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Title: Solution to Hijacking?
Post by: mason22 on March 22, 2002, 11:06:24 AM

Dear Sirs;

I have the solution for the prevention of hijackings, and at the
sametime getting our airline industry back on its feet.
Since men of the Muslim religion are not allowed to look at naked women
we should replace all of our female flight attendants with strippers.
Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing a naked
woman, and of course, every businessman in this country would start
flying again in hope of seeing a naked woman.

We would have no more hijackings, and the airline industry would have
record sales.

Now why didn't Congress think of this?

Sincerely,
Bill Clinton

Title: Solution to Hijacking?
Post by: Tac on March 22, 2002, 11:15:37 AM

ILL VOTE FOR YOU BILL! RUN AGAIN! :D :D :D

Title: Solution to Hijacking?
Post by: Raubvogel on March 22, 2002, 11:34:52 AM

4 more years!! 4 more years!!! :D

Title: Solution to Hijacking?
Post by: AKDejaVu on March 22, 2002, 12:21:54 PM

I'd vote for this... even if it didn't prevent hijackings.  Hell... I've been lobying for this for 20 years now.

AKDejaVu

Title: Solution to Hijacking?
Post by: Fatty on March 22, 2002, 12:56:24 PM

Hrm, if we're going to impliment this then the male flight attendents have to go.

Title: Solution to Hijacking?
Post by: Ripsnort on March 22, 2002, 01:05:55 PM

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Originally posted by Fatty
Hrm, if we're going to impliment this then the male flight attendents have to go.

Yeah, wouldn't want any sword fights breaking out with two male flight attendants.

Title: Solution to Hijacking?
Post by: mason22 on March 22, 2002, 01:13:40 PM

but what if there were 2 females and 1 male?  oh wait, that's another thread...  :D