by: Elfenwolf on March 15, 2002, 09:30:42 PM
Quote
Originally posted by hblair
lol

And you are who ?

Don't think you know me there slick.


Have another beer, dumb ass.
Title: Charges filed after man dies while stuck in windshield two days
Post by: hblair on March 15, 2002, 09:42:20 PM
Don't get bowed up. :)

Just pointing out that you spent a lotta time on that mess ^ for it to sound so beavis and butthead. Try harder, you'll get there.

Smile. :)
Title: Charges filed after man dies while stuck in windshield two days
Post by: mrfish on March 15, 2002, 09:47:33 PM
you can't really hope to make it a homeless issue. i doubt that even the majority of  people in favor of purging the chronicly homeless would advocate a windshield and 3-days of suffering as their method.

she's a cruel and abnormal person and deserves a quick, judicious, nondramatized death.

a long torturous death for her doesn't do anything but spread more cuelty. she's just another who forfeited her place in society through her actions. the idea now is to remove her, not remove her with fanfare.

it's not about her...it's about the health of the society.

another 6 month media circus and 15 year sentence or something why cant we just get to the point and get past these things? the circus around it brings enough of a sickness to our world to constitute it's own crime...
Title: Charges filed after man dies while stuck in windshield two days
Post by: Elfenwolf on March 15, 2002, 09:51:37 PM
LOL Beavis and Butthead are one of the all-time great comedy duos, so thanks for the compliment. For your kind words I'm sending you an "I'm an Efluff'n Squelcher" ballcap. I punched a few extra holes in the adjustment strap so it should fit even your tiny pinhead. <>, Hairball.
Title: Charges filed after man dies while stuck in windshield two days
Post by: hblair on March 15, 2002, 10:00:08 PM
Glad you found some praise in that. But keep the ballcap. I buy my own clothes.

Thanks anyway.
Title: Charges filed after man dies while stuck in windshield two days
Post by: Elfenwolf on March 15, 2002, 10:24:38 PM
LOL nevermind....
Title: Charges filed after man dies while stuck in windshield two days
Post by: 10Bears on March 16, 2002, 01:12:58 AM
Muhahahahah!!!


That's the funnest thing I've read all week thx Elfen.. Well written you should send that in to the Onion.

Look at all these chowderheads you nailed... You even got Hblair Oh thats classic!

you deserve a link (http://www.riddleme.com/html/cow.html)
Title: Charges filed after man dies while stuck in windshield two days
Post by: Hamish on March 16, 2002, 10:10:05 AM
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LOL Beavis and Butthead are one of the all-time great comedy duos, so thanks for the compliment. For your kind words I'm sending you an "I'm an Efluff'n Squelcher" ballcap. I punched a few extra holes in the adjustment strap so it should fit even your tiny pinhead. <>, Hairball.


You're use of the name "Hairball" as a derogatory name offends me. Do not demean the memory of one of the greatest spies in AH by uttering it from your foul mouth.

Hairball, we miss you.
Title: Charges filed after man dies while stuck in windshield two days
Post by: bashwolf on March 16, 2002, 02:16:45 PM
Elfen that is some funny watermelon you wrote  had me rolling on the floor.



Bash
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Post by: milnko on March 16, 2002, 03:08:58 PM
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Originally posted by AKDejaVu
Besides... we like SOB and Milnko better.



I told ya Moose.  :D
Title: Charges filed after man dies while stuck in windshield two days
Post by: Elfenwolf on March 16, 2002, 08:43:44 PM
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Originally posted by 10Bears
Muhahahahah!

you deserve a link (http://www.riddleme.com/html/cow.html)


ROFLMAO Well, as a dairy farmer I should be offended, but I'll have to wait to respond to the stereotype of us dairy farmers are all a bunch of freaks who get off on cows until I can quit laughing. Thanks for the link:)
Title: Charges filed after man dies while stuck in windshield two days
Post by: N1kPaz on March 17, 2002, 08:27:32 AM
Originally posted by the Daleks..."EXTERMINATE...EXTERMINATE"
Title: Charges filed after man dies while stuck in windshield two days
Post by: Exile on March 17, 2002, 10:53:26 AM
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Originally posted by SOB
Are you sure that you posted it on the AH BBS?  Perhaps you got confused and posted it over on AGW.  :p


SOB


now ... that's funny :D
Title: Charges filed after man dies while stuck in windshield two days
Post by: Sikboy on May 02, 2002, 09:10:41 PM
Anyone ever watch "CSI"? They did a case like this tonight. It was pretty cool, and reminded me of this: the funniest thing I ever read on this BBS

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Originally posted by Elfenwolf
I have resisted posting further on this subject because the Homeless Problem in America is such an emotionally charged issue, but since you brought it up I will share with you the probable scenario of this terrible, unfortunate accident....

Chante is parked at a red light, still marginally buzzed from 48 hours of doing Estacy and drinking 40s with her new lover. It's late at night, dark, and Ms. Mallard is half asleep.

Suddenly a filthy dirty rag clutched by an equally filthy dirty hand is rubbed across her windshield. The hand belongs to Greg Biggs, a local drug addict, alcoholic and homeless man. Mr. Biggs begins demanding money for "cleaning" her windshield, but all he managed to do was spread only God knows what kind of filth on the windshield of Ms. Mallard's car.

Mr. Biggs stands in front of Chante's car, screaming obsenities and demanding money, but Chante can't see Mr. Biggs because he has spread only God knows what on her windshield.

Chante, scared out of her wits yet still trying to be polite, beeps her horn twice and proceeds to drive slowly through the intersection as the light turns green. She feels a hard BANG on her hood, which I believe to be Mr. Biggs' bottle of Mad Dog 40-40, she panics, floors the accelerator and the next thing you she's face to face with Mr. Biggs.

Can any of you possibly imagine how foul Mister Biggs' breath had to be as his face was suddenly inches from hers after he smashed it through her windshield? Can you imagine the terror Ms. Mallard must have gone through on the rest of her ride home? And Mister Biggs suddenly starts demanding Medical Attention in addition to the two dollars for cleaning her windshield that he just smashed out with his face!

Thank God Chante was able to drive home safely with this raving mad man breathing his foul breath on her, his nose just inches from hers, making demands and threatining legal action against her.

Being buzzed from the Estacy and the marathon 48 hour sex session with a new lover, being light headed from the stench of Mr. Biggs' foul breath and emotionally in shock from this entire incident, Ms. Mallard passes out and sleeps for two days. She wakes up, rushes to her garage to a barely alive Mister Biggs and, realizing it is too late to save the dying man, she clutches his hand, sheds a tear and says "I'm sorry" as Mister Biggs expires. (lowers eyes, shakes head sadly at the expiration of Mr. Biggs)

Now let's talk about the character of Chante Mallard. Her friends would commit crimes and risk imprisonment for her or maybe even KILL for her, they love her so much. As Milnko said, I wish I had friends willing to go to the mat for me like Chante has. Greg Biggs? Hell, even his family didn't know where he was and there is no evidence anyone even cared.

Occupation? Chante Miller has dedicated her life to nursing, which is as noble a profession as a young lady could choose. She has made the choice to help people, whereas Greg Biggs has dedicated his life to being a burden on society as a homeless derelect armed with a greasy windshield rag.

Future? Chante Mallard has a bright future. She has loyal friends, a great career helping others and is a bright shining star other young women should emulate. Greg Mallard? He was a bum. We don't even know if he died from the terrible unfortunate accident he was responsible for or rather he died as a result of his drug and alcoholic lifestyle. He was 39 years old, and most derelicts die by 40, so what difference would a year or two make to a man like Greg Biggs given the fact he'd spend it drunk or on drugs anyway?

Chante Mallard has suffered enough. Her life, along with her car, will never be the same. Ms. Mallard is the true victim here, and I think the reason so many of you are so up in arms over this is because you are racist against African Americans.

Please, let's not try another African American in a high-profile racist attack by the Press. Let's wait for the jury to decide her guilt or innocence before we convict her. Let's not make the same mistake we made with O.J. Simpson and convict an innocent African American in the press instead of in the courthouse. Let's not ruin Chante Mallard's life- we owe OJ that much at least.

Elfenwolf for the Defense
Title: Charges filed after man dies while stuck in windshield two days
Post by: texace on May 02, 2002, 11:56:55 PM
man...how'd this get back up here?
Title: Charges filed after man dies while stuck in windshield two days
Post by: Kanth on May 03, 2002, 12:55:50 AM
If anyone saw CSI tonite, it's on after survivor, we were sitting there talking with the sound down and noticed it showed an image of a man stuck in a windshield bleeding to death.

Another white male steps into the garage thru the garage-to-house door and sees him and looks at him all wierd and the guy asks for help.

 The guy who had walked in just shuts off the garage light and closes the door and leaves him there to die.

wtf??

There are more than just white males in our society.

it got on my nerves that they decided to portray it and then chose to do it like that.

Kanthy
Title: Charges filed after man dies while stuck in windshield two days
Post by: Eagler on May 03, 2002, 06:40:51 AM
it be racist if CSI would da had da colored woman play da part :rolleyes:
Title: Charges filed after man dies while stuck in windshield two days
Post by: Sikboy on May 03, 2002, 07:45:37 AM
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Originally posted by Kanth
If anyone saw CSI tonite, it's on after survivor, we were sitting there talking with the sound down and noticed it showed an image of a man stuck in a windshield bleeding to death.

Another white male steps into the garage thru the garage-to-house door and sees him and looks at him all wierd and the guy asks for help.

 The guy who had walked in just shuts off the garage light and closes the door and leaves him there to die.

wtf??

There are more than just white males in our society.

it got on my nerves that they decided to portray it and then chose to do it like that.
Kanthy


For what it's worth, the producers of CSI did everything they can to make the guy a real bastard. Who is easier to hate than a Young White male Lawer? Especially if he proves himself to be a dick.

As far as there being more than just white males in our society, one of the lead charactors in the show is African American, and the show rates highly in African American households, according to the Washington Post.

Since they race with NBC's "Law and Order" to get stories "Ripped from the Headlines" it should come as no surprise that often they take the path of least resistence through network censors, editors.

But even if the situation wasn't mitigated by the above circumstances, isn't it high time that we, as Americans stopped embracing racial stereotypes, even if they happen to be true? So what if the "real" people in this story were black. As a White American I'm proud to take the burdon of bad judgement from the shoulders of my African American Brothers and Sisters. It could have just as easily been me out of work out of luck and out of blood. Or it could have been my wife, strung out on "E" and 8Ball, screaming through an intersection snuffing out another soul. Only when we embrace the certainty that we are all one can we finally rise above, and overcome


-Sikboy
Title: Charges filed after man dies while stuck in windshield two days
Post by: Lance on May 03, 2002, 08:26:54 AM
Heh!
Title: Charges filed after man dies while stuck in windshield two days
Post by: midnight Target on May 03, 2002, 10:18:54 AM
Ooooh my!:eek:

Sikboy is getting really good at this!:D
Title: Charges filed after man dies while stuck in windshield two days
Post by: Elfenwolf on May 03, 2002, 10:46:07 AM
On a related subject- My daughter, 17 today, has been badgering us for a car. It seems the 1995 Taurus we have allowed her to inherit isn't cool enough for her. She called from a friend's car the other day, gushing over how "cute" her car is. The conversation went something like this-

Kid- Hey Dad, I'm in Terra's car and it is SO CUTE! I want one!

Me- What kind of car is it?

Kid-(holding hand over phone) Terra, what kind of car is this? (to me, a minute later) It's a Chevy, Dad.

Me- What kind of Chevy is it?

Kid-(holding hand over phone) Terra, a Chevy what? (to me) She doesn't know.

Me- Look for a logo on the dashboard.

Kid- Oh...It's a Chevy Airbag, Dad.

Me- A Chevy Airbag???

Kid- Well, that's what it says on the dashboard.

Needless to say she'll have to get by with the "uncool" Taurus until it finally dies. Then, for High School graduation next year, if she's a good girl and does well in school, we might go shopping for a Chevy Airbag. I have it on good authority they're "cute."
Title: Charges filed after man dies while stuck in windshield two days
Post by: AKDejaVu on May 03, 2002, 01:59:23 PM
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The incident itself is horrific. Leaving someone to die in your garage is horrific. Being a member of the medical community and doing this is horrific.
I said this in the initial thread where SOB presented the story.

Television deciding to portray the person as a white male is irrelevant to me.  The fact that they decided to make the person a lawyer (someone you love to hate) carries much more distain in my oppinion.

The person driving the car was a nurse's aid.

Amazing... regardless of race or sex.

AKDejaVu
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Post by: Sikboy on May 03, 2002, 02:10:43 PM
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Originally posted by AKDejaVu

Television deciding to portray the person as a white male is irrelevant to me.


I find your lack of indignation disheartening. Not only is it relevant, it is probably the single most important aspect of this show. Hollywood wants us to heal. But so long as you refuse to see the color line, we can never get past it. And this, 10 years after Rodney King


-Sikboy
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Post by: Maverick on May 03, 2002, 02:48:11 PM
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Originally posted by Sikboy


I find your lack of indignation disheartening. Not only is it relevant, it is probably the single most important aspect of this show. Hollywood wants us to heal. But so long as you refuse to see the color line, we can never get past it. And this, 10 years after Rodney King


-Sikboy


So long as you ONLY see a color line you will never learn that people are deserving of respect irregardless of their skin color. It is their ACTIONS that indicate whether they deserve respect or scorn. The loss of that persons LIFE and in the callous manner in which it was taken speaks volumes, not the color of either persons skin.
Title: Charges filed after man dies while stuck in windshield two days
Post by: midnight Target on May 03, 2002, 02:51:15 PM
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzing. ......lower the drag a little!!!:D
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Post by: Sikboy on May 04, 2002, 06:38:04 PM
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Originally posted by Maverick


So long as you ONLY see a color line you will never learn that people are deserving of respect irregardless of their skin color. It is their ACTIONS that indicate whether they deserve respect or scorn. The loss of that persons LIFE and in the callous manner in which it was taken speaks volumes, not the color of either persons skin.
Title: Charges filed after man dies while stuck in windshield two days
Post by: Maverick on May 04, 2002, 11:17:36 PM
I have to say that I am disappointed in your use of this situation in an attempt at humor. Perhaps it is simply due to a lack of maturity that will be gained when you grow up.
Title: Charges filed after man dies while stuck in windshield two days
Post by: Sikboy on May 05, 2002, 08:51:15 AM
And I have to say that I'm dissapointed that yet again, someone who either doesn't get, or isn't in on the joke, falls back on the "must shame you by questioning your age/maturity" defense. :rolleyes:

I hate to be the tear in your condom, but I'm an adult... I know, I know. hard to believe. And anyone posting on a Video Game BBS has to draw their own conclusion about maturity I suppose. Good job colonel. Say hi to Iceman for me, and good luck shooting down Viper

-Sikboy
Title: Charges filed after man dies while stuck in windshield two days
Post by: Maverick on May 05, 2002, 12:31:22 PM
sikboy, wrong movie (not to mention the old TV show), but then why should accuracy mean anything to you? Not to burst your bubble, but chronological age is not the indicator of being mature.
Title: Charges filed after man dies while stuck in windshield two days
Post by: Sikboy on May 05, 2002, 01:41:55 PM
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Originally posted by Maverick
sikboy, wrong movie (not to mention the old TV show), but then why should accuracy mean anything to you? Not to burst your bubble, but chronological age is not the indicator of being mature.

No, it wasn't the "wrong" movie. Since the point was to make fun of you, it was the perfect movie.
Accuracy? Accyracy is very important to me when I'm actually making a point. Doesn't seem to be the case with you though.  (http://www.hitechcreations.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=51945).

And believe me, its very funny to be lectured about maturity by some guy posting messages on a video game BBS.  :rolleyes:

-Sikboy
Title: Charges filed after man dies while stuck in windshield two days
Post by: Sandman on May 05, 2002, 03:14:14 PM
Ah... bonus points for a personal attack. WTG SB. :D
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Post by: Sikboy on May 05, 2002, 04:02:51 PM
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Ah... bonus points for a personal attack. WTG SB. :D


I'd like to thank the academy, and those who came before me... this momeny is bigger than I am...

Oh wait, I'm probably not supposed to make fun of Hally Berry either.

-Sikboy

[edit] And btw Sandman, I think this puts me ahead in the "most likely to lose an eye" poll
Title: Charges filed after man dies while stuck in windshield two days
Post by: Sandman on May 05, 2002, 05:39:52 PM
You're probably right. My posts are "pathetic and unoriginal."
Title: Charges filed after man dies while stuck in windshield two days
Post by: Sikboy on May 05, 2002, 05:51:08 PM
LOL, for what its worth I liked the "schoolyard" comment, but it was pretty stinky. I guess there's only room here for one Elfenwolf ;)

-Sikboy