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General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: milnko on April 20, 2000, 12:31:00 PM
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A couple of my ALL-TIME favorite movies and a small sampling of my demented sense of humor:
Dr. Strangelove, Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb (1964) The Script] (http://mach.me.queensu.ca/~bakhtiar/kubrick/strangescript.html) and for a brillant description of Dr. Strangelove;
http://www.filmsite.org/drst.html (http://www.filmsite.org/drst.html)
General "Buck" Turgidson (George C. Scott) speaking to the President of the United States Merkin Muffley (Peter Sellers)
"Mr. President, I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed, but I do say no more than ten to twenty million killed, tops, uh, depending on the breaks."
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TOPGUN
http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Zone/6094/arrogent.wav (http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Zone/6094/arrogent.wav)
http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Zone/6094/goose2.wav (http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Zone/6094/goose2.wav)
http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Zone/6094/defense2.wav (http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Zone/6094/defense2.wav)
http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Zone/6094/hongkong.wav (http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Zone/6094/hongkong.wav)
http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Studio/1764/neverleave.wav (http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Studio/1764/neverleave.wav)
http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Zone/6094/bullseye.wav (http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Zone/6094/bullseye.wav)
http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Zone/6094/ego.wav (http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Zone/6094/ego.wav)
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[This message has been edited by milnko (edited 04-21-2000).]
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Thanks for the memories! Was reading down a bit from your quote and couldn't help but think of Clinton when I read this:
"Perhaps it might be better, Mr. President, if you were more concerned with the American people, than with your image in the history books."[/b]
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I like you more and more Rip. (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/wink.gif)
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Amen, brother Daddog. Rip is first rate in my book. By the way, another favorite movie qoute of min is from "2010: A Space Odessey II" the sequel to the original "2001: a Space Odessey." Roy Schieder's charactor says: "A leader can be wrong; he just can't be indecisive." Being a commander of a US Air Force unit, I'm especially fond of this one.
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Sabre, a.k.a. Rojo
(S-2, The Buccaneers)
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Thanks Daddog, Rojo. (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif) However, I am a minority in the state of Washington. On inauguration day, Jan. 1993, we had a storm in Washington state Puget Sound area, 70 mph winds, it was terrible. I told my wife that it was the "Man" up above punishing the left-wing voters for electing the Pres. (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
Seriously, I have nothing against the left, except the constant hipocrasy.
Columbine student in a live interview with Clinton last week, that didn't get too much press coverage, probably due to this question:
Columbine student: Mr.President...when was the last time you ever saw a gun jump up off a counter and kill someone by itself?
Clinton: Utter silence. No response...next question was asked.
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The immortal Rooster Cogburn
Fill your hand you son of a squeak!
(http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
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"I love the smell of napalm in the morning!"
Apocalypse now.
I love that movie (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
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The Wild Vikings
Commanding Officer
lasse-
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Heh, good ones (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/wink.gif) Here's one of mine...
Josey Wales: "So you're a bounty hunter?"
Bounty Hunter (while shrugging): "Man's gotta make a livin'."
Josey Wales: "Dyin' aint much of a livin', boy."
Gordo
Fat DRUNK (http://fdb.50megs.com) Bastards!
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HEY WEAZEL..dont meen to be picky..but its:
FILL YOUR PALM U SOB...
also, when i go nose to nose on a a con..i mumble:
'This is where the fun begins'
now which movie is that 1 from (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/wink.gif)
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My favorite......
Kergan in Highlander.
"I have something to say, it's better to burn out than to fade away"
TTFN
snafu
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Hey Lance! great quote. How bout this one-- 'spit' "are you gonna draw them pistols or whistle dixie"
THE OUTLAW JOSE WALES
(http://www.ropescourse.org/cammo.jpg)
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"What we have here, is a failure, to communicate"
Cool Hand Luke
Badges? We don need no stinking badges!"
Rio Bravo (I am pretty sure)
"Blame Canada"
South Park Movie (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
"It looks like we got us a Mother loving gut busting Navy war Rock" (hope I quoted correct)
Kirk Douglas to John Wayne in the movie "In Harms Way"
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From Kelly's Heros:
"Keep Tiger tanks busy? The only way I can keep Tiger tanks busy is by letting them shoot holes in me!"
Oddball, Who was the tank commander of the Sherman tank they had!
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Swager
I/JG2~Richthofen~
"Damn.....I can't believe I missed that shot!!!"
(http://saintaw.tripod.com/swager.jpg)
JG2 "Richthofen" (http://www.busprod.com/weazel2/)
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"Son of a squeak! Thats gonna leave a mark!"
Chris Farley Tommy Boy
Btw Dago Badges we dont need no stinkin badges is from the Classic Humphrey Bogart,Walter Huston movie
Treasure of the Sierra Madre
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Gun Control activists: "Guns kill people!"
Anti-Gun Control Activists response: "No! People kill people!"
My 8 year old cousin's innocent remark when he was reading that: "I thought people with guns killed people..."
Now who can contest that? (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/wink.gif)
"How disgusting!" -Q , when proposed he becomes a human as punishment.
"Time is the fire in which we burn" -Admiral Tolwyn (in a Star Trek movie.. heck if I know the actor's name (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/wink.gif) )
Courtesan Mariko to Capt. Pilot Blackthorne:".. you see, Death is our Heritage" -"Shogun"
"The purpose of War is Peace; and, in the end, the only thing Peace has to offer is War"
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Slim Pickens as Major T.J. "King" Kong, Strategic Air Command, United States Air Force:
Now, boys, we got three engines out; we got more holes in us than a horse trader's mule, the radio's gone and we're leaking fuel, and if we was flying any lower, why, we'd need sleigh bells on this thing. But we got one thing on them russkies, at this this height, why, they might harpoon us but they dang sure ain't gonna spot us on no radar screen.
Survival kit contents check. In them you'll find: one 45 caliber automatic, two boxes of ammunition, four days concentrated emergency rations, one drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills, one miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible, one hundred dollars in rubles, one hundred in gold, nine packs of chewing gum, one issue of prophylactics, three lipsticks, three pairs of nylon stockings. Shoot! A fella could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff.
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With naval scenarios on the way(?), can't leave out...
We're gonna need a bigger boat.
...and for the spaghetti western fans...
(best Tuco voice)When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk.
I don't think it's funny, you laughin. You see my mule gets the crazy idea you're laughin at him. Now if you apologize, like I know you're going to, I might just convince him you really didn't mean it.
Fatty
(forgot the sig, too much trouble at this point)
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"I'll be back" - Terminator
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Mino
The Wrecking Crew
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men fight with swords sometimes this is not possible , so they use rifles. where is the honor in machines that rend the earth with impunity?
parafrase of sean connery in the wind and the lion.
and i hope yall remember that pres clinton is a popular president( as in you are in the minority ) and a duly elected one (even tho the contitution was vilolated and 50 mill plus was wasted by the republican congress tryin to depose him) and if you are a airforce officer doggy you are under his command can u say insabordination?
a poor man votin for the republicans is like a cow votin for the butcher.
me
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Here's one of my favorites...and I am not gonna tell you where its from! I frequently shout it out in the arena!
Listen To Me! (http://www.starbase21.com/looney/main/repress.wav)
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Listen To Me! (http://www.starbase21.com/looney/main/wound.wav)
Hope you enjoyed em!
-Ding
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Monty Python, ya gotta love it.
"Search for the Holy Grail" if my memory serves me right.
Dago
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There are two kinds of spurs my friend. Those that go in by the door, and those that go in by the window.
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not sure what up with the sound links on my original post, but if ya click on em goto the Yahoo page then highlight the link location, hit enter they work.
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"SCREW YOU HIPPIE!"
"Screw you guys,im going home"
"BAD KITTY!" (for hangtimes cat) (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
-Eric Cartman
"He fall down go BOOM!"
-Tweety bird
"Hasta la vista baby"
Terminator
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Funked, I have newfound respect for you.
"You know, that might be cannon fire..."
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Fatty
FAT DRUNK BASTARDS (http://fdb.50megs.com)
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"Tonker knivur I har her po islandur"
and
"Bork, BORK, BORK!!"
Crabofix
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"Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges!" - was also in Blazing Saddles.
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Huey door gunner asked how he can shoot women and children: "simple you just don't lead them so much".
"Full Metal Jacket"
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"klatu verata nicktoo" -Army of darkness (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
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from the 'The Four Horsemen of the Acropolis'
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it was a silent movie, I just couldn't resist it.
bobo
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"Helloooooo, (spit spit spit) , Heeellooooo (spit spit spit)"
HiTech
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This one still puts me in stitches. A lousy movie; with a hokey script, and digs at all the other SF movies ever made going on in the background. Only 'Mars Attacks' came close, but they didnt have this jewel.
Consider the following line from the alien's perspective. An enraged human fighter pilot pursues his alien adversary right to the wreckage.
"Welcome to Earth" (**WHACK**)
Best 10 seconds on film ever done.
(http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
Hang
P.S... you guys missed Blazing Saddles?? LOL.. Mel Brooks stuck some outrageous commentary in there.. the "...badges?? We don't need no stinkin Badges" bit was there, but the capper was (and please forgive the language; it was a social commentary piece)
(black sheriff holds gun against own head and yells to advancing lynch mob) "Hold it right there.. any closer and the cupcake gets it!" As I recall, Slim Pickens sez "better hold up boys; he looks serious"
And; from the posse recruitment scene "..lemme see, umm; rape; murder, looting, robbery and rape." Recruiter: "You said rape twice" Recruit: "Yah. I LIKE rape."
Young Frankenstein... "Walk THIS way". And the horse.. every time somebody mentioned 'Frau Bluecher'. And... "Put the candle BACK"
Gawd.. I'm headed fer the video store now.... (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
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"Vote fer me; Dick Nixon. We all know we need a Dick in the White House."
5 years later...
" ..I am NOT a CROOK! The first I learned of the Watergate incident was in newspaper accounts the following day. Which has NOTHING to do with the fact that today, I have sent to congress a prison reform bill that provides a suite, with a terrace; for any wrong-doer who was at one time the highest official in the land.. "
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"How can you kill women and children?"
"It's easy, you just don't lead'em as much."
Full Metal Jacket
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Nathan "NATEDOG" Mathieu
Art Director
HiTech Creations
-=HELLFIRE SQUAD=-
"Man's 2nd greatest thrill in life is FLYING. His 1st greatest thrill is LANDING!"
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"No"
Marcel Marceau, "The Silent Movie" or "The Producers".. can't remember wich Mel Brooks film it was.
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"Niagra Falls.....Slowly I turned, step by step, inch by inch......"
The Three Stooges
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Been long time since I have seen this movie so I may have the quote wrong.
Blues Brother's when Akroyd and Belushi were sitting in the interceptor....
Got a 6 pack of beer, half pack of cigarettes and it's dark out and we have sun glasses on...You ready?? ...Yep!!
Sounds like my pre-flight for aces high.
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Hehehe Fatty, Eli Wallach opposite Clint Eastwood opposite Lee Van Cleef, you can't do any better than that. (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
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Originally posted by funked:
Hehehe Fatty, Eli Wallach opposite Clint Eastwood opposite Lee Van Cleef, you can't do any better than that. (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
It's too bad they didn't team with Wallach on some of the others (could see him fitting very nicely into 'For a Few Dollars More'), he made Good, Bad & Ugly as much as either Clint or Van Cleef.
(at one of Tuco's hangings)"Wanted in 14 counties of this state, the condemned is found guilty of the crimes of murder, armed robbery of citizens, state banks, and post offices. The theft of sacred objects, arson in a state prison, perjury, bigomy, deserting his wife and children, inciting prostitution, kidnapping, extortion, recieving stolen goods, selling stolen goods, passing counterfeit money, and contrary to the laws of this state, the condemned is guilty of using marked cards and loaded dice.
edit note, decided since I couldn't do Tuco honor, added a few wav links...
"You see in this world, there's too kinds of people my friend. Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig." (http://home.austin.rr.com/fdbfatty/sounds/youdig.wav)
"Who the hell is that? One bastard goes in, another comes out." (http://home.austin.rr.com/fdbfatty/sounds/bastards.wav)
"Eh, eh, eh? You want to know who's son you are? You don't, I do, everybody does. You're the son of a thousand fathers, all bastards like you, and your mother..." (http://home.austin.rr.com/fdbfatty/sounds/tuco2.wav)
"I'm glad they got him, a man like him guilty of all those crimes." "People with ropes around their necks don't always hang." "What do you mean?" "Even a filthy beggar like him has got a protecting angel. A golden haired angel watches over him." (http://home.austin.rr.com/fdbfatty/sounds/angel.wav)
"When you have to shoot, shoot, don't talk." (http://home.austin.rr.com/fdbfatty/sounds/tucoadvice.wav)
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Fatty
FAT DRUNK BASTARDS (http://fdb.50megs.com)
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obviously :
"gentleman you can't fight here this is the war room"
-Dr Strangelove
and also :
"mmmmm, this is a tasty burger"
-Pulp Fiction
Also anything said by Homer or anything said by characters in a Coen brothers film.
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"Takka, takka, takka,........................................... . "Get one? All I got was a belly full of English channel!" "Give me a staffel of spitfures"
from the Battle of Britain
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"Aint no room for petter pan on this hunt.."
-Sniper