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Title: Finally, a book made for the FDB's....
Post by: Ripsnort on March 11, 2002, 09:52:13 AM

(http://home.earthlink.net/~ripsnort/Funnys/monkey.jpg)

Title: Finally, a book made for the FDB's....
Post by: SOB on March 11, 2002, 10:24:45 AM

Why would we need a book for amatures?  Hell, no one is let in the squad unless he's got 35% more muscle in one forearm and a slightly greasy handshake from constant lubrication.  It's good to see you picked up a copy for yourself tho'.  There's an excellent anticdote in Chapter 3: "Boobies & Other Stimuli" by Mason (he was a contributing editor) that is simply fantastic!


SOB

Title: Finally, a book made for the FDB's....
Post by: eskimo2 on March 11, 2002, 10:34:00 AM

Wasn't this book written by Fatty and Creamo?

eskimo

Title: Finally, a book made for the FDB's....
Post by: mason22 on March 11, 2002, 11:03:25 AM

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Originally posted by SOB
Why would we need a book for amatures?  Hell, no one is let in the squad unless he's got 35% more muscle in one forearm and a slightly greasy handshake from constant lubrication.  It's good to see you picked up a copy for yourself tho'.  There's an excellent anticdote in Chapter 3: "Boobies & Other Stimuli" by Mason (he was a contributing editor) that is simply fantastic!


SOB

there is even a small section on, "How to Bag the Big Ones" complete with videos on the accompanying CD-Rom.

Title: Finally, a book made for the FDB's....
Post by: Udie at Work on March 11, 2002, 11:10:36 AM

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Originally posted by mason22



there is even a small section on, "How to Bag the Big Ones" complete with videos on the accompanying CD-Rom.

 I was honored that you asked me for my help in this  loooong :eek: needed literature.  I was happy that you needed me to do this section :D

Title: Finally, a book made for the FDB's....
Post by: Fatty on March 11, 2002, 11:34:11 AM

The key is to have as wide a variety of images available as possible, in order to keep the relationship fresh and flourishing.

Title: Finally, a book made for the FDB's....
Post by: Ripsnort on March 11, 2002, 11:39:23 AM

I liked the Mason quote in the beginning of the book ...."The last time I had a piece of bellybutton was when my hand slipped thru the cheap toilet paper I was using..."  Very insightful.

Title: Finally, a book made for the FDB's....
Post by: Ripsnort on March 11, 2002, 11:52:43 AM

Damn, thats a nice illustration you guys have of Lance on the back of the cover!

(http://home.earthlink.net/~ripsnort/Funnys/monkeyf.jpg)

Title: Finally, a book made for the FDB's....
Post by: Lance on March 12, 2002, 04:23:11 PM

Wheee!  I am the Zen master-bator.  Worship the one-footed technique.