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Title: You might be an IDIOT pilot if...
Post by: H. Godwineson on March 15, 2002, 11:00:52 AM
In an effort to elevate the intellectual level of the discussions at this site I challenge all readers to finish the following sentence...

"You might be an IDIOT pilot if..."


Try not to be TOO serious guys!


Shuckins
Title: You might be an IDIOT pilot if...
Post by: AKDejaVu on March 15, 2002, 11:29:16 AM
...you fly for United?
Title: You might be an IDIOT pilot if...
Post by: Animal on March 15, 2002, 11:33:14 AM
...if you fly a n1k2?
(just saved you a whine TAC)
Title: You might be an IDIOT pilot if...
Post by: Ripsnort on March 15, 2002, 11:43:23 AM
..if you feel you should dictate what others should fly?
Title: You might be an IDIOT pilot if...
Post by: FDisk on March 15, 2002, 12:25:07 PM
...if you think scissors are for cutting paper.
Title: You might be an IDIOT pilot if...
Post by: Weave on March 15, 2002, 01:25:57 PM
if you auger your goon, just to keep someone from shooting you down.
Title: You might be an IDIOT pilot if...
Post by: Curval on March 15, 2002, 01:33:45 PM
if you spend perk points and crash on takeoff..

"DOH"
Title: You might be an IDIOT pilot if...
Post by: midnight Target on March 15, 2002, 02:48:35 PM
If you follow me...hoping to learn something. :D
Title: You might be an IDIOT pilot if...
Post by: Skuzzy on March 15, 2002, 02:49:35 PM
..you read this thread and respond to it? :D
Title: You might be an IDIOT pilot if...
Post by: RightF00T on March 15, 2002, 11:50:52 PM
...you chase a con for 5 mins then realize you sneezed on your monitor 7 mins ago :(
Title: You might be an IDIOT pilot if:
Post by: J_A_B on March 16, 2002, 01:33:57 AM
You pull wild evasive maneuvers every time you shoot at something because you forgot you turned Tracers back on and thought someone was firing at you.


J_A_B
Title: You might be an IDIOT pilot if...
Post by: Fishu on March 16, 2002, 02:38:12 AM
..you forget to lower landing gears when landing sortie with lots of kills and without single hit on your plane.
Title: You might be an IDIOT pilot if...
Post by: pimpjoe on March 16, 2002, 02:49:08 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Fishu
..you forget to lower landing gears when landing sortie with lots of kills and without single hit on your plane.


feked up a 16 kill sortie that way:(
Title: You might be an IDIOT pilot if...
Post by: JV44 on March 16, 2002, 05:36:27 AM
LOL Pimpjoe :D

Good to know this also happen to senior pilots :D
Title: You might be an IDIOT pilot if...
Post by: Shuckins on March 16, 2002, 10:12:06 AM
...if you take off 17 times from a capped base!

Shuckins
Title: You might be an IDIOT pilot if...
Post by: Sox62 on March 16, 2002, 01:24:35 PM
...if you try to dictate strategy to the entire country,and squeak at them when they don't heed your oh so wise wishes.
Title: You might be an IDIOT pilot if...
Post by: FDisk on March 16, 2002, 04:08:28 PM
Quote
...if you try to dictate strategy to the entire country,and squeak at them when they don't heed your oh so wise wishes.


Oh, that one's not an "if"...
Title: You might be an IDIOT pilot if...
Post by: JoeDirt on March 16, 2002, 05:08:38 PM
...if you play wwII online :D