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Post by: Ripsnort on April 03, 2002, 09:13:11 AM

(http://home.earthlink.net/~ripsnort/Funnys/NewMicrosoftMouse.jpg)

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Post by: Airscrew on April 03, 2002, 09:52:35 AM

MSN - Microsoft today revealed they are doing limited market testing on the "Iron Mouse" for the busy homemakers.  This convenient appliance was designed to allow people to iron their clothes while surfing the web.   The scroll wheel also functions as a steam dispenser.  "This is a  natural extension of Microsoft products.  Our goal is to insert our brand name in every facet of everyday people's lives, whether they want it or not." said Bill Gates.  Still in the development phase is the CD drive/Toaster.

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Post by: NATEDOG on April 03, 2002, 09:52:53 AM

Multi-tasking

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Post by: Ripsnort on April 03, 2002, 09:58:16 AM

New mouse for "Hotmail" accounts.

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Post by: Kieran on April 03, 2002, 10:06:31 AM

Rip's wife.

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Post by: Eagler on April 03, 2002, 10:11:25 AM

"virtual ironing"

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Post by: mason22 on April 03, 2002, 10:20:22 AM

the fine art of scanner balancing on top of a printer as seen through the eyes of the homemaker.

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Post by: bigUC on April 03, 2002, 12:21:46 PM

Now place a phone behind her and call it...

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Post by: SirLoin on April 03, 2002, 02:43:30 PM

"Wife Training Software...Household Chores v2.0"..New from The Learning Company.

Also recommended the voice interactive "How To Avoid Nagging"

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Post by: Ripsnort on April 03, 2002, 02:54:10 PM

Oh man! LOL, great ones guys!  (Kieren, my wifes a conservative, see that nose piercing and stud this one has?  Uh uh. Ain't my wife!  :) )

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Post by: loser on April 03, 2002, 02:59:13 PM

not a caption or anything..but ever notice that people with compact lap tops have the HUGEST printers!??!?!?!?!?


wtf is up with that.:confused:

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Post by: unix on April 03, 2002, 04:02:01 PM

Big Printer? Ge look at the size of that mouse!:D

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Post by: RightF00T on April 03, 2002, 08:29:47 PM

"Maybe if I hold this long enough it will look like I know what I'm doing"

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Post by: Hangtime on April 03, 2002, 08:36:06 PM

HOWIE, CAN RADIO SHACK DO THIS??

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Post by: LePaul on April 03, 2002, 08:38:27 PM

"Google announces that one of the leading queries among female users is that odd, yet frequent "Super-Glue on the Iron" dilemma...."

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Post by: unix on April 04, 2002, 04:13:55 PM

How to iron a desk 1.01

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Post by: aknimitz on April 04, 2002, 05:27:02 PM

They get THAT big?  Why is Ripsnort's so small?

:D

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Post by: CyranoAH on April 04, 2002, 06:37:38 PM

I see her of the pragmatic kind:

"Come on, just gimme that blue screen one more time... you know you want to..."

:D

Daniel

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Post by: GryFox on April 08, 2002, 08:01:02 AM

HiTec's Warping Patch V1.01