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Post by: Ripsnort on April 12, 2002, 08:51:49 AM
(Note the boats name...)

(http://home.earthlink.net/~ripsnort/Funny/Speed1.jpg)
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Post by: metronom on April 12, 2002, 08:54:30 AM
Hehe....
Just like me in the PT.


sailor
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Post by: Eagler on April 12, 2002, 08:57:09 AM
Green .... hmm
Port or starboard, Port or StARBOARD, PORT OR STARBOA.....

don't think it was as funny as it looks for those on board
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Post by: AcId on April 12, 2002, 08:58:10 AM
QUICK!!, WHAT'S GREEN? PORT OR STARBOARD!!!!!..........nevermind.



(dammit Eagler)
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Post by: CyranoAH on April 12, 2002, 10:06:20 AM
The new Tallship retrofit for motorboats :D

Daniel
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Post by: Zippatuh on April 12, 2002, 10:11:43 AM
“Alright we made it!  Now, tie her off so she doesn’t get away from us”
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Post by: LePaul on April 12, 2002, 10:29:57 AM
"You're right, Jed.  This thing ain't got airbags."
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Post by: Skuzzy on April 12, 2002, 10:35:24 AM
"Scotty, I need more power to the shields!"
"Captain, I am giving her all shes got, she can't take anymore!"
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Post by: Tac on April 12, 2002, 10:56:22 AM
Surgeon's General Warning: Backseat Sex is just as Dangerous in boats.
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Post by: Sandman on April 12, 2002, 11:00:54 AM
Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
A tale of a fateful trip
That started from this tropic port
Aboard this tiny ship.

C'mon... sing along... you know you know the rest. :D
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Post by: Dux on April 12, 2002, 11:26:36 AM
LOL, the name of the boat is as priceless as any caption...

Temporary Insanity

:D

[Edit: oops, sorry Rip, just noticed your comment]


LOL, I just noticed it's actually Temporary Insanity II... ya think this happened before?
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Post by: midnight Target on April 12, 2002, 11:34:55 AM
"Community property she says! Half of everything she says! Here's your freakin community property!"
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Post by: mason22 on April 12, 2002, 11:49:07 AM
anybody need a toothpick?
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Post by: Charon on April 12, 2002, 11:54:49 AM
There are easier ways to get a catamaran.

Charon
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Post by: Wlfgng on April 12, 2002, 12:26:30 PM
used boat for sale.. pier 3
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Post by: MrBill on April 12, 2002, 12:27:26 PM
Hay Rufas, Throw me another beer and watch this.
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Post by: Maverick on April 12, 2002, 01:22:08 PM
Boat traffic poles are just too uber in AH! Perk the traffic poles!
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Post by: Maverick on April 12, 2002, 01:23:22 PM
The Democrats, discussing election strategy for 2004 decided to take a middle of the road stance a bit too early......
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Post by: guttboy on April 12, 2002, 01:28:23 PM
Crockett and Tubbs......Post Miami Vice days.....

The where are they now file.....

LOL
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Post by: JoeCrip on April 13, 2002, 07:16:21 PM
Now, the real question is, What happened to Tempory Insanity #1 :) Note, the boat in the picture's name is tempory insanity II :)
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Post by: Hangtime on April 13, 2002, 07:28:57 PM
LADIES DAY HANDICAP YACHT RACING, FINISH LINE SNAPSHOT
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Post by: RightF00T on April 13, 2002, 10:08:58 PM
"John and Billy Ray's sad attempts at a low-budget remake of Titanic"
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Post by: Voss on April 13, 2002, 10:16:30 PM
So, were there any skiers injured in this tragedy? Skipper's got to have one hell of a neck injury.
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Post by: Fishu on April 13, 2002, 11:13:56 PM
"Make sure you park well at the pier, so boat doesn't get loose"
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Post by: Hobodog on April 14, 2002, 01:13:32 AM
Person 1 to Person 2: Grab the paint
Person 2 to Person 1: Why?
Person 1 to Person 2: I gotta change the name, you are now abouard my third temporary insanity.
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Post by: fdiron on April 15, 2002, 01:43:53 AM
DONT WORRY BILLY, WE ARE GONNA MISS THAT SIGN BY MILES... OH JESUS I CANT TURN THE BOAT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

or

*Wife* I think we should get a divorce
*Husband (boat driver)* Ok honey.  Can you please go to the front of the boat and see if the running lights are working.
*Wife* Your taking this awfully well (wife goes to front of boat)
*Husband* (whispering to himself) Heres your divorce right here (firewalls the throttle)
1 hour later
*Man* Honest officer, I dont know what happened, I must have gone temporarily insane!
*Officer* Ok, your free to go!
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Post by: RightF00T on April 15, 2002, 11:36:03 AM
Quote
Originally posted by fdiron
DONT WORRY BILLY, WE ARE GONNA MISS THAT SIGN BY MILES... OH JESUS I CANT TURN THE BOAT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

or

*Wife* I think we should get a divorce
*Husband (boat driver)* Ok honey.  Can you please go to the front of the boat and see if the running lights are working.
*Wife* Your taking this awfully well (wife goes to front of boat)
*Husband* (whispering to himself) Heres your divorce right here (firewalls the throttle)
1 hour later
*Man* Honest officer, I dont know what happened, I must have gone temporarily insane!
*Officer* Ok, your free to go!


ROFL:D
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Post by: Dux on April 15, 2002, 12:50:33 PM
This one is for Leslie and Snafu:

"Nothing's gonna stop us now, Dirty Mary!"
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Post by: SirLoin on April 16, 2002, 10:17:17 AM
Driver was lucky..Force of impact prolly threw all the empty beer cans overboard...