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Title: Funny is...
Post by: batdog on March 25, 2002, 11:41:34 AM
When you step mother finds lipstick on your little brothers underwear...


 Dad called me an told me... I fell outta my chair laughing so hard.


xBAT :p
Title: Funny is...
Post by: Ripsnort on March 25, 2002, 11:44:06 AM
How olds your "little brother"?  If he's under 15, I'd say its a BIG concern! :)

Incidently, I found your owner, Batdog, Batman has recently joined VMF-323. :)
Title: Funny is...
Post by: batdog on March 25, 2002, 12:05:02 PM
Heh...he's 20. His girlfriend is 19. They're great kids. You just gotta know my stepmother... she's still in that "I cant believe my little boy is..."


 Heh..aye. Batdog knows no owner! The handle comes from my mini-pin. His ears where never cropped and they stick up like huge batwings. Damn dog is like a gremlin..sneaky and smart. He's my bud :)


xBAT
Title: Funny is...
Post by: Ripsnort on March 25, 2002, 12:11:13 PM
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Originally posted by batdog
Heh...he's 20. His girlfriend is 19. They're great kids. You just gotta know my stepmother... she's still in that "I cant believe my little boy is..."


 Heh..aye. Batdog knows no owner! The handle comes from my mini-pin. His ears where never cropped and they stick up like huge batwings. Damn dog is like a gremlin..sneaky and smart. He's my bud :)


xBAT


Brother: Tell your step mom that maybe DAD should have alittle more lipstick added to his! ;)
 Or, Casually mention it might have rubbed off dad's undies when in the wash...

Dog: But does he like Chicken pot pie!?
Title: Funny is...
Post by: batdog on March 25, 2002, 02:34:08 PM
He's got a thing for friggen crickets. We had a gazillion of them running around one season and in our old apt. I heard this tappy tap tap from his claws on the hardwood floor. I getup..turn on the light and there he is..chomping down a squirming cricket w/I swear looks like a smile.


xBAT
Title: Funny is...
Post by: Raubvogel on March 25, 2002, 02:37:48 PM
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Originally posted by batdog
He's got a thing for friggen crickets. We had a gazillion of them running around one season and in our old apt. I heard this tappy tap tap from his claws on the hardwood floor. I getup..turn on the light and there he is..chomping down a squirming cricket w/I swear looks like a smile.


xBAT


Sounds like my cats and geckos. They like to wolf down 3-4 of em at night and then hurl em up into nice puddles for me to clean up in the morning.
Title: Funny is...
Post by: batdog on March 25, 2002, 02:51:51 PM
Yea...and guess where the little bastard wants to puke. On my wife's new coach (well newer) or the carpet...


xBAT
Title: Funny is...
Post by: Kratzer on March 25, 2002, 03:45:08 PM
Oh yeah?  Which sport does your wife play?


;)

(sorry, couldn't resist)
Title: Funny is...
Post by: batdog on March 25, 2002, 05:58:00 PM
Baaa... I'm such a non-spelling smuck.

xBAT:D
Title: Funny is...
Post by: easymo on March 25, 2002, 06:22:02 PM
You should explain to your brother that "eat my shorts" is just an expression.