Aces High Bulletin Board
General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: SirLoin on March 21, 2002, 07:02:50 PM
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A couple of airplane mechanics,drinking buddies,are at the hanger in Toronto where the runway is fogged in and they have nothing to do.
John says,"Man,have you got anything to drink?"
"Nah,"says Bill"but I hear you can drink jet fuel,that it will give you a real buzz."
So they proceed to drink jet fuel,get smashed,and have a beautifull time as only drinkin' buddies can.
Next morning,John expects his head to explode when he gets up,but is pleasantly surprised that he has no hangover at all.The phone rings with Bill asking how he feels.
"I feel great!" says John."No hangover!"
"Me neither," says Bill.
"That jet fuel is great stuff and no hangover," says John."We ought to do this more often"
"Yeah," says Bill,"But there is one thing.Did you fart yet?"
"No,why?" asks John.
"Because I'm in Halifax."
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Heh...i read somewhere that they use prime vodka for fuel in russia....i need to get a job there!
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Lol,
:D
"Beauty Clarke.."
- Bob Mckenzie to the legal clerk, after being ordered by a judge to give him a tissue to stop Doug's bloody nose.
(If you are confused about the quote above, it is from a scene in Strange Brew...a friend of mine and I use it all the time when something good happens or when complementing someone...like in golf as an example "Beauty shot, Clarke!")
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Hehe....."Here, use these" (hands him 2 bullets to stick in his nose)