Aces High Bulletin Board
General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Hortlund on March 28, 2002, 06:28:22 AM
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#10 - You look like a hooker I knew in Phoenix.
#9 - You remind me of my dead ex-girlfriend.
#8 - If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
#7 - You look just like my mama. I love my mama.
#6 - Gross! Somebody farted. Let's get out of here.
#5 - Hey, baby, wanna go halves on a bastard?
#4 - So... is it safe to say I'm gonna get lucky tonight?
#3 - You'll do.
#2 - Wow! Are those real?
And the #1 worst opening line of all time:
"Gee, for a fat girl, you sure don't sweat much."
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Hey baby... wanna breed?
xBAT
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Can I wear your bellybutton as a hat?
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How about a pizza and a F#$%? What, you don't like pizza?
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"Have you ever seen a crisp new 100 dollar bill?"
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How 'bout a scotch and sofa?
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Gee,you have bigger mud flaps than a Mac truck...
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"That dress is very becoming on you... If I were a dress I'd be coming on you too"
-Sikboy
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"If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?"
or
"Do you have any Italian in you? Want some?"
:rolleyes:
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One that worked on me:
"Wow.. you have really nice nipples"
I didn't marry her, but I did marry her friend that agreed.
AKDejaVu
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"hey baby, let me clear off a place for you to sit"...as the guy wipes his face.
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I got a 2nd chicken pot pie...
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Hey baby let's rearrange the alphabet and put U next to I.
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"You must be tired, because you been running through my head all day."
"That's a nice dress, it would look nicer in a pile at the foot of my bed."
"Wow, about 10 more beers and you're gonna start looking really good."
-SW
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not really a pick up line but a buddy of mine actually said this once:
"do you want to dance?"
girl: "no i dont want to dance."
"dance? no i said "you look fat in those pants."
:eek:
still laugh about that one
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If I was butter I'd love to melt in your waffle!
(lame gringo version of the spanish original : "Si fuera mantequilla me derretiria en tu arepa")
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This face will be leaving in fifteen minutes. I'd like you to be on it.
:rolleyes: The old ones are the best.
TTFN
snafu
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Do you want a shag and a pizza? No? How about just a shag then?
Also, I find that if I get my nob out, put it in her hand, and start to cry, it has the desired effect.
PS. Not really. The last quote was taken from Peter Cook and Dudley Moore who happened to be talking about 'How to pull a bird'.
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"Your father must be a terrorist, 'cause you're the bomb!"
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A complete stranger walked up to me one time while I was playing pool and said :
"We'd make beautiful children together."
I laughed myself to tears and went back to playing pool =)
Kanth
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"If you're gonna say 'no', tell me now."
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"You wanna go back to my place and watch me pretend I'm a fighter pilot on my computer?"
D
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Hey......waaasup baby...........yo gimmie some girl!
Works for me tho, of course with a George Cloony smile.
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in la 'cité de la peur' by les nuls
him : do you want a finger of whiskey ?
her : yes a finger
him : you want the whiskey first ?
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"Is that a keg in your pants, because I sure would love to tap that ass"
"You remind me of a championship bass, I dont know whether to mount you or eat you"
:D
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quick, give me your number before I don't want it no more.
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Originally posted by Doberman
"You wanna go back to my place and watch me pretend I'm a fighter pilot on my computer?"
D
LOL Doberman!
eskimo
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Hey, take a lesson from Bill Mahr (host of Politically Incorrect).
"I masturbate before every show. It relaxes me."
That kind of makes you wonder why anyone shakes hands with him. So, what line is he using on those seventeen year old chicks at the PlayBoy Mansion? Oh, wait, they're probably under curfew before his show airs.
NM
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Hi Kanth!
About time you showed up here.
:D
Frodo
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"c'mere squeak" didn't work as well as I thought it would...
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"nice legs. wanna play 'hide the salami'"?
that one actually worked... tho in retrospect, i shouldn't be surprised it did. ever hear of coyote syndrome?
then theres the time a nicely built package wearin skin tight leather pants sittin on the bar stool next to me settled a bet.
"hey", i sez to her, "my buddy here wants to know how you get into those pants.."
"well", she sez; "he can start by buying me a drink."
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When we make love...
Will you say, "Base under attack" every five minutes?
... I'll make airplane noises!
eskimo
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Hey girl, smell this rag! *SHOVES CHLOROFORM RAG IN HER FACE*
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So, do ewe graze here often?
eskimo
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A friend of mine's brother used to achieve more success than you would expect by starting with "Dance with me Pig"
Just don't ask me why that would work....i have no idea :)
PS true story i swear
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Hey!! I looked for ya, no one had seen ya.
I'll keep an eye out
good to see you again =)
Kanth
Originally posted by Frodo
Hi Kanth!
About time you showed up here.
:D
Frodo