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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Raubvogel on March 22, 2002, 11:38:52 AM
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Only in America
http://msnbc.com/news/727544.asp?pne=msn
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Wasn't it just a year ago that they said something on the news about how obese america is?
Since they found out the adults don't give a toejam they're targetting the kids now?
It's either big bones or genes, no one can admit they can't stop shoving bear claws down their food guzzling black holes they call throats.
If it's come to the point that they need to send notes home, how come the parents don't notice their fat bellybutton kids waddling around the house weezing with every step and drooling as they make their way to the cookie jar?
-SW
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Hey, don't blame these people, It's Genetics, it's not their fault!
Scientific Study (http://www.theonion.com/onion3531/gene_chips.html)
-Sikboy
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Originally posted by AKSWulfe
If it's come to the point that they need to send notes home, how come the parents don't notice their fat bellybutton kids waddling around the house weezing with every step and drooling as they make their way to the cookie jar?
-SW
Exactly....
That's what I meant by "Only in America"....only in the US would the school system have to point out to parents that their kids are tubs of lard. People need to take some responsibilty with their children instead of finding a scapegoat to blame. "Its genetics"...or "Television made them do it"...or..."its those damn video games"....
They never want to admit that maybe it's their poor parenting that's to blame.
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"The problem is their children are too fat. The letters are worded with more sensitivity than that, of course, but the idea is to encourage parents to change their children’s eating habits and help them get more exercise.
Example:
"Dear Parent,
We, the Peoples Republic of Government Education (Public School System) would like a moment of your time to speak to you about your childs apparent weight problem. It seems that he's very popular in school, but only due to the gravitational pull that he has inherited due to his size. If you would, take a moment with your child (you might have to rip him out of McDonalds kicking and screaming) and discuss proper eating habits and nutrition. You may be able to reduce his mass to that of only changing the tides table rather than pulling Jupitor closer than it is.
Thank you.
Public School District 69.
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LOL :D
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didn't this same school system remove PE and get rid of the President Physical Fitness Award program?
But something had to go to make room for "Family Living" class :rolleyes:
talk about a joke class, that was in 76 can't image what one would be like today ... ur tax dollars at work.
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Yeah I love how these fat tulips like to tell us how much we should weigh!
I remember when I was in the USAF I was 6'1" and weighed 210 lbs but my weight limit for my height was 180 lbs.
180lbs?!
There was no way in hell I could lose the weight without cutting and arm or a leg off.
I was in great shape but I was told I had to lose the weight because the "experts" said my weight should be 180lbs.
I was told by this Col. who was bulging out of his flight suit that I needed to go on the fat boy program even though he said I looked fit.
I finally spoke with the Capt. that was in charge of the program who took one look at me and said there was no reason for me to be on the program.
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Mighty1, the Army is the same. I'm 6'0" and weigh 220lbs...I have to be "taped" every 6 months to test my body fat even though it has never gone above 10%. Apparently I am supposed to weigh less than 190lbs LMAO. It's a waste of my time and theirs...but the all knowing body mass index people can't be wrong.
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Originally posted by Mighty1
Yeah I love how these fat tulips like to tell us how much we should weigh!
I remember when I was in the USAF I was 6'1" and weighed 210 lbs but my weight limit for my height was 180 lbs.
180lbs?!
There was no way in hell I could lose the weight without cutting and arm or a leg off.
I was in great shape but I was told I had to lose the weight because the "experts" said my weight should be 180lbs.
I was told by this Col. who was bulging out of his flight suit that I needed to go on the fat boy program even though he said I looked fit.
I finally spoke with the Capt. that was in charge of the program who took one look at me and said there was no reason for me to be on the program.
Mighty1, I talked to my physician about those charts, at 6'1", Medium build for bone structure, the chart says my ideal weight is 175 lbs. I weigh 200, and when I did weigh 175 lbs. I looked like a skeleton. He said that he disregards those charts because they sort of a baseline. I believe that they were created by the Etheopians. (Shrugs)
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if it helps them at all physically it's going to do 3x the harm psychologically.
they get tormented eoungh as it is can you imagine all the "hey. bet you got a letter huh fatass!" comments now?
school officials are blind to the real issues effecting kids and then they wonder why a focus group doesn't stop them from bringing rifles to school.
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I'm 6' 2"... the last time I weighed 190 pounds I was 16 and skin and bones... I've got extra now, no doubt, but there's no way I could be healthy at that weight.
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Did you ever notice that the fat mom has 3 fat kids orbiting her at Mc Donalds?
Bad nutrion? or bad genitics?
Or maybe it's a bit of both?
There's too much about science we don't understand.
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That picture cracks me up!
look at the 'nurse'.. like she has any room to talk.
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Just wondering, did anyone read my important scientific study?
-Sikboy
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"Did you ever notice that the fat mom has 3 fat kids orbiting her at Mc Donalds? "
licking their ice cream cones while waiting for their 50+ fat gram "Happy Meal"
LOL - great visual :)
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Yes Sikboy, I think it's dead-on.
Although I think the genetic trait is actually an automated subliminal process.. kind of like breathing. Hand goes in bag, hand comes out with chip, chip goes in mouth. Repeat until bag is empty, then replace bag. Repeat until stroke, heart attack or other occurance of organ failure.
-SW
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Originally posted by AKSWulfe
Wasn't it just a year ago that they said something on the news about how obese america is?
Since they found out the adults don't give a toejam they're targetting the kids now?
It's either big bones or genes, no one can admit they can't stop shoving bear claws down their food guzzling black holes they call throats.
If it's come to the point that they need to send notes home, how come the parents don't notice their fat bellybutton kids waddling around the house weezing with every step and drooling as they make their way to the cookie jar?
-SW
I'm with AKSWulf on this one. I go out somewhere I see fat bellybutton people all over. I see fat kids all over. Its pathatic.
xBAT
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nothing better than flyin dallas to san fran in coach with 300 + fat albert sitting right beside/on you.
I think "they" should have to purchase two seats :)
If the terrorists really wanted to elminate us, they need to buy up all the McD's and sell big macs for a dime. 85% of us would be dead in 5 years :)
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Originally posted by AKSWulfe
Yes Sikboy, I think it's dead-on.
Although I think the genetic trait is actually an automated subliminal process.. kind of like breathing. Hand goes in bag, hand comes out with chip, chip goes in mouth. Repeat until bag is empty, then replace bag. Repeat until stroke, heart attack or other occurance of organ failure.
-SW
ROTFLOL!!! Gawd! My monitor needs cleaning, I'm outta here for the week-end boys, laughing at Swulfe's post as I exit. :D
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The portion size in America is out of hand too..
with the SuperDooper fat upsize lard-laden crap the fast food (food being taken lightly) joints put out.
I ordered a fish platter on vacation last summer.. actually it was a 'sampler' platter.. I got 3 whole friggin' meals! ok.. 1 plate but 3 of what I'd consider huge portions.. each piece of fish was a meal in itself.
typical everywhere in the US
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reminds me of the Hungry Man commercial where the two guys are talking about what they ate for supper...
"and some lil' baby carrots" they one says and gets blown away by a gust of wind.
Then goes on to say that you get 2 full pounds of meat/potatos...
lol.
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Originally posted by Raubvogel
Mighty1, the Army is the same. I'm 6'0" and weigh 220lbs...I have to be "taped" every 6 months to test my body fat even though it has never gone above 10%. Apparently I am supposed to weigh less than 190lbs LMAO. It's a waste of my time and theirs...but the all knowing body mass index people can't be wrong.
WTF? I'm 5'10", 195 bls, wth 8% bodyfat. Not much I could do to work myself down from that... sounds like the index needs to be updated!! I thought I read somewhere that by the year 2150 the average male will be 6'6 or something like that? All I know is that we're getting bigger and not staying the same ;)
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Originally posted by Octavius
WTF? I'm 5'10", 195 bls, wth 8% bodyfat. Not much I could do to work myself down from that... sounds like the index needs to be updated!! I thought I read somewhere that by the year 2150 the average male will be 6'6 or something like that? All I know is that we're getting bigger and not staying the same ;)
Damn Octavious...I am 6'1, 195 pounds, stay in great shape and am into milking and being milked... Personally I prefer milkeees with at least 20% bodyfat, but a slender little steer like you who is well trimmed and slender and lives close by is always welcome. Please, E Mail me privately, home boy:)
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eek! should i blush or or run away.....!